FF:VIC Zomghai

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarthXan318, Jul 23, 2008.

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  1. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Shady indeed. If by shady you mean cool. and by cool you mean hot. and by hot, you mean...Hawt...


    So um wot u wearin [a/s/l?]
  2. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
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    Hi,

    I'm A. Cuthbert Alston, son of presumptive nominee John McCain. Can I be your friend??


    <a foul odour cuts the room>

    RICHMOND!!!!
  3. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 14, 2001
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    (blinks)

    Hmm.. What am I going to do today? Hmm...

    Oh! Mother, you surprised me.

    ...

    Mother, why are you a Lizard Queen? And who is my real father?

    Squarrrrrk!!!! Roaaawwwkkkrrr!!!


    **tremendous flash, as enter stage left, from the mist and jungle of wars long past...**

    Presumptive Nominee John McCain!! Have you escaped the Hanoi Hilton?

    I have...my...son...to see you. So we may make up for all our lost time.


    This is the happiest day of my life! And might I add, you look awfully like Colonel Tigh from Battlestar Galactica?!!

    Funny you should say that son, because I- Arggh!!!


    **A shot rings out from the distance, a bullet lances through the chest of Presumptive Nominee John McCain...**

    Ahhhh....c'mon Charlie, you've done me in this time. At least no one will make jokes about me raising my arms above my head again...ahh...I'm sorry son...I'm....sorry...


    Daddy!!! Nooooooooooooo!!!!

    **A determined look - or is it just indigestion? - crosses the brow of A. Cuthbert Allston as he stands unsteadily and squints**

    Jenkins, Bartholomew, Maxamillion: to the battlements!

    Richmond, My Horse! I'll lead the charge to find the sniper, you must care for Mother and her young brood!

    **As the rain comes down even harder, the hero gasps with asthma, riding his horse into the distance....**
  4. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    Despite his heroism, our daring hero, in his quest to avenge his father, presumptive nominee John McCain, finds himself once more in a spot of bother

    A: Oh gosh darn it Richmond I've done it again.

    R: Done what, sir? *sniffs* Oh no, not again. [sigh] I hate my life

    A: Richmond, hurry up, I'm starting to get a rash

    Suddenly, without warning, Messrs Zhan and Poll arrive by boat up the river Delta, armed with rifles

    A: Zhan!! Poll!! You have foiled me for the last time. My father's death will not have been in vain. Behold, my laser!

    AA pulls out a pathetic toy laser and pretends to fire, making juvenile little shooting noises

    Presumptive Nominee John McCain: DIE YOU LITTLE COMMIE BASTARDS

    Zhan and Poll are struck with bullets and disappear into the depths. McCain closes his eyes, finally at peace

    A: YAY!!! YAY!!! I did it daddy, I killed those meddling guys... ha, no more little fishing trips for you two!! yay!!! Richmond, guess what, I killed them, I killed Zhan and Poll, yay, yay!

    R: Stop moving about sir, I have to change your- oh blast, not again... you could have waited till I finished.

    A: I'M AARON!!!!! that's me


  5. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Richmond had a usually unmoveable face, but this time, it was too much. A lifetime spent - wasted - on this one's, well, wastes, was more than anyone could cope with.

    Richmond: Sir...I...I'm sorry...


    Richmond topples into the lake (or rather, leaps?) and at the last moment, the very last moment, appears to be at peace.

    AA:Hmmm, how bothersome. Jenkins, have you returned? Take over.

    Jenkins: Yes sir. Sir, what of your father's body?

    AA: My father? Oh yes, Presumptive Nominee John McCain. He and I are going to be together now.

    Jenkins: But sir...it'll start to decompose in this jungle heat soon, we must give him a proper burial, after such a horrible death...

    AA: Death? Oh no Jenkins, my daddy is just resting. He's alive and he is going to be with me forever...FOREVER Do you understandwuiqhrewrw ((words muffled as the Hutt-Human crams more roast chickens into the maw))


    Jenkins looks on in horror as Aaron's mother, the Lizard Queen, hops onto the raft and begins to gnaw on Presumptive Nominee John McCain's corpse.

    Jenkins: Sir...really, this jungle, we must leave, we...wee...


    AA looks up.

    AA: Jungle? What do you mean?





    This is the Professor. I am watching you. You are my experiment. Come out of the shade little hutt, come out now....



    Jenkins looks around bewildered, to find they're actually in the Lounge room of a luxurious, 1950s style house.

    AA: Ah, Lu-Lu-Ra, you're here.

    LuRa: (gruffy voice) Whaddya want?

    AA: Oh, I love it when you get all sexy. Watch out, I think that Hastings is on the prowl?

    Jenkins: Hastings? Another token servant?

    Hastings: Hello. I'm the driver.

    AA: Howdy Pilgrim!

    Jenkins: Driver? But he never leaves the hou-

    AA: Quite, the both of you, I have a mo...moment...(squishy sound) uh oh...You know what that was guys...

    Jenkins/Hastings (together): Oh no sir...Did you just soil yourself AGAIN?

    AA (grinning maniacally): GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!!


    The lizard queen chews off a leg from the corpse and wanders into the kitchen to construct a nest as the theme song rolls..
  6. DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus

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    *is torn between :confused: and [face_laugh]*
  7. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    .........speechless..........
  8. Thok Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
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    who let Xany in here?

    Shame on them.
  9. DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus

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  10. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    Who let the Xan out?
    Ooooh ooooh ooooh
    Who let the Xan out?
  11. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
  12. DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus

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  13. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    Now how are we going bring this place to life!?!?!?
  14. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    We need to create an artificial life form
  15. DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus

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  16. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Jun 3, 2003
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    I think you guys need more than that, sadly you are bordering on 'Shut down, turn off' :(
  17. DarthXan318 Manager Emeritus

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    Wells, jokes aside then ... what are the requirements for a FF exactly? At least 3 members, one meeting every few months and a CR...?
  18. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Hey we have new postings basically everyday! I am not sure if another FF could handle our wit and might
  19. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Jun 3, 2003
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    Shes got it. So you need to tell me who is your CR as you can't not have one. You need to have a meet every couple months, social or costume or charity, and you need to have at least three regular posting members, more would be much better.
  20. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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  21. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
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    We appear to have satisfied the regular posters limit, judging by the activity in the top couple of threads. Mixo alone is worth five people, and combined with LV they're probably more spammerific than most other "collectors unite" style FFs.

    Kla is around, just not sure if he posts here specifically unless mentioned. If you shoot him off a PM he will get back pretty quickly re: becoming CR, if he is still interested. (Or he's probably lurking out there right now...batchild, wither thou?)
  22. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
    star 5
    He is a KLAss act.....boom boom..
    Get it?
    I cracked a funny
  23. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

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    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    You got a few weeks before I have to turn in to the Wicked Witch of the South. So, go and find your members and get them posting, find a CR and all will be good.
  24. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 21, 2002
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    They will return I hope :( Please all you VicFF greats make a comeback and again make this FF the greatest in OZ
  25. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
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