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JCC Zombie hotline

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Jun 22, 2013.

  1. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

    Registered:
    May 11, 2003
    Hello, thank you for calling the Zombie hotline. If this is an emergency and you are being chased by a zombie or have been bit by one please press one now.

    For non emergencies please dial two now.

    For information on upcoming movies about zombies or the walking dead's next season please press three now.

    Thank you for dialing one in your time of need.
    If you are running from them, please dial 0 for the operator.
    If you are locked in a room and need saving from one to three zombies please press 1
    if you are locked in a room with more then three zombies please press 2
    If you have been bit by a zombie please dial 5 and await further instructions.
     
    beezel26, Jun 22, 2013
    #1
  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
    If you wish to contribute $14,000 to the Defense Against Zombies Fund please dial B26 and await further instructions.
     
    VadersLaMent, Jun 22, 2013
    #2
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  3. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Registered:
    Aug 23, 2009
    If bit on the arm or leg, emergency amputation of affected limb may be necessary.
     
    DantheJedi, Jun 22, 2013
    #3
  4. Debo

    Debo Force Ghost star 6

    Registered:
    Sep 27, 2001
    "Operator? Quick! Zombies have taken over the telephone exchange!"
     
    Debo, Jun 22, 2013
    #4