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The UK FF Battle Royale
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Gav Daragon
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Mar '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:31am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Take Care Poods...
<starts throwing stars at him as he exits the field>
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Gav Daragon
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Mar '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:36am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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I'm off too - gonna have a DVD-fest tonight I think, though I might pop babck online later on tonight... don't get to hurt
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:39am
Subject:
RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Ja Ja Fine Ja...
*Gittes hopes his grasp of German, based solely on porn films, doesn't let him down*
Utten Zie Bieter..Heinz Meanz Beanz...
*Pulls out Buffalo Gun and blast Pood's legs clean off at the knees*
Walk home now muthaflucker!..I mean...Valk Home NOW Mamaflucker!
ED: *Discards Gun and pulls out boomerang with explosives. Lobs it at retreating Gav and has the satisfaction of seeing his head come off*
Victory is mine! Gittes is lord of all he surveys....now bring on the naked chicks...
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toochilled
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Oct '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:44am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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*brings on the naked chicks*
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Wormie2
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Feb '99
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:49am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Are you hiding behind them or is there a purpose?
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toochilled
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Oct '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 8:59am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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I just like looking at bottoms.
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:03am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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I like looking at front bottoms.....or birds bent over.....or (this has been edited for length)
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Wormie2
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Feb '99
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:04am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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and kinkiness, I'm sure.
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:08am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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The world would be a very sorry place sans kinkiness Worm....there's plenty of time to be prudish when you're 70 and can't get it up anyway!
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Wormie2
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Feb '99
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:10am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Oh MY GOD! Mr. Kink has a point I agree with!
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:17am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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How can you tell from that distance? It's probably just how my trousers hang.....
Apologies in advance - couldn't resist the Ade Edmondson classic innuendo....I'll get me coat....
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Wormie2
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Feb '99
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:19am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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And your hat.
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:23am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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What sort of mental image have you got of me?! I don't wander around in a trenchcoat and trilby...those flashing charges were never proved and the Pet shop agreed that my zipper was faulty...YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME!..
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Wormie2
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Feb '99
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:25am
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Exactly.
You've got nothing.
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JediGittes
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
4/10/01 9:29am
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RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
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Ooohh Touche.....ruffled some feathers have we? put the cat amongst the pigeons have we?
Can't think of any other hackneyed cliches.
Get your kit off. (If in doubt always go for the 'kit off' attempt - if it works youse is happy, if it don't, you've lost nothing!)
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