Fanclub Yuuzhan'tar: The Yuuzhan Vong Homeworld

*wakes up and stretches on her sleeping palatte*

*grabs a cup o coffee and plunks down in front of her unholy abomination and surfs the net*

Hmmm...

That would be freaky.

If they could, there would have to be a massive restriction against using the method to prolong one's life and/or avoiding inevitable death.

And Good Morning everyone.

 

Plops back into office chair after sitting through a 3-hour meeting. Inhales lunch and checks up on things here in Yuuzie Land.

TAM: I can see it now...

LAH: There is yet another wrinkle under my eye! It is a sign of age and infirmity! But the gods have chosen me...!!

Tsavong Lah's "general communications" vilip is nearly shaking itself to death. He gets sidetracked and strokes it to life. And the first image he sees is...

Raspy-throated Announcer (RTA): "...Now you, too, can banish away those tedious and bothersome lines and wrinkles not associated with ritualize scarring, burning or other desirable pursuits. Just a little dab of the new and improved Wrinkle-Be-Gone will condition your skin for another tattoo! Your friends and enemies alike will be amazed at your vigorous appearance, your skin's elasticity..."

Lah has the "ah, ha!" experience and gloats to himself that he's found a way around this triffling dilemma. Of course, this means he's distracted and doesn't see the infomercial's fine print because he's too busy ordering...

Fine Print Statements: Not sold on Worldships. Not Shaper-tested. Only approved for the temporary reduction of the appearance of lines and wrinkles. May cause skin cancer. Use only as directed. Not recommended for use by Warmasters.

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:^O Good afternoon, all!

 

LOL

You know this got me thinking what about Yuuzie Spas?

*gets this image of Lah laying back in a mud bath with cucumbers over his eyes*

OH and don't forget Svenia of Domain Shai, the talented massage therapist!

Svenia: Ya, so ya vant a vull body massage?

Random Yuuzie nods, then Svenia proceeds to rub his skin burning oil on his back, then massages muscle, then starts breaking bones.

YV: AAaah!! Glorious pain! I feel refreshed!

 

LOL...everyone in Domain Shai probably have her booked up for appointments into the foreseeable future!

Looks around for our thread host.

Oh, Ot-toooo....Ot-toooo...where are you? Where'd Otto go? ?

 

Never fear! Otto's here!!


Sorry, I do go to High School

I'll only be on at night now guys
Except of course the weekends and the days I stay home "sick"

 

Ok, is it just me, or are we the ONLY people who even like the Yuuzies? ?

 

[face_shocked]

Say it ain't so!

 

*cries*

I think so

 

NO! NO! I love the Yuuzhan Vong! Count me in!

 

Woo!!! Yay!!!!

 

*pokes head in*

so how are my favorite non blue people doing today?

i hope your causing lots of pain and suffering.

now now dont forget to sacrifice to the gods.

 

Woo!! Is ROE joining the Yuuzies?!

I sure hope so

 

Uppers.

 

The only thing I like about the Vong is their blunt, single-minded determination to take over the galaxy....if only I felt the same about finishing my english homework...

-JSD

 

i dont think its possible to feel that way about homework.

 

Hello.

I was one of the original five charter members of the Yuuzhan Vong Military Force established by Shedao15 late last July, I believe.

Now, I am a vivid Yuuzhan Vong roleplayer in the same YVMF, now refuged in the Role-Playing Forum.

So, of course, I, too, am a Yuuzhan Vong fan, destined master of this galaxy.

 

Woo! More people!

Yuuzies rule.

 

Welcome, Jace_Halycron . It's always nice when more people come in.

Aunecah_Skywalker

 

Yep, always

 

Greetings, Jace_Halycron!

Now as our new sacrif... err... member, what shall we do to welcome Jace in?

*cracks her amphistaff whip*

OH! Does anyone have the eBook Yleisa?? I hear there is an exerpt in there where Nom Anor and Overlord Shimrra exchange words. I've already bought the stupid eBook, but the file I got was corrupted and I'm still waiting on RandomHouse to reply back to me! Waaa!!!

So what does Nom Anor and Shimrra talk about? Does Shimrra make it a point that Anor stays alive for a while? Or what? Inquiring minds want to know!

 

Erm. Up.

 

Sorry Tam, but I haven't bought the book yet, and probably won't...

 

argh spoilers

hehehe

 

I too haven't read the ebook Ylesia just yet. I probably won't read it because I would be forced to buy it. (I try to borrow books, read them - and buy them only if they're good. ) So I can't help you there, either.

Aunecah_Skywalker

 

That's ok you guys, I finally got a reply back and got the eBook. It's a decent, short read.