Saga Your Star Wars Razzie Awards

Worst Original Score: Rogue One
Worst Original Score for the Television Medium: (tie) Star Wars Rebels/Star Wars The Clone Wars/The Clone Wars (2008)

 

Pick the worst from each category:

Worst Good Guy (non force user): Jar-Jar
Worst Good Gal (non force user): Maz Kanata
Worst Light Side User: Ezra
Worst Dark Side User: Snoke
Worst Bad Guy/Gal (non force user): Hux
Worst Alien: All the pale Episode 7 ones
Worst Droid: Kylo Ren's droid
Worst Land Vehicle: N/A
Worst Space Ship (good guys): N/A
Worst Space Ship (bad guys): N/A
Worst Planet: Jakku
Worst Building: Maz's Cantina
Worst OT Movie: N/A
Worst PT Movie: N/A
Worst SW/Disney Movie: TFA
Worst Scene From Episode 1: Jar Jar/Eopie scene
Worst Scene From Episode 2: Jar Jar giving Palps Emergency powers
Worst Scene From Episode 3: R2/Super Battle Droids
Worst Scene From Episode 4: N/A
Worst Scene From Episode 5: N/A
Worst Scene From Episode 6: The Ewok slapstick
Worst Scene From Episode 7: Kylo's tantrum
Worst Scene From Rogue One: Didn't see it

 

Worst Scene From Episode 8: Luke throws lightsaber over his shoulder

Worst Planet: Canto Bight

 

Worst scene from Episode 8: Rey assaulting Luke

 

Worst Light Side User: Rey
Worst Dark Side User: Kylo Ren
Worst Alien: Porgs
Worst OT Movie: The Empire Strikes Back
Worst PT Movie: Revenge of the Sith
Worst SW/Disney Movie: The Last Jedi
Worst Scene From Episode 3: Any scene dealing with Anakin's dreams about Padme dying, the scene where Anakin talks to Padme before he chokes her, Hayden's awful dialogue that is supposed to be banter towards Obi-Wan before their lightsaber duel, Ian McDiamard's transformation into Darth Sidious, some of his Darth Sidious scenes and acting, and some scenes at the end of the film after the battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin and Yoda and Darth Sidious.
Worst Scene From Episode 7: Any scene with Rey, Kylo Ren, Old Leia or BB-8.

 

Worst Good Guy (non force user): Jar Jar Binks
Worst Good Gal (non force user): Cant really think of one.
Worst Light Side User: Yaddle
Worst Dark Side User: Snoke
Worst Bad Guy/Gal (non force user): Bossk
Worst Alien: Kaminoans
Worst Droid: 8D8
Worst Land Vehicle: Tsmeu-6
Worst Space Ship (good guys): Y-wing
Worst Space Ship (bad guys): Count Dooku's ship
Worst Planet: Geonosis
Worst Building: Maz's castle
Worst OT Movie: Return of the Jedi
Worst PT Movie: Attack of the Clones
Worst SW/Disney Movie: The Force Awakens
Worst Scene From Episode 1: Jar Jar sniffing farts
Worst Scene From Episode 2: That scene on the big machine thing on Geonosis with Padmé and Anakin.
Worst Scene From Episode 3: Jar Jar handing over control of the Galaxy completely to Palpatine
Worst Scene From Episode 4: Han talking to Jabba
Worst Scene From Episode 5: Leia kissing Luke
Worst Scene From Episode 6: Jedi Rocks
Worst Scene From Episode 7: None really stand out to me
Worst Scene From Rogue One: Bor Gullet

 

Worst Good Guy (non force user): Poe Dameron; he just bores me, plain and simple. His TLJ arc was mildly interesting, but not enough to appreciate the existence of the character.
Worst Good Gal (non force user): Jyn Erso; she bores me as well, maybe even more so than Poe. I just didn't feel emotionally invested in her in R1, despite the lengthy past scenes of her getting where she wound up.
Worst Light Side User: Rey; battles like a sword master without any training, and raw Force strength is not credible given the examples given of Force users in previous movies. And she doesn't seem to know what she's there for, I can't sense any inner motivation for anything. She stumbles upon Finn, and gets thrown into the Resistance, and has some sense that she should be trained by Luke, discovers she really knew she was a nobody, then randomly gets motivated to save Kylo Ren, he who killed Han previously. That just does not work for me.
Worst Dark Side User: Kylo Ren, mr that goes from "I feel the need to go dark for no demonstrable reason whatsoever even before Luke lights his lightsaber in his contemplation to kill me" to "I have to kill my father to erase the light within". Not a credible character, and extremely lame as a person= exists solely for tah melodramaz. Runner ups are Maul and Snoke.
Worst Bad Guy/Gal (non force user): The Fetts tied with Phasma. All irrelevance, really.
Worst Alien: Gungans; their "spit gurgling whilst shaking head" I find repulsive and too babyish.
Worst Droid: The one that looks like a garbage disposal. While it'd be sort of convenient to have a walking garbage as a droid, it just seems gross upon viewing it in the OT (don't remember which movie, maybe ANH?).
Worst Land Vehicle: No idea.
Worst Space Ship (good guys): Hmm. Maybe the one used in TLJ that the stuttering dude (see how memorable that movie was for me?) stole?
Worst Space Ship (bad guys): Snoke's ship. The whole "bigger is better" concept is overplayed, especially for an occupant as lame as Snoke.
Worst Planet: Endor; just looks like a regular forest, no visual variety.
Worst Building: I didn't like the casino complex; didn't have the SW feels.
Worst OT Movie: ANH; as much as I like ANH, I don't tend to favour beginnings. The character arcs as fewer than in ESB and ROTJ, and the themes, rather simplistic. They've not established why people believe in the Empire.
Worst PT Movie: TPM; with the exception of Anakin and Shmi, I didn't like any characters - I yawned when Gui-Gon died. Maul was blah, and the jedi missions, not captivating at all. I still adored the Tatooine scenes, the political stuff and the council-Anakin moments. I loved the themes introduced there.
Worst SW/Disney Movie: TFA; butchers the greatest themes of the OT, destroys the characters of our beloved trio, and acts as a simple reset to a time when it was the empire vs rebels. Plot almost a carbon copy of ANH. New characters have screwed up arcs or none at all, and most of them are bland. It leaves TLJ and the rest of the trilogy with no way of remedying the harm done, with the lack of original concepts or themes or characters worth exploring.
Worst Scene From Episode 1: When Obi-Wan and Gui-Gon embark on their mission to investigate the Trade Federation. Does not stimulate me at all.
Worst Scene From Episode 2: In which Jango Fett and Obi-Wan face off. Utterly uninteresting action sequences.
Worst Scene From Episode 3: Can't think of any. I loved the entire movie.
Worst Scene From Episode 4: Luke crushing on Leia.
Worst Scene From Episode 5: Leia kissing Luke to make Han jealous. yuck.
Worst Scene From Episode 6: When the trio is on Endor, encountering Ewoks and wandering in the woods.
Worst Scene From Episode 7: I'm tempted to say "the whole movie", but that would be too easy. Ok, so I'll settle for either Kylo praying to Darth Vader's mask, for I find the concept of him being a Vader fanboy rather lame, or, the introduction of Snoke; this is where I knew we were going to be stuck with no believable villains for our new trilogy.
Worst Scene From Rogue One: The needless hint of romance at the end between Jyn and Cassian, when it's too late and when we have seen no progression of their partnership, beyond, well, a partnership.
Worst Scene From Episode 8: For the trophy of boredom, the whole Canto Bight event. For what I found jarring as a fan, the flashback where Luke "I know I can redeem my homicidal father who I never knew" Skywalker is shown contemplating the murder of his nephew. Just...no.

 

Worst delivery of a line:

RoTJ: "Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived."

Really overblown delivery. I reckon the actor thought: "I have only one line in this film, and by gaww people are going to remember it.

 

Assuming this is movies-only:

Worst Good Guy (non force user): Poe Dameron
Worst Good Gal (non force user): Maz Katana
Worst Light Side User: Probably some background Jedi somewhere.
Worst Dark Side User: Snoke.
Worst Bad Guy/Gal (non force user): Hux
Worst Alien: The drunk alien putting coins in BB-8 (played by Mark Hammill, no less)
Worst Droid: ?
Worst Land Vehicle: The ugly AT-AT lookalikes in TLJ.
Worst Space Ship (good guys): The ST X-wings, because they look way too much like the OT X-wings.
Worst Space Ship (bad guys): The ST TIEs, because you know why.
Worst Planet: Jakku
Worst Building: I don't know. Maz' castle, perhaps.
Worst OT Movie: ROTJ (love it though)
Worst PT Movie: TPM (love it though)
Worst SW/Disney Movie: TFA (don't entirely dislike it though)
Worst Scene From Episode 1: Eopie flatulence
Worst Scene From Episode 2: OK, so there's a scene somewhere (I'm not going to share what it is, because I don't want to ruin it for anyone else) where I spotted what's obviously an error in the background. I wouldn't have noticed it if I hadn't watched the film 7352890352709 times (which is probably why they didn't bother fixing it). But now that I've seen that, I can't *unsee* it.
Worst Scene From Episode 3: I suppose Palpatine disposing of the three Jedi accompanying Mace.
Worst Scene From Episode 4: The garbage chute.
Worst Scene From Episode 5: The giant space worm.
Worst Scene From Episode 6: Han and Lando talking in front of the Falcon.
Worst Scene From Episode 7: Starkiller base stuff
Worst Scene From Episode 8: Kylo/Luke Flashbacks
Worst Scene From Rogue One: Bor gullet.
Worst Scene From Solo: The decraniated.

 

Worst Good Guy (non force user): jar jar, need I say more?
Worst Good Gal (non force user): holdo, should be admiral hodor
Worst Light Side User: the jedi that got shot by jango fett
Worst Dark Side User: maul, you had the high ground!
Worst Bad Guy/Gal (non force user): tarkin, your arrogance lost DS1 you fool!
Worst Alien: gungans meesa think dey stupid.
Worst Droid: B1 battle droid, so useless they get in the way.
Worst Land Vehicle: AT AT! I means legs WTF?
Worst Space Ship (good guys): Y-wing = floating coffin
Worst Space Ship (bad guys): starkiller base. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over.....
Worst Planet: Jakku.......did people setting on anything other than deserts?
Worst Building: jedi temple.....for a people that are meant to be selfless they sure do like to show off.
Worst OT Movie: hersay!
Worst PT Movie: phantom menace.
Worst SW/Disney Movie: last jedi, a movie even 20mg oxycodien and half a bottle of champaign could not make interesting.
Worst Scene From Episode 1: meessa jar jar binks.
Worst Scene From Episode 2: every love scene......
Worst Scene From Episode 3: noooooooooo
Worst Scene From Episode 4: where is charges medal!
Worst Scene From Episode 5: the credits!
Worst Scene From Episode 6: the death of Palpatine.....may he RIP.
Worst Scene From Episode 7: uber Rey.

 

This was tough indeed. I added in TLJ and Solo, since they've been released now. Basically I went with the scenes/elements in the films I simply enjoy least.

...And the winners are...


Worst Good Guy (non force user): Jar Jar Binks
Worst Good Gal (non force user): Rose Tico
Worst Light Side User: Saesee Tiin
Worst Dark Side User: Kylo Ren
Worst Bad Guy/Gal (non force user): Admiral Ozzel
Worst Alien: Ponda Baba
Worst Droid: Buzz droids
Worst Land Vehicle: Stormtrooper "tanks" (on Jedha in R1)
Worst Space Ship (good guys): Resistance bombers
Worst Space Ship (bad guys): TIE defender
Worst Planet: Starkiller Base
Worst Building: Jedi Temple on Ahch-To
Worst OT Movie: ANH
Worst PT Movie: TPM
Worst SW/Disney Movie: TLJ
Worst Scene From Episode 1: Jar Jar wins the battle by a series of slapstick accidents
Worst Scene From Episode 2: Padme confesses her love to Anakin before entering the Arena
Worst Scene From Episode 3: Obi-Wan chases Grievous on a wheel-speeder
Worst Scene From Episode 4: Luke finds his aunt and uncle burned
Worst Scene From Episode 5: Chewie tries to put 3PO back together
Worst Scene From Episode 6: "We are now part of the tribe" scene
Worst Scene From Episode 7: "OMG, Starkiller base is SOOOO much bigger than the death star!!" scene
Worst Scene From Episode 8: Snoke being killed for no reason
Worst Scene From Rogue One: Ring of Kafrene sequence
Worst Scene From Solo: The end, where there were several things left unresolved

 

I take back K2SO, he's awesome. However, the title of worst droid now goes to GNK Droid

 

Worst Good Guy (non force user): Rush Clovis
Worst Good Gal (non force user): Vice Admiral Holdo
Worst Light Side User: Rey
Worst Dark Side User: Kylo Ren
Worst Bad Guy/Gal (non force user): Rush Clovis
Worst Alien: Unkar Plutt
Worst Droid: GNK Droid
Worst Land Vehicle: Rey's landspeeder on Jakku
Worst Space Ship (good guys): Resistance bombers
Worst Space Ship (bad guys): Trade Federation Droid Control Ship
Worst Planet: Ahch To
Worst Building: Rebel Base on Crait
Worst OT Movie: ROTJ (still awesome)
Worst PT Movie: TPM
Worst SW/Disney Movie: TLJ
Worst Scene From Episode 1: Jar Jar wins the battle by a series of slapstick accidents
Worst Scene From Episode 2: Meeting Watto again
Worst Scene From Episode 3: Padme dies of a broken heart
Worst Scene From Episode 4: Jabba the Hutt
Worst Scene From Episode 5: Hiding inside asteroid
Worst Scene From Episode 6: Jedi Rocks
Worst Scene From Episode 7: Escape from the Rathtars
Worst Scene From Episode 8: Rey and Kylo communicate through the Force
Worst Scene From Rogue One: Interrogation on Jedha
Worst Scene From Solo: Maul's appearance

 

Worst Good Guy (non force user): Saw Gerrera
Worst Good Gal (non force user): Holdo
Worst Light Side User: Rey (Because she's too skilled out of nowhere)
Worst Dark Side User: Kylo Ren (Because he's too petulant for his own good)
Worst Bad Guy/Gal (non force user): Phasma
Worst Alien: Gungans
Worst Droid: Mouse droid
Worst Land Vehicle: AT-ST (too easy to trip)
Worst Space Ship (good guys): Cloud City's cloud cars
Worst Space Ship (bad guys): Dooku's Solar Sailer
Worst Planet: Wobani
Worst Building: Rebel Base on Crait
Worst OT Movie: None
Worst PT Movie: Episode 1
Worst SW/Disney Movie: Episode 8
Worst Scene From Episode 1: Kenobi doesn't Force run and leaves Qui-Gon to fight Maul alone
Worst Scene From Episode 2: Making Jar Jar the scapegoat for Palpy gaining control of the Senate
Worst Scene From Episode 3: Kenobi uses Padme as a pawn to track down Anakin
Worst Scene From Episode 4: Greedo shoots first
Worst Scene From Episode 5: Hiding inside asteroid
Worst Scene From Episode 6: Kenobi's "certain point of view"
Worst Scene From Episode 7: Kylo kills his father
Worst Scene From Episode 8: Too many to name, but probably when Luke drew his lightsaber on Ben
Worst Scene From Rogue One: When Bor Gullet interrogated Bodhi
Worst Scene From Solo: How Han gets his last name

 

Can you imagine if that scene was reversed!

 

The entire Sequel Trilogy (sans those scenes between John Boyega and Harrison Ford).

 

About half of attack of the Clones and I love the PT...A great b movie Saturday morning serial vibe but still my razz...
Also the actor who voices the guy in grevious
ship .Who sounds like he should be on south park... About them being in the hangaaar bay