Author Topic: The UK FF Battle Royale
Gav Daragon 
Registered: Mar '00
6882_Gav Daragon
Date Posted: 4/10/01 8:31am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
Take Care Poods...

<starts throwing stars at him as he exits the field>

 

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Gav Daragon 
Registered: Mar '00
6882_Gav Daragon
Date Posted: 4/10/01 8:36am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
I'm off too - gonna have a DVD-fest tonight I think, though I might pop babck online later on tonight... don't get to hurt wink

 

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JediGittes 
Registered: Sep '00
15155_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 4/10/01 8:39am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale - Date Edited: 4/10/01 8:41am (2 edits total) Edited By: JediGittes
Ja Ja Fine Ja...

*Gittes hopes his grasp of German, based solely on porn films, doesn't let him down*

Utten Zie Bieter..Heinz Meanz Beanz...
*Pulls out Buffalo Gun and blast Pood's legs clean off at the knees*

Walk home now muthaflucker!..I mean...Valk Home NOW Mamaflucker!

ED: *Discards Gun and pulls out boomerang with explosives. Lobs it at retreating Gav and has the satisfaction of seeing his head come off*

Victory is mine! Gittes is lord of all he surveys....now bring on the naked chicks...

 

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toochilled 
Registered: Oct '00
19923_Royal Guard
Date Posted: 4/10/01 8:44am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
*brings on the naked chicks*

grin

 

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Wormie2 
Registered: Feb '99
Date Posted: 4/10/01 8:49am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
Are you hiding behind them or is there a purpose? wink

 

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toochilled 
Registered: Oct '00
19923_Royal Guard
Date Posted: 4/10/01 8:59am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
I just like looking at bottoms.

 

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JediGittes 
Registered: Sep '00
15155_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:03am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
I like looking at front bottoms.....or birds bent over.....or (this has been edited for length)

 

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Wormie2 
Registered: Feb '99
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:04am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
and kinkiness, I'm sure. grin

 

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JediGittes 
Registered: Sep '00
15155_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:08am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
The world would be a very sorry place sans kinkiness Worm....there's plenty of time to be prudish when you're 70 and can't get it up anyway!

 

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Wormie2 
Registered: Feb '99
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:10am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
Oh MY GOD! Mr. Kink has a point I agree with! wink

 

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JediGittes 
Registered: Sep '00
15155_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:17am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
How can you tell from that distance? It's probably just how my trousers hang.....


Apologies in advance - couldn't resist the Ade Edmondson classic innuendo....I'll get me coat....

 

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Wormie2 
Registered: Feb '99
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:19am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
And your hat. sad

 

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JediGittes 
Registered: Sep '00
15155_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:23am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
What sort of mental image have you got of me?! I don't wander around in a trenchcoat and trilby...those flashing charges were never proved and the Pet shop agreed that my zipper was faulty...YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME!..

 

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Wormie2 
Registered: Feb '99
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:25am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
Exactly. wink

You've got nothing. grin

 

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JediGittes 
Registered: Sep '00
15155_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 4/10/01 9:29am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
Ooohh Touche.....ruffled some feathers have we? put the cat amongst the pigeons have we?


Can't think of any other hackneyed cliches.
Get your kit off. (If in doubt always go for the 'kit off' attempt - if it works youse is happy, if it don't, you've lost nothing!)

 

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