Beyond Yub yub, Major! - FINISHED 02/29 ... Epilogue - Honeymoon fashion disaster (Wege/Iella)

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  1. -thor- Force Ghost

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    Now what's this? At first you folks screamed for the Boom and now only two people read it [face_scowl] ... I am not pleased, you know.

    ;)
  2. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

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    Hilarious!! I loved it! "That is an Ewok."

    LMAO! [face_laugh] Wes got what was coming to him!! [face_laugh]
    [face_laugh]


    ...." I am not pleased, you know. "
    Sorry! Comp was being lame, and I was out of town on short notice today... I didn't get a chance to read it until 5 mins ago!

    *throws herself down at -thor-'s feet*
    I'm sooo sorry! Will you every forgive me! :_|

  3. -thor- Force Ghost

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    Arn't those SciFi fans kinda wierd?

    I cannot disagree there :p [face_laugh]

    You are forgiven ... or was it just the timing of my post? I know there are large time differences between Germany and the States. Maybe it's just that. *shrugs*
  4. CodeName_Targeter Force Ghost

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    Wes didn't respond, but stared blankly at the Ewok. He was completely knocked out, unable to have a reasonable thought and only able to utter: "That ... is ... an Ewok."

    "Yub yub, Major!"

    Eleven voices answered him in unison, but Janson didn't even seem to notice them. He kept staring at Kolot unable to process what he was seeing. This had to be a hallucination.

    "That ... is ... an Ewok," he repeated.

    Wedge had appeared by his side and playfully patted his shoulder. "Excellent observation skills, Major Janson. I'm sure you're destined for higher merits," he quipped grinning.

    Wes looked at him, still blown away, shook his head and looked back at Kolot. "That is an Ewok," he stated for the third time. Then he fainted.


    LOL! I love that! Reminds me of Grinder; brave pilot fainted dead away. *rolls on hte floor laughing* *manages to pick herself back up and drags herslef back into her chair*
    Alright, I'm good. I love it! *goes back to hysterically laughing*

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  5. -thor- Force Ghost

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    *broad smile* :D

    I hoped you like it. More later today.
  6. -thor- Force Ghost

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    As promised the next part. Anyone know where Calandria has gone? It's so quiet around here :p [face_laugh]

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    "Wes. Wes!"

    He heard the male voice like through a thick plate of transparisteel.

    "Should we call a medic?" a woman asked slightly worried.

    A mixture of an electronic voice and Gammorean grunts answered: "Shouldn't be necessary. The General caught him before he hit the floor."

    "And we know he has a hard skull. He would rather dent the floor than his head," another female voice retorted snickering.

    He slowly opened his eyes and stared into the glow panels in the ceiling. Where am I?

    "He's awake," the first man said. Someone knelt down beside him. "Wes. Are you ok?"

    Finally the last synapses of his brain were recalibrated and he was back to full consciousness. "I'm fine," he croaked and looked around. "I had the strangest nightmare ever." Suddenly he frowned at the smiling faces around him. "Wait a moment. What am I doing on the floor?"

    Wedge grinned: "You fainted."

    "I what?"

    "You fainted," he repeated and held out his hand to pull Wes back to his feet.

    "Boy ? that was a hallucination. I even fainted," Wes muttered to himself. Suddenly his head jerked up. "You didn't see me faint, did you?"

    The Wraiths laughed and Wedge slapped Wes on the shoulder. "Even better ? we have a holo of it!"

    Wes paled instantly and gulped. Not good ? definitely not good!

    Kirney snickered. "And the holo shows a lot more ..." she stated cryptically and switched on a holo projector.

    If Wes' eyes could grow any wider they surely did now. The holo was divided into two halves ? one showing him in the simulator, the other showing an Ewok in another. Oh Sith! That was no hallucination! His jaw was following the laws of gravity and fell downward.

    "This was no hallucination?" he asked although he already knew the answer. He just hoped this was only a bad dream.

    "Does Kolot look like hallucination?"

    If Wes had any last doubts that this was very real they were gone when Kolot spoke up. He slowly turned and gaped at the Ewok, disbelief and surprise written across his face. He remained silent for a long while, sorting his thoughts, getting a grip on reality and trying to figure out what happened. "This was a trap. You tricked me!"

    Again the Wraiths answered in unison: "Yub yub, Major!"

    Wes sighed and lowered his head in shame. He had been had, bested in his own game. If there had been doubts that this day was the worst of his whole life they were gone now. "My self-respect is shattered, my trust in you is gone," he whined and shot an accusing look at his friends. "How can you do this to me?"

    "Fighter pilots are the beings with the biggest ego of all. If we wanted to achieve our goal there was no other way," Kirney quipped and arched an eyebrow.

    "Goal? Which goal?" Wes inquired suspiciously.

    Wedge stepped forward and shot him a hard stare. "I want you to stop behaving like a two-year-old. I want you to stop these childish pranks. I've had enough of them. I want you to act your age ? at least tomorrow. This day is too important to me and I don't want you to spoil it. Clear?"

    Wes frowned. "I didn't annoy you that much, did I?"

    Wedge rolled his eyes. "Wes! I don't want you to change completely, but for once use your brain. Five pranks in a week are no longer funny; they are just plain pesky. So ? can I expect you to behave tomorrow or do I have to make sure the sim logs as well as the holo make its way into the Pilots Network?"

    Wes took a deep breath. "You will not believe it, but I actually have some common sense. I know that tomorrow is important to you and Iella and I can behave if I have to. But yes I hereby promise not to do anything childish tomorrow."

    "Good." Wedge was relieved.

    "And what now?" Wes asked. "How about telling his story?" he suggested pointing at Kolot.

    Kell came forward and slapped him on the back. "Now we all go to the rehearsal of the wedding ceremony. And then we have a
  7. JAGSGURL15 Jedi Master

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  8. -thor- Force Ghost

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    "You didn't see me faint, did you?"

    The Wraiths laughed and Wedge slapped Wes on the shoulder. "Even better ? we have a holo of it!"


    [face_laugh] LMAO!! Marvelous post one again!
  10. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

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    tosses a penny down a reactor shaft....

    Anybody else here? Am I the only one left? :(
  11. -thor- Force Ghost

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    Looks that way, Mirax :( ... Is DRL rearing its ugly head again? Or is it the story (if it is don't tell me! :p) ???

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    Wedge woke late the next morning since no annoying alarm chrono ended his sleep. He opened his eyes and looked out of his window. The sun was shining brightly and not one cloud was blocking the view at the azure sky - perfect weather for a perfect day. He threw off the covers, reached for his bathrobe and headed for the refresher. He'd begin the day with a long hot shower and a thorough shave.

    The rehearsal had gone through without hitch and even the last-minute change from Jaina to Alina as flower maiden hadn't made problems. The little girl had walked along the imagined aisle with a grace and dignity that didn't seem possible for someone of her age. Wedge guessed that she'd done something like that before and he was pretty sure it had to do with two Ewoks. He smiled as he envisioned her in the fluffy gown, walking down the aisle, throwing petal flowers and smiling all the time. Who would have guessed five years ago that there would be indeed a happy ending for all of them? Tycho with Winter, Myn and Kirney, Han and Leia and today he and Iella.

    "I'm getting married today," he muttered. The smile grew wider: "I'm getting married."

    With a small sigh but still smiling he shoved all of these thoughts into the back of his mind and concentrated on getting ready for his big day. The wedding ceremony was scheduled for 11 o'clock and would be performed by Admiral Ackbar. Afterwards they'd hold a small and very traditional reception according to the customs of their Corellian home. Thanks to the Wraiths ? and The Donos' family - all the authentic essentials had been obtained. Afterwards it would be a free for all and knowing his friends it would turn out to be a party with very capital 'P'. He didn't know where they'd spend the wedding night, but he suspected his friends had already covered that. And tomorrow they'd be on their way to a small secluded tropical world for eight whole weeks without meetings, presentations or annoying com calls. That would be heaven!

    Thirty minutes later he sat in his kitchen and had a small breakfast. And slowly he was getting nervous. Would everything go as planned? Would disaster strike? Would Janson behave? He grinned slyly ? of course he would. Otherwise the holo of him losing against Kolot would spell his doom.

    The door bell chimed ripping him from his thoughts. He walked over to the door and opened it.

    "Morning, Boss!" Tycho and Corran stood in the corridor and grinned at him knowingly.

    "Ah, the fireing squad," Wedge retorted and stepped back letting them in. "How is Iella?"

    "She's driving the girls crazy," Corran grinned. "Mirax played with the idea of giving her a drink before anything else."

    Wedge gulped. "Please tell me you're joking."

    "Of course we're joking," Tycho answered casually. "It's always a pleasure to see you pale."

    Wedge glowered at them. "Such a mean thing to do to a guy at his wedding day. I will get you for that! I have eight long weeks to plan my revenge."

    "Yeah, yeah ..." Corran muttered. "And how are you feeling?"

    Wedge sighed and sat down to continue his breakfast before answering. "You want the exhaustive list or will the short answer do?"

    "The short answer would be ok, thank you."

    "Nervous," Wedge admitted. "I'm nervous as a Hutt at Gamblers Anonymous."

    Corran chuckled. "I wouldn't believe anything else, buddy. After all it's your wedding day!"

    Tycho patted Wedge's shoulder. "Don't worry ? everything will be fine."

    "If Janson behaves, that is," Corran stated and frowned.

    "Oh I don't worry about him ? not today," Wedge said with a smile. "I took precautions."

    Corran and Tycho exchanged a mock worried glance. "Do I even want to know?" the Corellian asked.

    Tycho shook his head. "If there is one thing I've learned then it's always better not to know. I think my sanity should be worth the price, shouldn't it?"

    Corran nodded. "I complete
  12. LumiKuningatar Jedi Knight

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    oooooh, the wedding jitters.... *starts humming the wedding march*
  13. CodeName_Targeter Force Ghost

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    Great posts!
    Poor Wedge has wedding jitters. *cackles*
    Loved that line about Mirax considered giving Iella a drink before anything else!
    ^_^

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  14. -thor- Force Ghost

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    Hehehehe [face_devil] - you should see Iella. Oh wait - you will. On Sunday ;)
  15. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

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    Bad me! :( I didn't post! Sorry -thor- I've been working on stuff for my CP.

    I'm going to cry, I always cry at weddings. :_|
    And as for Mirax wanting to give Iella a drink... yeah, that sounds like her.
    Heck - I offered my own sister a drink before her wedding! :D
  16. SpeldoriontheBlended Jedi Master

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    I love to cry at weddings,
    How I love to cry at weddings.
    I walk in to the chappel and get happily hysterical...


    [face_devil]
  17. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

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    Bumpity bump bump up!
  18. -thor- Force Ghost

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    Sorry for the delay folks, but I had some strange login problems with my ISP ...

    * * * * * * * * * *

    "Will you sit still," Mirax chided in exasperation. She took a half step forward and glared at Iella from the side. "Stop fidgeting or I will stun you."

    Iella glared back, but it held no power. "The bathrobe is itching," she whined.

    Winter rolled her eyes. "I told you to wear the silk one, but noooo ... Iella the Great did have to pick the one made from Nerfwool."

    "You two are behaving like four-year-olds," Mirax commented and crossed her arms. "If you keep this up we'll have to postpone the wedding because your hair will not be finished."

    Iella straightened in her seat and remained totally still. "Stop gabbing and finish my hair," she mock ordered.

    Mirax and Winter exchanged an amused glance. "I suddenly pity Wedge," Tycho's wife stated. "Does he really know what he's up to?"

    "Will you two shut up? Or do you want to have to explain why I was late for my own wedding?"

    The chime of the com interrupted the banter between the women. "I'll get that," Winter said quickly. "And you will finish Iella's hair!"

    Mirax snapped to attention and gave her a mock military salute. "Ma'am, yes, Ma'am!" Then she turned back at Iella and continued to fuss with the other woman's hair.

    Winter rolled her eyes and hurried towards the com console. This was going to be a long day ...

    "Good morning, Ie ..." The redheaded woman blinked and blushed. "Oups ... I'm sorry. I seem to have misdialed. Sorry for the disruption."

    Before she could sign off Winter chimed in: "No, no! You wanted to talk to Iella, didn't you?"

    "Ehmmm ... yes."

    Winter smiled. "Mirax is currently fussing with her hair. Maybe I can help you." Then it suddenly made click and she blinked in surprise. "You're Myn Donos's wife, aren't you? The former Imperial agent?"

    Kirney smiled sourly. "The whole planet seems to know that. But you're right." She threw Winter a long glance as if trying to gauge her. "You're Colonel Celchu's wife."

    Winter nodded and changed the topic. They might have the chance to talk later today and now wasn't the right time. "Can I help you?"

    "Well my daughter will be the flower maiden. I just wanted to know if we should come over or if we meet in the Palace. In all the fun last evening I forgot to confirm."

    Winter twisted her head and looked at her friends in the other room. "I'd say we meet at the Palace. Iella is nervous enough and I don't think we should give her any further reason."

    Kirney arched an eyebrow. "Iella? Nervous?"

    "Yeah," the white-haired woman chuckled. "As unlikely as it seems. I'm grateful that Tycho and I kept our wedding a secret and as small as possible."

    Kirney nodded. "We, too. But we had to keep it a secret ..." Her voice trailed off and a small sigh escaped her lips.

    "For obvious reasons," Winter muttered. "If you want we can talk later. Just bring your daughter and the dress to the Palace. We'll deal with the rest then."

    "Understood. What time?"

    "Forty minutes. Just wait in the Entrance area and com us. We'll get you then."

    "Ok," the redhead smiled. "Then let's see if we can get these two married without any disasters." With one last grin she signed off.

    Winter sighed. Without any disasters ... "Yeah ? a Rogue wedding without trouble. And Darth Vader was a nice and open-hearted fellow." She rose and joined Iella and Mirax for the last round of preparations. The ceremony was just ninety minutes away. They could only hope that everything went fine.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    Now that's what I call *bridal jitters* :D [face_laugh]
  19. JAGSGURL15 Jedi Master

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  20. CodeName_Targeter Force Ghost

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    It's a post!

    ANd things aren't pink anymore! *cheers*
    *coughs*
    ANyways, good post!

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  21. mirax80 Retired Midwest RSA

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    And Darth Vader was a nice and open-hearted fellow.

    Once again, you've got my craking up!!
    Great post!
  22. -thor- Force Ghost

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    Hey .. no more gay-pink! :D
  23. Mistryl Jedi Master

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    Wonderful stories! I just stumbled on them and absolutely love them, I usually don't read much that doesn't have Luke in it but I absolutely love this one.

    Hm, mayba I should actually get to class sometime soon.
  24. -thor- Force Ghost

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    Hey a new reader *waves happily* ... I just wish I knew where the others have gone to :(

    Anyway here's the next part. Again it was written by Rebadams7. All praise is to be directed at her ;)

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    Luke arrived in his formal attire to find the rest of the crew scurrying about with last minute fixes to their outfits. He knew the rings were safe in his pocket where he had placed them after retrieving them from Artoo. C3PIO was acting as director of protocol and seemed to be enjoying every moment. He stretched out with the Force, partially to gage how everyone was doing and partly to send some calm everyone's way.

    What good is being a Jedi if I can't bring some peace to friends at times like these.

    His thoughts were interrupted by the arrival of Han and his boys. "Hey Kid ? here on time for this one!" Han clapped him on the shoulder as he recalled his late arrival on Leia's and Han's day.

    Hobbie came in, carrying the traditional emerald green runner for the aisle. "It's filling up out there, only fifteen minutes to launch!"

    That brought laughter to everyone's lips and set the tone for the final preparations.

    Hobbie and Wes were given the honor of rolling out the carpet for the ladies, then they took their places at the front of the room. As Correlian custom decreed, Threepio intoned: "The ladies shall walk unescorted before the ceremony ? and escorted afterwards."




    For one short space of time, a calm settled over the chamber, even Janson held his breath. All eyes were first on Wedge as he watched the procession of ladies to soft string music. Then a slight fanfare played as Alina stepped softly up the carpet, her fingers spilling bright petals onto the path. The traditional bridal song caused all heads to swivel and then stand as Iella seemed to float up the path. Wedge's face shone as he extended his hand and they stood at the top of the dais, before the offciant, Admiral Ackbar: "Welcome beloved ones as we gather to celebrate ..."




    Many of the guests' thoughts began to travel to their own ceremonies, some formal and elaborate. Some as simple as a recent one on Endor, where a circle had been formed around Beshi and Kolot, Alina wandering inside of it, tossing the petals as the Chief bound the hands of Beshi and Kolot with soft vines and told them their fates were now bound.

    Moments later Wedge took the ring into his hands and slipped it on to Iella's finger with the words: "As a circle has no beginning and no end, neither has my love for you. With this ring I pledge myself to you and you only, now and forever."

    Iella took the other and slipped it onto Wedge's finger as she spoke: "I accept your ring and I pledge my self and my unending love for you for today and all days."

    Hands were held, tears appeared in the corners of dry eyes and the universe got just a bit better as Admiral Ackbar spoke the words: "And so the two shall become one. You may kiss your Bride."

    The exit from the ceremony hall went on without a hitch ? as precise as precision flying. Thanks to the abundance of Correlian fare, the dinner was a bit larger than Iella or Wedge could have hoped for. As they greeted their line of guests they could only marvel at the number of those who came to wish them well. When the line was ended, they found themselves seated at a quiet table for two ? the larger head table would be at the dance later.

    "This was a good idea ? a moment to catch our breath," Wedge beamed at Iella. "Do you know who came up with this?" Wedge still just smiled for a moment at his bride. "You won't believe?"

    "C3-PO?" Iella queried.

    "Oh, he concurred it would be a good arrangement, but Wes actually said we'd need a moment's peace before the dance."

    Iella's eyes grew wide as Wedge kissed her. She just smiled and shook her head. Their smiles continued as they began to enjoy their lunches.

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    *cracks his knuckles*

    Now to this Party [face_devil] ;)
  25. CodeName_Targeter Force Ghost

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    First post!

    *grins*

    Hehe, no getting out of this now Wedge.

    Wonder whether Wes will REALLY behave himself at the party. Wes being Wes of course.....

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