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JCC Your Good Deeds: I Bought a crackhead dinner tonight

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Sep 8, 2013.

  1. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    I was in Taco Hell earlier, a meal of last resort. While I was waiting for my order a gentleman approached me and said he needed a dime to order his meal. I assessed him and determined that my cash would be used for products the United States government deems inappropriate. So I said I didn't carry cash, despite having a number of dimes in my pocket. **** you, I thought!

    But for some reason, I said the following: I only have plastic, but order whatever you want, it's on me.

    He seemed a little skittish at the idea, I assume he craved that dime. Only enforced when the lady in front turned after finishing her order and my crack head said out of habit "do you have a dime? I'm a dime short for my order".

    The lady turned and threw a number of coins (including dimes!) on the counter, and then took a seat, awaiting her order. My New companion eagerly gathered them. Remember this lady, her part is not yet done.

    It was time to order, and the cashier eyed my knew friend suspiciously. I made a spastic gesture indicating I'd pay for the order.

    "Hey man, you mind if I get a chalupa too?"

    "Whatever you want, it's on me."

    "What??? I just gave him money!" (The lady I told you not to forget)

    "At least I know this is going to food."

    She nods. We smile at each other.

    So my policy from now on when someone asks me for cash is to offer food.

    And how did I know he was a crackhead? Because he was.
     
  2. Suzuki_Akira

    Suzuki_Akira Jedi Master star 7

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    I remember why I don't post here anymore
     
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  3. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    I don't remember you at all.
     
  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    5/5 mics
     
  5. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Well, aren't you just an effing pillar of humanity.
     
  6. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I had about 6 pieces of fried chicken left over from a catered lunch at my work so I gave them to a panhandler. A few steps later I turned back, to bask in the glory of my good deed as the poor fella devoured them with tears in his eyes. Instead, I saw him dumping them into the trash can and go right back to begging. [face_plain]
     
  7. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Force Ghost star 5

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    Buying crack heads food is not a good deed. Buying them crack is a good deed.
     
  8. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I once tried to give a homeless man a handle of Malibu, but he refused.


    Sent from my iPhone 5... take that, Wocky!
     
  9. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I valiantly defended women from OZK.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    I'm not fooled. You love Taco Bell.
     
  11. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What was his order, Iggy?
     
  12. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    No, he ate some crackhead's taco, aren't you paying attention?
     
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  13. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    One time I was headed to my car with leftover b-dubs--and,boy, was I looking forward to eating those later--when I was approached by what I must assume was a homeless person who asked me if I was going to eat them. I gave the wings to him and he walked away, having already begun eating them.

    I suppose he might not have been homeless and just liked wings. In any case I miss those wings.
     
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  14. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Is the "Crackhead Dinner" some new item on the menu? After the "doritos locos taco" anything is possible.
     
  15. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Burger King ran a campaign for a packaged meal that they tellingly christened the "Bundle" and priced at the going street value of $10. It's your way, right away, dopefiends!
     
  16. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    If he saves up enough dimes, he can get a dime.
     
  17. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    when crackheads asks for a dime i give them my two cents
     
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  18. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I don't buy that story.



    Nobody eats at Taco Bell.
     
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  19. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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  20. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    I think it comes with a large Mountain Dew, which is liquid crack.