JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Is that because of the insidious pansexual SJW agenda of Darth Kathleen Kennedy?

 

Those silly alt-righters don't even know how to read.

Jonathan Kasdan clearly stated that he would have loved to get a more explicitly LGBT character into a Star Wars movie.

They should be embracing Disney and Kathleen Kennedy as their new lords and saviours for preventing the creative talent from adding characters that make them feel uncomfortable, and promoting the insidious liberal agenda of love, respect and diversity.

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And

Spoiler

Droid rights.
Which started out a bit annoying but was played for laughs in most of the movie & worked out quite well in the end.

L3 is super sassy, she'll be a popular character.
Though I still prefer K2-SO

 

As if everyone had not been waiting decades for a young Lando Calrissian modeled after Ruby Rhod.

So, better than Rogue One!

 

Oh that's right! There was a movie called Rogue One.

 

The good Prequel.

And Solo can go into the Not Bad Prequel pile.

Spoiler

There is a revelation at the end of the movie that may confuse more casual viewers.
But does set up some interesting possibilities.

 

Great! Do they involve Disney being able to retread more familiar characters that don't need retreading?

 

The not-horrible but apparantly forgettable prequel.

Also, Richie, stop saying things about the new movie.

 

@SithLordDarthRichie
Please spoiler tag Solo movie discussion. For ****'* sake.

 

Lando and Rhuby Rod movie, take my money

 

They're doing an Obi Wan movie & apparently a Lando movie, what do you think?

More movies that cover events we know of but with new characters would be far more interesting. Like Rogue One did.

 

I no longer feel things, but I like to remind myself of what it was like by watching my fellow fans get excited about a new Star Wars movie. And then I try to crush their joy. But if no one is feeling any joy about this movie for me to crush, there's really nothing left for me.

 

Yeah it's so tired . haha , tired , geddit , 'cos like you re-tread tires , and , oh please yourself !

 

The Two Stages of Star Wars Fandom​

STAGE ONE:
Liking Star Wars

STAGE TWO:
Not Liking Star Wars​

 

And we have a post of the year contender.

 

How will it beat this, @Diggy?

 

It’s a tough choice. The insane ramblings of a madman who probably has similar masturbatory habits to Larry Nassar, an unusually small head atop an unusually large body, owns several dubstep mix tapes, huffs powdered sugar and reads self help books for pleasure Vs slowpokeking

 

The Two Stages of Star Wars Fandom​

STAGE ONE:
Watching funny Star Wars YouTube videos

STAGE TWO:
Not watching funny Star Wars YouTube videos​

 

What does it say about me that I skip straight to STAGE TWO?

 

I'll probably be always stuck in Stage One. It's like being a loyal fan of a sports team.

 

It means we are long lost twins.

 

#TeamStageTwo
#StageTwoStrong