Master-FatBurt posted:

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Just spotted that and edited whilst you posted.

I've not corrected though for the reason mentioned in the edit.

I am however trying to get fit at the moment (Diet(ish), rowing machine atc...) as I want to get out and hit some trails on the Mountain bike next year (£800 bike in shed fot 2 years gathering dust due to lack of fitness )

So guess what is on my mind a little at the moment.

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SithLordDarthRichie posted:

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Just eat sensibly and you'll be fine

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DewbackRider88 posted:

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I think i would be a good be barman because i am reliable, trust worthy and i know my way around a bar!

I am also not a newbie, so that helps and am online enough to keep up my duties

Hopefully you will consider my application

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ninjanoodlehead posted:

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Anyway, I would like to be barwomen because you are such a great barman and you seem to have fun, even if you have to serve people all day.
Also I would be polite to the customers of the pub and I am sure they would all think I was a great barman.
So please make me barwoman when the new pub comes around. I would do a very good job.

Thanks!

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Black_Scout posted:

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Why does Suzy want be the next Barwoman, by Suzy


Seeing as my many attempts at drawing a pen to me across the desk using the force have yielded no results I doubt that any mind tricks I would attempt to perform here would work at all; so this means I can't babble on for hours on the subject of monkeys while you are sat believing that you are reading the most amazing essay on 'why Suzy wants to be the next barwoman'. Not that I need to do such a thing, such a distingused and experienced barman as you would see through such trickery. So to business...

To be honest I am quite a social creature; as you seem to be, showing being the bar person involves more than the abilty to pour a drink, which is a job that could be undertaken by a relatively enducated monkey, it takes real socialite to be a bar person. I can enterain patrons for hours with amazing tales of my life, or alternatively act as a sleeping aid with tales of my really boring life, either works for me. According to another source I am very imaginative and can therefore conjour up any topic of conversation to liven the place up; it could be anything from the philosophical debate on why we are here, to the totally irrelevent topic of why nobody believes Suzy's theory about the man-eating monkeys at her school.

I am also online almost every night so people actually getting a drink shouldn't be too much of a problem; and do not take that as an insult I think you were a perfect suitor to the job of barman; generally happy, chatty and funny.

Now I would try and think of a completely mind blowingly amazing reason why I want to be a barwoman, but you might already be very confused by the generally witterings and random thoughts of mine (its a genetic thing, I think). Also I can't actually think of one right now, buts that's only a tiny set back to the plan

So on a more normal note, I'll just write my name...

SUZY (see I know my name, that's got to earn me brownie points [face_pray] )

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