ST Your Ideal Opening Crawl (First lines or entire thing)

“It was a pleasure to burn.”

 

Doesn't the Klan use titles like "Wizard," which is very much in use in the GFFA?

Anyway, now that we've gotten a crawl that started with "War!" it's only a matter of time until it becomes something along the lines of "Boom! Pow!"

 

Spaceballs - didn't anyone get my reference?

 

That's my favorite thus far.

My idea: "Oh ****!"

 

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Slightly amended and added to: "It is a perilous time for the New Republic. Once united in peace, the galaxy has now become divided by war. Battle rages across a thousand worlds."

 

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Ha ha.

"Three decades have passed since the defeat of the Empire and since then the heroes of the Rebel Alliance have all moved on with their lives. Luke's let himself go a bit, as has his sister Princess Leia. Han Solo is an old man and can't walk very well anymore."

 

Everyone got your reference;
and it was so good;
no one could type out how good.

 

Thanks for the affirmation, my ego has been boosted. Joking aside, I was thinking that perhaps most people here were too young to get it.

 

"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."

 

"The Force is in balance."

 

P.S. "The Sith are truly extinct."

 

This MUST be the opening shot too, but instead of Criswell, it's Luke.

 

"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war."

 

"Peace!
The end."





- I think so.
- No, I don't think so.
/LM

 

"Previously on Star Wars...."

 

Introduced in The Clone Wars was a narrating segment 'stead of the opening crawl. Never know, maybe that will be the route Abrams goes instead (doubt it) but maybe...

Admittedly cannot think of a good opening line so will go with what line I would rather not see, and that being:

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...April Fool's. Then begins a video of George Lucas reiterating how we as fans "broke his spirit to direct future Star Wars films" with the constant PT bashing.

I tell you, it is only a matter of time.

 

It is a time of peace at Tosche Station.
Jedi Master Luke Skywalker's power converters have sat on the shelf unclaimed for generations....

 

It is a time of great unrest in the New Republic.

 

"Are you...hey, Frank, you...Frank, you typing this? Yeah, the scroll. The opening scroll. Yeah. Alright, so... It is a dark time... No, make a new document. A new document. Not th--yeah ok."

 

Meesa back!

 

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got force flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called... Mos Eisley

In west Coruscant born and raised
In the Temple where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out meditatin' relaxin' all cool
And flyin' some pod outside the school
When a couple of Sith who were up to no good
Started twirlin' sabers in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my step mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie Leia and uncle Han in... Mos Eisley'

I whistled for a speeder and when it came near
The license plate said SEBU1BA and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this speeder was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to... Mos Eisley'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to Sebulba Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of... Mos Eisley.