Discussion in 'Canada General' started by Killer Ewok, Aug 1, 2001.
I claim this country in the name of me . . . Killer Ewok!
No, I assure you, this is not spam! It's just a notice of ownership. Nothing more.
Fine. Don't believe me. But your country still belongs to me!
Uhm... a teenager whose idol might be a cranky crocodile hunter says that the greatest nation in the world belongs to him...
I'm afraid I'll have to ask for your ID young man... and please, step out of your car so I can hit you... RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAH
No, really, the nation "belongs" to a deranged Prime Minister and a fighting opposition group with a Rebel Alliance among them....
Hey, watch your stereotypes, there.
Nope! Anyway, what led you to come here and claim this country as yours? Anything to back that claim? An ancestor?
No, just an uncanny desire to claim a country. Canada was as good as any . . .
At least it proves that you have a good taste in the country you chose! But still... If it is to belong to someone, it's me!
Really. Oh, well, my appologies.
<mumbles something about who it really beongs to . . .
Bah, if you come live here, we can share it, I can give you the Northern Territories and maybe the Maritimes and Stockwell Day... lol
In case you don't know who he is, it doesn't matter, he's just a washed up politician too uptight to give up his mandate as leader of opposition... his party's breaking up, they have formed a Rebel Alliance within what they call the Canadian Alliance, the abreviation for this party is C.R.A.P and it's not a joke!! So you can have him, no charges!
C.R.A.P? That's the best acronym I've heard in a long time!
Now Now Now, I'm the RSA here, and Canada Belongs to me.. well at least BC, Ontario, and Quebec, ..
If you go to E-Bay.ca, you will probably find the rest of the provinces on sale there..
please someone pump up Manitoba, I'm not letting it go for 25 cents.. CA.....
So you're saying I can buy your country online . . . excellent!
Don't you know? There already IS an unofficial war on me. I've been shot, stabed, burnt, drowned, exploded, sliced in half, thrown from a flying Cantina . . . you name the death, I've experienced it!
Man, you're just like little Kenny in South Park aren't ya?
Sorry, I tried to get Manitoba and PEI as a boxed lot, but they're both over a dollar now! That's over 38 frickin american cents!
With the Aussie exchange rate as it is, I'll give you this shiny penny for the east coast . . .
Well, the Aussie dollar is worth even less than the Canadian's so I think it will cost you a little more! And you want some fries with that? And we like to have mayonnaise on our fries here.. maybe just that thought will make you want to stay in Australia.. hehe
Anyway, winkee tee-tocky* everyone
*Sleeping time in Hutteese
Mayonaise? There's just something that's completely WRONG about that concept . . .
Sometimes I worry about you people . . .
Oh yeah, I can feel the love!
Mayonaise is the king of all condiments
No, tomato sauce is the lord emperor of extra food toppings. Anyone who says differently ain't an Aussie!
Je ne like toi pomplemousse avec une fenettre et un chamois. You might Traverse la rue then get a car to rapide up un montange.
Our Country belongs to all. Eat up and Drink Down.
No thankyou, I'm allergic to shellfish.