This capitalizes on the shameless use of Singaporean slang...you can spot a Singaporean a mile off by the exclamations used at the end of a sentance...such as "lah","lor","you know hah?" and "hor".The latter is the joke. A man and a woman came to a restaurant.The waiter took their order.The man answered."Chicken for me,vegetables for the donkey."The waiter was puzzled but returned shortly after.Afterwards,the man left for the restroom.Seeing this,the waiter took the oppurtunity to ask why the woman was called a donkey.Her reply:"Yah lor,HEE-HAW,really too much one.HEE-HAW,type cannot stand one..." And then there's the famous language barrier jokes: An American visited Madrid,in Spain.He went to a restaurant.The waiter didn't speak English,the American knew no Spanish.The American tried to tell the waiter about his order for steak and mushrooms,but the waiter didn't understand.Finally,the exasperated American pulled out a piece of paper and drew a cow and a mushroom.Seeing this,the waiter smiled and nodded,then ran off.Within minutes he returned with an umbrella and a ticket to the bullfight. Appeared in a Singapore Telecom ad:I remember my days of NS(Singapore military service).We had to queue so long to use the public phone.I waited like two hours just to call my girlfriend.Finally,I got on the phone.Her mother answered.My girlfriend was not at home!!!" One for the record: Two crooks hijacked a bus full of Japanese tourists.Unfortunately for them,the police was armed with around 5000 pictures of them. Here's a good one: Steven lost his ears in an industrial accident.Later in life,he became a sucessful manager.One day,his company needed more job applicants.Three were shortlisted. The first one entered.Steven asked for one observation about him.The interviewee replied"You have no ears".Steven got angry and shooed him out. The second one entered.Steven asked the same question,and got the same answer.The second fellow was kicked out as well. The third fellow had been warned by the first and second guys about how sensitive Steven was about loss of ears. Steven asked the question. "You wear contact lenses." "Amazing!How did you know?" "You can't be wearing glasses,because you have no ears!!" Last one:What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? Ans.A bad golfer goes WHACK!DAMN! but a bad skydiver goes DAMN!WHACK!