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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by beezel26, Feb 28, 2005.

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  1. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
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    Thats right Adalia Durron is single again.

    her marriage is null and void.

    Seems the Church and the state dont see eye to eye.

    So guys if you want to have a chance, heres the deal.

    you better be a good cricket player.

    And drive a Holden, No fords. Otherwise she is going to run you over in her car.

    You better be good with kids. Shes got six kids and seven dogs.

    oh and a croc! With a nasty underbite. (I lost a finger to him)

    You have to like Star Trek.

    Oh you have to do the laundry and the dishes.

    And be a really good cook.

    Not to mention work on computers.


    Oh one more thing, You have to have a doury. No cattle here, Just dinero, I aint letting her go without anything less than ten grand. But if you have more and others are doing better than we can negotiate.

    let the games begin.
  2. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 20, 2005
    star 5
    hahahahahaha
    everyone needs a brother like you ;) lol
  3. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    Ok, I got some good leads,

    Does anyone know the exchange rate of the australian dollar to the Yen. I am getting an offer of a million yen from some executive of Yamamoto heavy industries. Seems legit too.


    And whats the deal with the Saudis, Do they have a thing for redheads. Cause they asked me to send all the redheads I could for their harems.

    And get this, some guy who says he is her husband is willing to give me his Holden Commodore as collateral.

    Sure hope its fast.

    but seriously this guy doesnt stand a chance. He doesnt even know how to do the dishes when I asked him.
  4. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 20, 2005
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    one australian dollar is about 82 yen, so your looking at about 12 grand from Mr Yamamoto. Thats not bad...

    But the oil rich Saudis should be able to beat a measlely 12,000. That would be pocket change for them, Spec if what you say about red heads is true ;)


    By the way did i mention the sheiks get around in Holden Statesman's, holdens have a contract suppling the royal family ;)
  5. evil-incarnate Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2004
    star 7
    In a nice way but..... eeeeewwwwwww.....
    she's my MOM dude.....
  6. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    rolls eyes I am not!!

    I got my marriage certificate in the post today, my official bit of paper from the government saying I have been married 14.5 years....approx. So sorry to the Japanese dude and all the other scary dropouts you found, I am happy with my Justifier.. LOL!!!
  7. TK1571 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2003
    star 5
    :D :D you mean Aus Post actually delivers stuff on time!!! damm i thought you would be lucky to get it before you left for the states :p
  8. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    Who would have thunk it? A govt official was able to find it, copy and and post it too me! Unbelievable....
  9. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    Crap I wanted to vacation in the Red Sea.

    I wanted wanton luxury.

    Thanks Sis! I hope you are happy.

    Oh, btw any chance of getting my ring back that your croc swallowed.

    It was my favorite decoder ring.

  10. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    Two chances.....

    Buckleys and none!!


    Aussie slang there Brother Beez now attempt to translate it! ;)
  11. beezel26 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2003
    star 7
    fat chance, well I will buy you a drink when hell freezes over.
  12. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    Be sure it's a hot one sweetheart!! :p [face_love]
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