Fanclub Yuuzhan'tar: The Yuuzhan Vong Homeworld

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Otto_den_Ktulu, Aug 26, 2002.

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  1. Otto_den_Ktulu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
    star 5
    Hahaha, you guys are so funny.
  2. Inari_Icewalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 2
    Rubs her eyes and looks again at Tam-Tsupling's post. :eek:

    Did you just call Hul your...Hubby?! And you didn't even invite me and Vua to this most auspicious occassion?! :_|

    On a happier note, your mother will be soooo happy now! Just imagine, no more nagging about, "When are you going to get married?" and whatnot.

    Hands Tam's dad a bottle of gin. You're gonna need this, methinks. ;)
  3. Aunecah_Skywalker Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2002
    star 5
    I don't think it has been oficially explained as to why the Gods would choose two infidels to be the avatars of the Twin Gods. The notion actually causes some discrepencies in the Yuuzhan Vong community - everyone was starting to wonder if the True Gods didn't "smile upon the infidels" (in Rebel Dream starting :confused:).

    However, the Yuuzhan Vong first believed that Jaina and Jacen were important because they were twins - and twins are supposedly a rare occurance within the Yuuzhan Vong families. Then, as Jaina and Jacen proved themselves to be as skilled, knowledgeable, etc., as the Twin Gods, everyone started believing they were either the Twin Gods or their avatars.

    I couldn't be sure, but I think it's right :confused:.

    Aunecah_Skywalker
  4. Dark Jedi Tam Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 12, 2000
    star 4
    ROFLMAO @ Inari [face_laugh]

    No we haven't offically got hitched. ;) Personally I don't need some ceremony to tell me Hul and I are true mates. We just know it deep down. Sure we may quibble and have our spats, but when it comes back around, we really are ment to be. [face_love]

    After all, he will on rare occassions, call me his "mate". And no not like a chummy buddy. ;) So I will call him my hubby. :)

    And besides, Hul and I are both in agreement that marrage ceremonies are a waist of energy. We could be doing far more productive things than filling out invitations, getting clothing ready, finding a chapel, etc. Wait... scratch the word "we" because I know Hul would have no part in that infidel tradition. ;)
  5. Inari_Icewalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 2
    Personally I don't need some ceremony to tell me Hul and I are true mates. We just know it deep down.

    I won't ask just how...erm...deep. [face_mischief]

    Wait... scratch the word "we" because I know Hul would have no part in that infidel tradition.

    Right-o. That's because he'd be dragging your @ss to the closest tattoo parlor to have you branded on the left @ss-cheek with some sort of cryptic Yuuzie "Mark of the Convert" or somesuch thing. I can see it now:

    Hul, with Tam thrown over his shoulder, enters tat parlor and pounds on the counter for service. Proprietor comes out from the back.

    PROPRIETOR: Erm...can I...um...help you two?

    HUL: My tsupling requires the Domain Branding Ceremony. You will perform it sincere there is no Yuuzhan Vong priest on this miserable planet to inflict the markings.

    PROPRIETOR: :eek: Uh...um...suuuuure. And the young lady, is she...um...agreeable to this?

    HUL, pounding angrily on the counter: She is now the Child of Yun-Yuuzhan! She will wear the mark, do not question me, infidel! :mad:

    Scene shifts and we see Tam, bent over one of the seats, getting her butt tattooed by a nervous proprietor; Hul stands nearby, arms crossed, glaring (with approval, of course).

    Oh, the lives we lead...

    [face_laugh]
  6. Veng_Commando Jedi Master

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    Oct 26, 2001
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  7. Otto_den_Ktulu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
    star 5
    Omg Inari that was so freakin funny!!!!
  8. Dark Jedi Tam Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 12, 2000
    star 4
    I won't ask just how...erm...deep.

    Now why did I have this suspicion you were going to say that? ;)


    Scene shifts and we see Tam, bent over one of the seats, getting her butt tattooed by a nervous proprietor; Hul stands nearby, arms crossed, glaring (with approval, of course).

    Oh, the lives we lead...


    Almost spits out her soda.

    [face_laugh]

    Oh my! Now I've got a butt cheek and my shoulder blade tattooed. :p

  9. Otto_den_Ktulu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
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    I think he just wants to say to you "I must view your domain tatoo" just to look at ur butt :p
  10. Inari_Icewalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 2
    Sits smirking as she tries not to put too much weight on her own tender, tattooed left butt-cheek. :D

    What'd you get on the shoulder blade? Looks around to see if Vua is watching this and getting further ideas...

    [EDIT]

    Otto, now you're getting the picture! [face_devil] [face_mischief]
  11. Dark Jedi Tam Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 12, 2000
    star 4
    Otto You catch on quick! LMAO!! [face_laugh]

    Inari You mean to tell me you didn't read my Henna Post!? *waggles her finger at you* Shameful! :p

    *turns to Vua* I think your tsup needs a tattoo of blessing for better eye sight! [face_mischief]

  12. Inari_Icewalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 2
    Desperately tries to shush Tam.

    No, I saw! I just saw too late because he'd already wrangled me into getting a real one. :_|

    VUA: [face_mischief]
  13. Otto_den_Ktulu Force Ghost

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    Jan 19, 2002
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  14. Inari_Icewalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 2
    VUA, sticking finger into ear with thoughtful look on face: What is this "cool?" The tizowyrm gives a translation of this word, but your infidel grammar is obscenely illogical. Explain!

    LOL :p/>
  15. Dark Jedi Tam Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 12, 2000
    star 4
    On a somewhat more serious note, I've done up some artwork in tribute to some Yuuzies. There will be more in the future I'm certain. :D *glares at Vua* Yeah your tizowyrm DID translate that right!

    Elan:
    http://www.geocities.com/hunter_tamaria/ElanFinal75.jpg

    Hul Rapuung [face_love]
    http://www.geocities.com/hunter_tamaria/Hul01.jpg

  16. Veng_Commando Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2001
    star 4
    uh, there shouldn't be any Roleplaying here.
  17. stecm Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 3, 2002
    star 4
    Yuuzhan'tar? Isn't that Coruscant?
  18. Nom_Annoying Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2002
    Suddenly appears...

    Otto_den_Ktulu: Yeah, Nom Anor sucks. But his pictures are cool

    Aunecah_Skywalker: Nom Anor - he has his own views, is very cunning (though he fails a lot), and would have made the perfect apprentice for Darth Sidious

    Veng_Commando: Nom Anor so cool! C'mon! He's awsome!

    Grand_Moff_Madness: I like Nom Anor! He was cool in Traitor. He's always a few steps ahead of everyone.

    Aaah, yes...my following! You have turned from your infidel ways and embraced the ultimate Truth, and therefore, you will be spared and retained to further serve the glorious Yuuzhan Vong! Consider yourselves most fortunate for your...insightfulness...

    Vanishes.
  19. Inari_Icewalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 2
    Veng_Commando, "uh, there shouldn't be any Roleplaying here."

    Um...excuse you? What seems to be the problem?
  20. stecm Jedi Master

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    May 3, 2002
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    One wonders, if the Vong race was all JC members, how long would they have lasted...?
  21. Dark Jedi Tam Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 12, 2000
    star 4
    Veng_Commando wrote:

    uh, there shouldn't be any Roleplaying here.


    Actually we aren't really roleplaying. We just do these little skits for entertainment. :)

    But people if you have discussions or topics you want to address, shoot for it. This is a place to give our worship and devotion to the great Children of the Gods!

  22. Inari_Icewalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 2
    snickers to herself as Tam proudly shows off a sketch of her, ahem, "mate."

    Now, is it just me, or does anyone else here see a striking similarity??

    [image=http://www.geocities.com/hunter_tamaria/Hul01.jpg]

    the cousin of:

    [image=http://itsb.ucsf.edu/~vcr/LOTRUrkhaiDreds.gif]

  23. Dark Jedi Tam Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 12, 2000
    star 4
    HEY!

    Hul's a dream compared to Lurtz! :eek: :mad:

    EDIT: Fixed name.
  24. Inari_Icewalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 2
    ROTFLMAO...and it's LURTZ, by the way :p

    Yeah, but you have to agree...the hair is just too close to miss...LOL

    [EDIT]

    Hey! Did you just yank that offline?! No fair! :mad: [face_devil]
  25. Otto_den_Ktulu Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 19, 2002
    star 5
    Hey Inari, you should go back and edit ur scetch to put a ? in the link for the photo. It must be seen on the thread :p
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