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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by bobasparxx, Sep 7, 2005.

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  1. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    My new wife-Pole dancer
    My ex-wife-Alcoholic tester.


    How funny and very true...my ex really is a pole dancer/bartender. I'm not making that up.[face_laugh]
     
  2. LetoQuorme

    LetoQuorme Mos Alba FF Chapter Rep star 4

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    Wow, when I put in my full name, it tells me that my ideal job is drag queen.

    [image=http://www.waynewolfe.com/images/Drag%20Queen.jpg]

    I'm so glad that I didn't take Cross-dressing 101 for nothing!
     
  3. Andromeda13

    Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Hey Matt, there is not enough room on the board for you, me, and EP to all be princesses!
     
  4. Shaak_Vi

    Shaak_Vi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oh, this is the worst predictor of anything I've ever encountered... Vivian is supposed to be a Lap Dancer. There are so many things wrong with that I don't even know where to begin...
     
  5. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My wife is supposed to be a porn director. YAHOOO!!
     
  6. HarleyQ_T

    HarleyQ_T Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Goal Scoring Superstar Hero
    Not so sure about the "Goal" part - but the rest is right on!!!:p
     
  7. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Gecko, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.

    Wow!!! :D Start Praying![face_praying]
     
  8. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jess check this one out

    Qui Gon Matt, Your ideal job is Satan !.
     
  9. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    C'mon Satan.....who loves you.....come here big boy!


    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/TD5151/satan_saddam.jpg]
     
  10. karenec1

    karenec1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_praying] Jess, I pray to you since you are my god, let me have a good day...[face_laugh]

    Karen, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.

    No, my ideal job is to be rich and not have to work. Worst predictor ever.
     
  11. TK-Aegis

    TK-Aegis Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hey, look at these results!

    God, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
    Satan, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss ass.
    George Walker Bush, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.
    John Forbes Kerry, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.
    Saddam Hussein, Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.
     
  12. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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  13. servent78

    servent78 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This is too flippin funny!

    My ex-husband - pirate

    My ex-boyfriend - teacher to help pensioner's drive

    My oldest son - Satan

    My youngest son - his job is in a land far, far away

    I wanna know what village is missing their idiot?
     
  14. DJ_Rebo

    DJ_Rebo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Dewd...This sucks....It told me I was supposed to be a clown.....I HATE CLOWNS!:mad:
    All those years of college courses...whoosh gone, worthless, my dreams of DJ'dom, *FRRRRRPPP* gone like an air biscuit in a hot Arizona wind! Why yes! I would love some more tea Mrs. Nesbit....
    (Mumbling incoherently)
    [image=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b106/DJ_Rebo/ouch.jpg]
     
  15. StarLeia

    StarLeia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Danielle, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.

    WTF is that??? Monkey Impressionist??

    I'm not a big monkey fan, seeing as how they carry lots of diseases and all. Hello, ever seen "Outbreak"?

    *runs and hides*
     
  16. DJ_Rebo

    DJ_Rebo Jedi Youngling star 1

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  17. StarLeia

    StarLeia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Rebo, that was so freakin' awesome!!

    Really sounds like somethin' I would say!!

    [face_laugh]

    Hey, clowns scare me too!! I say we ditch our ideal jobs and do what we really want!!

    I want to be a pool cleaner for the rich and famous. That or a hamster trainer. Either one I'd be happy as a pig in, darn it, I can't say that either!!! Well, I'd be happy, and let's just leave it at that!

    What do you want to do?
     
  18. DJ_Rebo

    DJ_Rebo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I wanna be a DJ
     
  19. servent78

    servent78 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I wanna be rich!
     
  20. Andromeda13

    Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Go DJ Rebo! =D= =D= =D= And you do it well, I might add!
     
  21. DJ_Rebo

    DJ_Rebo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oh yeah and I would like to be a suntan lotion applier dude for like a bikini team, australian, swedish bikini team, eskimo, klingon, hell as long as bikinis are involved. LOL! JK!
     
  22. HarleyQ_T

    HarleyQ_T Jedi Youngling star 1

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    U R all a bunch of wanna be's :eek: did I say that?

    I kid, I kid!!
     
  23. DJ_Rebo

    DJ_Rebo Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Did some say they wanted to be a Wampa Wannabe?
    [image=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b106/DJ_Rebo/wampawannabe.jpg]
     
  24. StarLeia

    StarLeia Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Hey, that's not funny, that's cool!

    WTH?

    I could definately be a sun block applier for hot men!
     
  25. Lord_Melkor

    Lord_Melkor Jedi Youngling star 3

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    wow, mine says i am supposed to be a ron jeremy double...totally damned awesome!

    i wish...i am to be a professional shopper
     
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