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JCC **** Your Kids Say

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy , Jun 1, 2013.

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  1. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    So, my 3 year old ran up to me and said, "mummy needs pets of the gizmo"

    No colours for anyone who can rightly guess what she wanted!
     
    Diggy , Jan 8, 2015
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  2. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    My step daughter used to call eucalyptus "my-calpytus" because it was about her, not you.

    She also used to talk loudly in her sleep, we'd hear her from our room.

    "No! I don't like Pumpkin Patch"
     
    Ender Sai, Jan 8, 2015
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  3. Darth-Lando

    Darth-Lando Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I can only assume she wanted a Mogwai.
     
    Darth-Lando, Jan 8, 2015
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  4. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Darth Guy, Jan 8, 2015
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  5. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This kid is destined for a long and storied career in music criticism.
     
    Rogue1-and-a-half, Jan 8, 2015
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  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Son #2: "It's dark already and I wanted to go outside!"

    Me: "I'm sorry. What would you like me to do?"

    Him: "Turn the Earth the opposite way on its axis!"

    Sure. Why not?
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Feb 3, 2015
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  7. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Superman did it.

    The other day, my two year old and three year old spent five minutes arguing whether the school bus we were following was a bus or a cuckoo clock.
     
    Diggy , Feb 3, 2015
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  8. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Posted this on FB the other day...

    Son: Can we get a pilot license?
    Me: You want to be a pilot?
    Son: No, I want you to get a pilot license.
    Me: You want me to be a pilot?
    Son: No, but you could just have a pilot license, and fly, sometimes
    Me: Like, a hobby?
    Son: [laughs] yeah, I think that would be a really good hobby, for you.
     
    Harpua, Feb 3, 2015
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  9. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    He knows you used to love getting high.
     
    Diggy , Feb 3, 2015
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  10. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    My favorite was my 7 year old's response to my (very edited) story about childbirth.

    "When I get married with a woman, I'm going to bring a bucket."
     
    Katya Jade, Feb 3, 2015
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  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    When my daughter was about five, she went through a phase of being naked around the house. One of the ways we'd get her to put some kit on was to threaten to call the police.

    One day she and I were out picking up a take away, and there were two coppers also waiting for food. She bowls over to them and says "I've got my knickers on".
     
    Darth Punk , Feb 3, 2015
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  12. Royale w/ Codeine

    Royale w/ Codeine Jedi Master star 4

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    "Mommy, mommy! There's a balloon machine in the bathroom!"
     
    Royale w/ Codeine, Feb 4, 2015
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  13. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    From the back seat of my car, about an hour ago:

    "Stop farting!"
    "No! YOU stop farting!"
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Feb 21, 2015
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