JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Heard that next May is going to be huge! Massive TPM 20th anniversary events & celebrations across the world. The release of the 20th Anniversary SW Ep I "Bombad Edition"!
Everyone ready to party like it's 1999?

 

Thank you all for celebrating the joys and love of The Phantom Menace.

 

I've got my Eopie whoopy cushion ready to go .

 

@Sebulba-X is a name I haven't thought of in a long time.

 

It's the calm before the ****storm that were AOTC and ROTS. Which are legitimately awful films that have no redeeming qualities other than the fact that they prompted Disney to work overtime to make us forget them.

 

Also in news that makes us proud of fandom - the 'want to see' comments on Rotten Tomatoes are going ballistic over the idea Lando might be pansexual. Apparently SJW Feminazi Queen Kathleen Kennedy is a bad person who wants racist homophobe sexists to feel bad and change their minds.

How wicked. Mustn't.

 

Was it not clear in Empire that Lobot was a trusted confidante and lover of Lando?

Speaking of, if there is a clear case of slavery in SW it has to be Lobot.

#lobotomisedwhitepeoplematter

#richielogic

#jabbalogic

 

Diggy I'm pansexually aroused by that post. Must be KK's doing.

 

Spread the word. And your seed.

 

Seriously though, if you want to laugh at the same time you hate humanity, go read the "want to see" comments on RT for Solo.

 

I think I’d rather watch AOTC again.

 

I'd rather read bottom dwelling reactionaries, to be frank.

 

Star Wars. Where black men lobotomize white men to use them as sex slaves.

 

Within 10 years, under the witch KK, just you see.

 

hashtagwhitegenocideeeee

 

Can't wait to collect the anniversary Vanilla Coke cans.

 

FTFY

 

God damn it, even Inty has me on ignore.

 

his loss

 

I think it was because I told him I like ****ing cookware. Apparently he doesn’t like frying pansexuals.

 

If the ignore feature, aka weakness blanket, is to have any real value it will be added as a column under "notable users" so we can see who has the most ignores.

We'd be up there. But I want this to be a thing now.

 

It should be a thing. Double points for anyone over 6’3”.

But I was kidding about Inty, she loves my posts.

 

Doubt they’ll be putting that quote on the poster.

Apparently they’re excavating thousands of JarJar lunchboxes from circa 1999 landfill. They’ll be back on the shelves in time for the big event.