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Canada Your country now belongs to me!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Killer Ewok, Aug 1, 2001.

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  1. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    I claim this country in the name of me . . . Killer Ewok!
     
  2. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    No, I assure you, this is not spam! It's just a notice of ownership. Nothing more.
     
  3. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Fine. Don't believe me. But your country still belongs to me!
     
  4. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Uhm... a teenager whose idol might be a cranky crocodile hunter says that the greatest nation in the world belongs to him...

    I'm afraid I'll have to ask for your ID young man... and please, step out of your car so I can hit you... RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAAH


    No, really, the nation "belongs" to a deranged Prime Minister and a fighting opposition group with a Rebel Alliance among them....
     
  5. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Hey, watch your stereotypes, there.
     
  6. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Nope! Anyway, what led you to come here and claim this country as yours? Anything to back that claim? An ancestor?
     
  7. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    No, just an uncanny desire to claim a country. Canada was as good as any . . .
     
  8. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    At least it proves that you have a good taste in the country you chose! But still... If it is to belong to someone, it's me!
     
  9. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Really. Oh, well, my appologies.

    <mumbles something about who it really beongs to . . . ;)
     
  10. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Bah, if you come live here, we can share it, I can give you the Northern Territories and maybe the Maritimes and Stockwell Day... lol :)

    In case you don't know who he is, it doesn't matter, he's just a washed up politician too uptight to give up his mandate as leader of opposition... his party's breaking up, they have formed a Rebel Alliance within what they call the Canadian Alliance, the abreviation for this party is C.R.A.P and it's not a joke!! So you can have him, no charges!
     
  11. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    C.R.A.P? That's the best acronym I've heard in a long time!
     
  12. Uilmuteiz

    Uilmuteiz RSA Emeritus star 4

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    Now Now Now, I'm the RSA here, and Canada Belongs to me.. well at least BC, Ontario, and Quebec, ..

    If you go to E-Bay.ca, you will probably find the rest of the provinces on sale there..

    please someone pump up Manitoba, I'm not letting it go for 25 cents.. CA.....

    :)
     
  13. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    So you're saying I can buy your country online . . . excellent!
     
  14. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Don't you know? There already IS an unofficial war on me. I've been shot, stabed, burnt, drowned, exploded, sliced in half, thrown from a flying Cantina . . . you name the death, I've experienced it! :p
     
  15. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Man, you're just like little Kenny in South Park aren't ya?
     
  16. JediWarrior

    JediWarrior Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sorry, I tried to get Manitoba and PEI as a boxed lot, but they're both over a dollar now! That's over 38 frickin american cents! :eek:
     
  17. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    With the Aussie exchange rate as it is, I'll give you this shiny penny for the east coast . . .
     
  18. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, the Aussie dollar is worth even less than the Canadian's so I think it will cost you a little more! And you want some fries with that? And we like to have mayonnaise on our fries here.. maybe just that thought will make you want to stay in Australia.. hehe

    Anyway, winkee tee-tocky* everyone



    *Sleeping time in Hutteese
     
  19. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mayonaise? There's just something that's completely WRONG about that concept . . .
     
  20. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sometimes I worry about you people . . .
     
  21. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh yeah, I can feel the love!
     
  22. JediWarrior

    JediWarrior Jedi Knight star 6

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    Mayonaise is the king of all condiments :)
     
  23. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    No, tomato sauce is the lord emperor of extra food toppings. Anyone who says differently ain't an Aussie! ;)
     
  24. Vermillion

    Vermillion Jedi Youngling

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    No.

    Je ne like toi pomplemousse avec une fenettre et un chamois. You might Traverse la rue then get a car to rapide up un montange.

    Our Country belongs to all. Eat up and Drink Down.
     
  25. Killer Ewok

    Killer Ewok Jedi Knight star 5

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    No thankyou, I'm allergic to shellfish.
     
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