Abq Your Ideal Job...

My new wife-Pole dancer
My ex-wife-Alcoholic tester.


How funny and very true...my ex really is a pole dancer/bartender. I'm not making that up.

 

Wow, when I put in my full name, it tells me that my ideal job is drag queen.

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I'm so glad that I didn't take Cross-dressing 101 for nothing!

 

Hey Matt, there is not enough room on the board for you, me, and EP to all be princesses!

 

Oh, this is the worst predictor of anything I've ever encountered... Vivian is supposed to be a Lap Dancer. There are so many things wrong with that I don't even know where to begin...

 

My wife is supposed to be a porn director. YAHOOO!!

 

Goal Scoring Superstar Hero
Not so sure about the "Goal" part - but the rest is right on!!!

 

Gecko, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.

Wow!!! Start Praying!

 

Jess check this one out

Qui Gon Matt, Your ideal job is Satan !.

 

C'mon Satan.....who loves you.....come here big boy!


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Jess, I pray to you since you are my god, let me have a good day...

Karen, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.

No, my ideal job is to be rich and not have to work. Worst predictor ever.

 

Hey, look at these results!

God, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
Satan, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.
George Walker Bush, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.
John Forbes Kerry, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.
Saddam Hussein, Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.

 

This is too flippin funny!

My ex-husband - pirate

My ex-boyfriend - teacher to help pensioner's drive

My oldest son - Satan

My youngest son - his job is in a land far, far away

I wanna know what village is missing their idiot?

 

Dewd...This sucks....It told me I was supposed to be a clown.....I HATE CLOWNS!
All those years of college courses...whoosh gone, worthless, my dreams of DJ'dom, *FRRRRRPPP* gone like an air biscuit in a hot Arizona wind! Why yes! I would love some more tea Mrs. Nesbit....
(Mumbling incoherently)
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Danielle, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.

WTF is that??? Monkey Impressionist??

I'm not a big monkey fan, seeing as how they carry lots of diseases and all. Hello, ever seen "Outbreak"?

*runs and hides*

 

Rebo, that was so freakin' awesome!!

Really sounds like somethin' I would say!!



Hey, clowns scare me too!! I say we ditch our ideal jobs and do what we really want!!

I want to be a pool cleaner for the rich and famous. That or a hamster trainer. Either one I'd be happy as a pig in, darn it, I can't say that either!!! Well, I'd be happy, and let's just leave it at that!

What do you want to do?

 

I wanna be a DJ

 

I wanna be rich!

 

Go DJ Rebo! And you do it well, I might add!

 

Oh yeah and I would like to be a suntan lotion applier dude for like a bikini team, australian, swedish bikini team, eskimo, klingon, hell as long as bikinis are involved. LOL! JK!

 

U R all a bunch of wanna be's did I say that?

I kid, I kid!!

 

Did some say they wanted to be a Wampa Wannabe?
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Hey, that's not funny, that's cool!

WTH?

I could definately be a sun block applier for hot men!

 

wow, mine says i am supposed to be a ron jeremy double...totally damned awesome!

i wish...i am to be a professional shopper