Edmonton Your favorite sayings or quotes that you have seen....

At the moment, cool (around 10ºC), overcast with a chance of rain... looking for a high of 16ºC... Usually gets up to mid 20s. Also, it gets warmer the closer you get to the coast.

 

Sweet.. I might just drive up their sometime. It's a long drive I know but it can be done.

Anyway, back on topic...

 

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

I saw that one in someone's sig in the video games forum.

Here's another one that made me snicker simply because it's so... stupid lol:

"I think it's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs."
-Jack Handy

 

"Hey, if you had powerful, wealthy friends who didn't bother to buy your mother out of slavery for 10 years, you'd get a little bitter, too."

 

Darth Vader: "We're Mr. Bitter every day."

-BlindMan, The Vader Monologues


*Derisa*

 

hehehe those are hilarious

 

Hve you ever read BlindMan's stuff before? He has about four priceless threads on the JC Classic FanFic forum... I cannot recommend him highly enough!


*Derisa*

 

LOL, I love these. I'm going to have to save them, only two pages a day.

 

Yeah I found him about a year ago. I can't remember how though. I don't usually venture into fanfic.

 

See how much dyslexia fun can be?

 

that was so funny LOL i could not stop hahaha

good one

banana

 

hahaha I'm dyslexic and I even found that funny. By the way, dyslexia is when you mix up letters, no the order of words. I, for instance, regularily get b p d q mixed up, m n, a e c o, z x v k A, etc. See the pattern? And 2 letter words like on and no kill me.

 

Yup. I was diagnosed with dyslexia too. Though I haven't exhibited any signs of it since I was about 13. If I'm tired, however, I might start mixing up letters and numbers.

 

WARNING! NERDY SCIENCE JOKE AHEAD!

So two atoms are walking down the street and they bumb into each other. The first one, Bob, says, "Oh my goodness, I lost an electron!" The second, Larry, says, "Are you sure?" Bob replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"

 

LOL

 

LOL That was just so corny it was funny

 

Vote Kerry if you love the Constitution.
A Purple Heart in the hand is worth ...
two Bushes in the White House.

Whatever side you're on, you gotta admit that that's clever...

 

"Chicks dig pale scrawny guys." - Christopher Charles Hanel

 

I liked this one and it's oddly appropriate today.
"How can you be so serious on a film where you are dodging explosions and running away with Sir Alec Guinness on this side and an eight-foot monkey on this side, and the eight-foot monkey is the one flying the spaceship?" Mark Hamill

 

~[there's a war on, how can you go to Kentucky ?]

"Well we head north and real subtle like turn left "

-Last of the Mohicans

 

That's my favorite line from that movie, it's the total deadpan way he says it.

 

"I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up that's the best they'll feel all day."

Nothing could sum up my life better.

 

Eat up eat up two more lovely corces to go mmmm delouses I really must say the most incredible s t.
Four hour of careful cooking and a feast of blue soup, omelet and marmalade .


banana

 

love that, new ones coming out in november