JCC You're on Death Row, a Week Before Your Execution.

You get given the form and a pen:

Last Meal Request






What are you writing down?

 

1 serving of TNT.
1 serving of semi-automatic
1 serving of ammo

 

Lobster legs from 12 lb. Fl. lobsters, some of them spicy deep fried cauliflowers from the Indian place and a dozen tostones with pepper jelly.

 

so you have a gun with incompatible ammo, and dynamite you have no way of setting off. Bon Apetite!

(If you are going for comedy answers, please try harder than this Shane person. Or should I say shame person.)

 

Well I wasn't going to give a serious answer.

 

I stab myself in the temple with the pen. It's probably not going to hurt as much as the lethal injection if they botch it.

 

And that's why you're on death row.

 

pizza.

 

Fruit of the tree of life from the Garden of Eden. Either they can't find it so my execution is postponed till they do... or they do find it and I become an immortal god. Either way works out for me.

 

This is the only legit Death Row. The rest is state sponsored ********.

 

They don't offer final meals in Texas anymore, so I reject the premise of the thread.

 

Really? The person is going to die. Isn't that enough for the state of Texas?

I really hate the death penalty.

 

They spent millions of dollars to execute the person. They can't afford the potential price tag of a last meal.

 

1) Why am I in a nation so barbarous, so backwards, so out of step with the modern world as to allow executions?
2) I think your recent efforts at beezel threads are spiffy, Diggles.

 

/r/askreddit

 

-A pack of Black & Mild's (particularly, the 'Sweets' flavor)
-A DVD copy of one PWG show
-3 plates of Alaskan King Crab, with both cocktail sauce & butter for dipping
-A Cobb Salad and sandwich
-Ribs from El Paso BBQ and Chicken from My Brother's BBQ
-A pint of chocolate chip mint ice cream & one Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
-One loaf of French Bread
-A cream cheese-stuffed pretzel or french toast
-1 serving of nachos, topped with chicken & tuna


And what to wash that down with?

-A 12-pack of smooth, easy-to-drink Vanilla Coke.

 

Darth Tunes

It's your last smoke and you pick Black and Milds.

At least have them give you a Dominican hand-rolled.

The rest of your selections: no complaints here.

 

i had a heart attack just reading that.

 

ShaneP Well sure it's not a Cohiba or Casa Magna, but damn it if I don't like the Black & Milds anyway.

 

Darth Tunes oh the machine stuff is fine in a pinch.

But nothing beats the smoothness, tip to nub, of a Havana Cohiba.

 

Well, I'd imagine it'll be legal to buy here in the U.S. in some reasonable amount of time, so I can't wait to try one of those, particularly at my favorite hookah bar.



heels1785 Preferably lemon pepper tuna, with either some honey mustard or BBQ sauce. I don't like mayo on my nachos.

 

Tunes it is your last meal, not last mealS i.e. plural i.e. 5 days of food.

 

I'd a finish a couple of those items whole (definitely the sandwich and ribs, and perhaps the cigars), while taking chunks of the other options.

 

I got type II diabetes.

 

You're all forgetting about the second-hand smoke.