Author Topic: The UK FF Battle Royale
Soggy-Ben Doggy 
Registered: Dec '99
23733_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 4/11/01 2:36am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
--runs quickly to the left, avoiding the grenade but ends up covered with dirt--

Missed me! tongue

--grabs a beehive and launches it at Gav Daragon--





 

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Gav Daragon 
Registered: Mar '00
6882_Gav Daragon
Date Posted: 4/11/01 2:37am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
Ack no th' bees again!

<Stars running from them>

 

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Soggy-Ben Doggy 
Registered: Dec '99
23733_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 4/11/01 2:41am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
--pours more chum into the piranha pool, hoping the fish will nibble on Poodu--

 

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Poodu 
Registered: Dec '99
Date Posted: 4/11/01 2:44am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
*Poodu escapes the piranha pool and runs for cover to consider his strategy*

 

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Gav Daragon 
Registered: Mar '00
6882_Gav Daragon
Date Posted: 4/11/01 2:48am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
<Starting to run out of breath and lose his pacing, Gav notices a can of bugspray carelessly discarded on the ground>

YES!

<Sprays and kills all the bees then finds a nearby cave to hide in, so that he can start making loads of bombs in peace>

 

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Soggy-Ben Doggy 
Registered: Dec '99
23733_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 4/11/01 2:52am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
--decides it's time to find a private place in the woods to think and work on her plans--

 

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Poodu 
Registered: Dec '99
Date Posted: 4/11/01 2:54am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
Is that what they call it these days? wink

 

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Soggy-Ben Doggy 
Registered: Dec '99
23733_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 4/11/01 3:20am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
It's really a high security fortress. wink

 

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Gav Daragon 
Registered: Mar '00
6882_Gav Daragon
Date Posted: 4/11/01 3:21am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
<aims nuke for Soggy's fortress>

devil

 

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Soggy-Ben Doggy 
Registered: Dec '99
23733_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 4/11/01 3:28am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
It's an invisible fortress, protected by the Wacko Defense Shield. happy

 

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Gav Daragon 
Registered: Mar '00
6882_Gav Daragon
Date Posted: 4/11/01 3:31am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
You forget my psipowers mwahahahaha devil

<Fires nuke but it misses and hits Poods instead>

Danggit

 

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Soggy-Ben Doggy 
Registered: Dec '99
23733_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 4/11/01 3:36am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
YIKES! You're right.

--watches as poor Poodu blows up into a million pieces--

Oh, I just can't stand by and watch his remains wiggle about on the ground.

--runs over to the wiggling remains of Poodu and carefully tries to glue him back together with Wondra's Super Glue--

 

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Poodu 
Registered: Dec '99
Date Posted: 4/11/01 4:03am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
*Poodu dusts himself down and tries picking the loose glue from his seams*

Thanks Soggy....

*Poodu notices something dangling in front of his face...it appears to be attached to his forehead..*

SOGGY!!!!

 

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Soggy-Ben Doggy 
Registered: Dec '99
23733_Natalie Portman
Date Posted: 4/11/01 5:00am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
Oooops, sorry about that. shock

 

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Bash 
Registered: Dec '00
Date Posted: 4/11/01 5:34am Subject: RE: The UK FF Battle Royale
*Runs down and knocks out everyone with a huge weapon of some sort*

 

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Then we'll see who's laughing...
What?
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