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The UK FF Battle Royale
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Sith_Minx
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Feb '01
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:11am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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//standing and pointing fingers at Gittes and Gav
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.
//force lightening zapps them
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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//stroking pet pig "be still little one...our time will come  "
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:13am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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*Deflects the lightning using his nuts*
Ha! How much scorn need I pur on lighting when my testicles can handle the blast?!
*Pulls out specially calibrated elastic band and paper dart. Takes careful aim at Minxy's breasts and let's fly*
S'later Nipples methinks!
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Charlie Croker, Conniving Cockney
Me and some girl:http://www.geocities.com/orderofdave/tom/TomDorris.jpg
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Gav Daragon
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Mar '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:14am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Is that all you can manage?
<Produces some nicely cooked bacon that The Witch fried with her lightning>
Yummy!
<Starts psionically attacking The Witch's mind>
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Poodu
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Dec '99
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:17am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Wow! Just had a call from me old man saying I'd got a letter from the Cops...apparently being charged with Driving without due care and attention and driving away from the scene of an accident in Brixham....and I've never been to Brixham!!! LOL
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Gav Daragon
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Mar '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:19am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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OMG Poods what are you gonna do?
<still concentrating on breaking the Witch's mind>
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Sith_Minx
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Feb '01
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:19am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Where's Brixham?
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//stroking pet pig "be still little one...our time will come "
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:19am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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*Feigns Concern*
Really Poods...lets have a look...
*Gets closer to Poods and decides instead to smash him in the face with a club hammer*
I apologies profusely...Muscle spasm....
*Leaves Poods reflecting over his broken face and life of crime and goes looking for me people to maim*
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Charlie Croker, Conniving Cockney
Me and some girl:http://www.geocities.com/orderofdave/tom/TomDorris.jpg
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Sith_Minx
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Feb '01
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:21am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Gittes! You think I dont have Nipple Protection? Titanium Nipple Guards fashioned by the hands of dwarves on the fair Isle of Man.
//pushing nips forward
Do your worst...
Gav! You think I dont have protection against your feeble mind games? I'm half toydarian. Jedi Mind Tricks dont work on me...only money...
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//stroking pet pig "be still little one...our time will come "
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Gav Daragon
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Mar '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:23am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Who said they were Jedi tricks?! It's the pwer of the Phoenix that runs through me!
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Ooh_Aah_Cantona
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Dec '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:23am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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When I was in college my friends's brother got arrested for kerb crawling. In his panic, the little s**t gave my name and address to the cops. Luckily I was in New York at the time so I was not in trouble. Still my parents didn't realise that when the letter came and I was in deep until they realised.
<whilst evryone was listening to OAC his army of zombies came and devoured the Sith Witch's arms off.>
Hah, no more forcelightning. Gav, anymore bacon? I want a sandwich now.
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Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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Gav Daragon
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Mar '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:24am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Here you go OAC
<Starts throwing 1 and 2p coins at Cass>
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Poodu
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Dec '99
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:25am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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LOL! Nah..it's a false alarm..I was at work all day then went to Exmouth to play snooker...some dickwad decided to take a registration plate quickly and musta got it wrong...apparently they had about five options for a dark blue/black Peugeot 306 that were on or near the reg. plate and mine was closest fit. I just gotta send the form back and say "Sorry guvnor, wasn't there that night and these are me alibis" type thing...
*Poodu rips broken bone from his nasal cavity and thrusts it into Gittes' eye-socket, between the bone and the porcelian, reaching well back to sever the optical nerve and pierce the brain pan*
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:26am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Goddam those pesky Nipple guards!
*Gittes retreats to pick new strategy*
*quickly disguises himself as an innocent looking German tourist. Keeps Luger in pocket*
Ja Fine...How is this weather on the beach? I need Towels to maintain my Teutonic right to bathe first etc Kraftwerk etc
*Slowly works his way towards others with A-Z London map in one hand, lederhosen in the other (Spare pair in case of mishaps..)
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
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Me and some girl:http://www.geocities.com/orderofdave/tom/TomDorris.jpg
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Sith_Minx
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Feb '01
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:27am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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MUWAAHAHAHAHAHA
//Grows arms back again
Your feeble attempts to vanquish me wont work
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Poodu
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Dec '99
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:28am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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I is off...speak to yous tomorrow...
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