JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Oh so a PTSD reaction results in his regression back to a 3 year old. Who twitches & nods a lot. Got it.
Why was his father dressing him, which I presume happened before the beheading?

This is as good as it gets.

 

In fact, behavioral regression like incontinence is an extremely common manifestation of trauma, and is well documented in pediatric psychiatry literature. Thanks for playing, though.

That said, I admit some confusion about your other point. Are you asserting that you, at age 9, shopped for and purchased all your own clothes with no input from your parents? Really?

 

So we'll get a Boba Fett movie about him in therapy and *****ing himself. Guaranteed billion dollars.

 

I think it would be beautiful if Boba survived the sarlacc because it choked on him, only for him to be a victim of auto erotic asphyxiation, a satsuma jammed in his mouth.

 

Diggy that's weird. This is not some sex movie.

Anyway, I think the costuming will be a real draw also. Just imagine the lead actor shaved bald, in long, while, flowing robes, and wearing neck rings. He can imitate the peculiar cadence of the Kaminoans and even wear eye contacts. It will be a stunning way to start that film that really wakes people up to the things that matter to young Boba. The evolution back towards humanity--and a bounty hunter to boot--will be all the more profound.

 

Always with you it gets back to the same thing. I’ve added “fecal fixation” to your file.

Surely you wouldn’t choose white robes if he’s always ****ing himself. That’s not practical.

 

Sounds like a perfect role for Johnny Depp.

 

Needs more spousal abuse for that.

 

Boba's bubble-bath ( where'd this come from ?!)

I think it was the pineapple up his arse that did him in .

 

He could be some sort of fruit kebab.

 

Diggy that's disgusting , I don't know where you get such ideas .

 

Yet you enjoyed Independence Day?

 

Go a different route with the Boba Fett movie. A documentary film crew follows him around while he murders people. Have it premiere at Cannes.

 

The Dark Knight was basically a cop movie that happened to have Batman in it. If Lucasfilm can make a good space movie that happens to have Star Wars related characters in it then they should do that.

 

Whiiiiich was Solo.

 

Except:

1. The Rebels
2. Darth Maul
3. "I'm all alone! I have no people"
4. *gives away 30 million dollars* "My main goal in life is to become rich so I can't help you anymore than giving away that lifetime of a fortune I could have just retired on if my characterization was remotely consistent or meaningful" . . .

Et cetera

 

Herein lies the real issue; let's remind ourselves of Hegel's famous quote from the Lectures on Aesthetics: "Now when truth in this its external existence is present to consciousness immediately, and with the concept remains immediately in unity with its external appearance, the Idea is not only true but beautiful. Beauty is determined as the sensible shining of the Idea. Also space movies are just inherently terrible, don't kid yourself."

 

You know, Rian Johnson has this fabulous little laugh that he does. It’s gleeful, disdainful, nervous... but ultimately indifferent. You can watch him do it on that making of doc for TLJ.

That’s the laugh that sums up my attitude every time Wocky makes another **** post.

 

Look, we were in here trying to make a thoughtful, high quality Star Wars film before you all interrupted. Could we please resume?

 

You were putting lipstick on a pig.

 

It could work

 

Last Jedi Derangement Syndrome (LJDS)

 

He'd make a good serial killer in one of those Scand-Noir dramas .