JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

So...how about that Rogue One?

 

that movie is going to kill

 

Yup, you just did...

 

So Which one of the two put in the worst performance as Anakin. Both suffered because of the awful dialogue, and terrible directing, but which wins the wet fart award?

 

What? There's more than just two black guys in that picture... were any of them in the movies??

 

So who wants to bet on how long it takes before the ban?

 

how do we unsummon?

 

Oh, now I get it.

 

With the white flag.

 

No no, keep the embittered fans coming!

 

So who is Rogue Two?

 

Rogue1.5's evolved form.

 

Rogue 2 is the Rogue we all want. Rogue 1.5 is the one we deserve.

 

The sequel to Rogue One is Obi One. [rim shot] Thanks, I'll be here all week.

 

It's a strange name though. Why not Red One?

 

Because ROGUE is daaarrkkk and eddggyy. Roooogguuee.

 

Not everyone loves red.

Everyone loves a Rogue.

 

There is no Red One, at least not in ANH. BTW, I never noticed there wasn't a 7, 8, and 9.

Red Leader: Garven Dreis (KIA)
Red Two: Wedge Antilles
Red Three: Biggs Darklighter (KIA)
Red Four: John D. Branon (KIA)
Red Five: Luke Skywalker
Red Six: Jek Porkins (KIA)
Red Ten: Theron Nett (KIA)

 

Rouge One?

 

almost said it.

 

John? There's a John in Star Wars?

And he drove a Kia?

 

Don't flatter yourself.

 

I completely agree. But to be fair, you can't just limit that to any single one of your posts here.

 

There are people who love the breathtakingly mundane experiment that was the prequels. They love bad acting, paper thin characters, dialogue that makes you wish Lucas had never been born, and plots that diminish the OT characters so thoroughly you'll wonder what could leave that kind of bitterness in GL's heart.

Those people also support the Nazis and child molestation. They are the worst people on earth.

 

Yoda - fool
Vader - brat
Kenobi - popsicle
Palps - ponce
Chewie - yeah definitely not fan service