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Rani Veko Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 10/11/03 6:32pm Subject: The Pun Thread - Date Edited: 10/11/03 7:42pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Rani Veko
	A teacher boarding an international flight was stopped and searched by airport security. On his person was found a calculator, a protractor, a compass, and sliding ruler. The hapless teacher was immediately detained as being suspect of having connections to the terrorist group al-Gebra, as well as being in possession of weapons of math destruction. -----signature----- "None of it means a damned thing." - Malcolm Reynolds
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C4-One25 Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 10/11/03 8:10pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	cringe -----signature----- Organization is key to success. End the oppression! Freeride Forever!!!!
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clee94 Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 10/11/03 9:06pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	He he -----signature----- "With Great Power Comes Great Responsability" - Ben Parker "Your focus determians your reality" - Qui - Gon Jinn
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_Derisa_Ollamhin_ Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 10/12/03 7:26pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	Oh man, that's bad! Derisa -----signature----- In memoriam: Talon Squad Leader . When you can't run anymore, you crawl and when you can't do that...well, you know the rest. . Clear skies, General. You will be missed.
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Vills-Kavic Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 10/14/03 5:35pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	There once was a pair of twins born in Mexico City, named Juan and Amal. At birth they were separated and Amal was taken to Cancun. Juan stayed at home with his mother. One day a distant relative of the family's came to the house in Mexico City, and wanted to see Amal. His mother replied- "Well, once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!" _____________________________________ Now, was that bad or what? -Vills -----signature----- Putting the FU in FUN!
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_Derisa_Ollamhin_ Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 10/14/03 10:10pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	groan Vills, you should be punished. I know, we'll lock you up in an tower with no door or stairs, just a window, and the only way to get up to visit you is to climb up the long braid of your hair... RaPUNzel, get it? Arf arf! Derisa -----signature----- In memoriam: Talon Squad Leader . When you can't run anymore, you crawl and when you can't do that...well, you know the rest. . Clear skies, General. You will be missed.
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Rani Veko Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 10/15/03 9:29am Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	<gack> waves away the stink from Derisa's comedy flatulance... You should enter the Monday Magazine pun contest, like I did last year. They offered a prize of $100 for the best three puns they received, so I entered 10 of the best I'd ever heard, figuring at least one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. -----signature----- "None of it means a damned thing." - Malcolm Reynolds
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Rani Veko Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 10/20/03 10:02am Subject: RE: The Pun Thread - Date Edited: 10/20/03 6:46pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Rani Veko
	In an effort to get the shuttle program going again after the Columbia disaster, NASA did a test launch into a low Earth orbit a few weeks ago. Instead of human test pilots, NASA tranquilized, strapped down, and monitored the vital signs of five Holstein cows spread throughout the empty cockpit, labs, and living quarters. The fully remote-controlled test safely brought the shuttle back down after just a few orbits. NASA officals are calling it the herd shot 'round the world. -----signature----- "None of it means a damned thing." - Malcolm Reynolds
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C4-One25 Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 10/20/03 6:48pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	plants a bunny sculpture in the middle of the thread...lights a fuse and runs FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOM there....I brought down the Pun Thread! -----signature----- Organization is key to success. End the oppression! Freeride Forever!!!!
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_Derisa_Ollamhin_ Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 10/20/03 8:47pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	I'm torn. On the one hand: yay, no more terrible stinkers like that last one! Gawd, Rani, where'd you dig that one up? On the other hand... this is a great thread. I can't wait for other JC punsters to discover it and display their own groaners. It'd be a Shaggy Dog Show! Derisa -----signature----- In memoriam: Talon Squad Leader . When you can't run anymore, you crawl and when you can't do that...well, you know the rest. . Clear skies, General. You will be missed.
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Idiots Array Registered: Jan '00	Date Posted: 10/21/03 7:29am Subject: RE: The Pun Thread - Date Edited: 10/21/03 7:31am (2 edits total) Edited By: Idiots Array
	Is it true that a grenade tossed into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart? -----signature----- "I will meet you on the other side of the clouds, with a breath of hope and a shimmer of light upon my wings." -- Talon Squad Leader http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/28126755/
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Darth_Haggis Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 10/24/03 10:26am Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	-----signature----- "There is no OT. There is no PT. There is no EU. There is only Star Wars." Proud co-Founder of the Edmonton FanForce http://www.flickr.com/photos/darthhaggis/collections/ Currently Reading: "The Bible" by God http://www.forkatie.org
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Idiots Array Registered: Jan '00	Date Posted: 10/24/03 11:01am Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts, Hattie and Sophia, who were skilled in the baking arts. "Big Bill" was petitioned by the citizens of his town because the three bakeries in the town had during the Revolution raised the price of pies to the point that only the rich could afford them. He turned to his aunts and asked their advice. The wonderful old ladies were so incensed over this situation that they offered to bake 100 pies and sell them for 2 cents lower that any of the bakeries were charging. They were not only successful in bringing the price of pastry down in Philadelphia, but they established an historical item for the reference books. To this day, scholars still remark about the remarkable pie rates of Penn's aunts. -----signature----- "I will meet you on the other side of the clouds, with a breath of hope and a shimmer of light upon my wings." -- Talon Squad Leader http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/28126755/
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Woofer Title: FF CR Emeritus Niagara Falls ON Canada Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 10/28/03 2:21pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	Did you know the only drink Darth Vader will have is a 5th of bourbon? He is a Dark Lord of the Fifth afterall. -----signature----- John H. VanOphem Übergeek Buddhism: Birth. Work. Death. Repeat if necessary.
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C4-One25 Registered: Apr '03	Date Posted: 10/28/03 3:36pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	repeatedly beats head against wall PLEASE>>>>>>WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS STOP?! wanders back to Injury thread with concussion -----signature----- Organization is key to success. End the oppression! Freeride Forever!!!!
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Yebbed-Crage Title: Direction Assistant Niagara ON Canada Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 10/28/03 4:17pm Subject: RE: The Pun Thread
	When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. -----signature----- Member of Young Jedi Niagara http://www.youngjediniagara.com
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