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Darth_Haggis
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Date Posted:
10/31/03 10:29am
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RE: The Pun Thread
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Joins C4 in the Injury thread...
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Woofer
Title: FF CR Emeritus
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Date Posted:
12/18/03 11:15am
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RE: The Pun Thread
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Did you hear about the bus full of prostitutes that crashed into a brothel?
It was a whore-iffic accident!
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Rani Veko
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Date Posted:
12/18/03 1:56pm
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Was it a "professional" driver, too? 
- Rani
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Rani Veko
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Date Posted:
12/19/03 4:41pm
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A growing number of Santa's helpers are becoming increasingly depressed as Christmas Eve appoaches. Apparently they are suffering from low elf-esteem.
- Rani
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Darth_Mentos
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Date Posted:
12/23/03 3:42pm
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A man walks out of a Christmas party at about 5:00am. Still not quite sober he doesn't want to drive home just yet, plus he is feeling a bit hungry. Luckly there is a Dennys open at this time of the morning so he decides to get some breakfast. He is seated in a nice booth and the waitress pores him a coffee and asks him what he would like to have. He looks over the menu trying to decide what he wants. After a few seconds he tells her that he will have the eggs benidect. He then turned to reading a paper from the day before and drinking his coffee.
About 10 mins later the waitress brings out his food on what looks like a chrome hubcap. Our friend looks very confused. He turns to the waitress and asks her why it's on a hubcap.
She says, "Hey, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise." 
Heavy axe mass everyone and goodnight.
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_Derisa_Ollamhin_
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Date Posted:
12/23/03 6:01pm
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I'm torn again. On the one hand, that was a terrible pun from DM.
...and on the other hand, that was DM The famous and hilarious Darth Mentos, the Sithmaker himself!
Dude! We've missed you!!! 
*Derisa*
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Rani Veko
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12/23/03 7:18pm
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Yeah, and he's now available in Evilmint! 
Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal.
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Darth_Mentos
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Date Posted:
12/25/03 12:05am
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Yes, I may have been gone for a while and I also may not be from Vic but I'm back with more puns.
The Geographist just couldn't decide how to prepare his Christmas dinner. Getting Hungary he just opted to fry his Turkey in Greece.
You can always count on receiving stinky, pointless, sarcastic comments from the pun gent. 
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Rani Veko
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3/3/04 1:09pm
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A cowboy went to a pet store to buy an adorable Dachshund puppy.
He thought it was a darn good idea when he'd heard someone say "get a long, little doggy!"
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TIEPilot051999
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3/3/04 2:29pm
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Ouch.
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Fletcher_Skittles
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Date Posted:
5/7/04 10:49pm
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K there was this huge chess tournament down in utah. it was being held at the biggest hotel in the city, a very luxuriouse place. and there are all these chess fanatics standing around gloating about past victories and etc. down in the lobby.
and the manager in this prestigeouse hotel is watching all this and leans over to the clerk on duty and says. "i cant stand Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
*Badum ching*
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haruwindsong
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Date Posted:
8/19/04 10:23am
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A rich businessman retired and decided he wanted to start a hobby farm. Being interested in draft horses, he purchased a Clysdale stallion and a couple of mares in the fall and settled in to watch his investment multiply.
In the spring, however, swallows started pestering his horses. In fact it appeared the swallows were trying to nest in the horses' manes. With his investments stampeding around the pasture in a panic, the businessman returned to where he purchased the horses to talk to the original owner who did not appear to have the same problem.
"How on earth do you stop the swallows from bothering your horses?" The businessman asked.
The farmer calmly replied, "Easy. Just sprinkle yeast in their manes."
Mystified, the businessman figured, what the heck, and followed the instructions. Sure enough, in short order the swallows stopped bothering the horses. Astonished, he returned to the farmer once again and asked, "How did you know sprinkling yeast in the horses' manes would drive off the swallows?"
"It's simple," the farmer told him. "Yeast is yeast, and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet."
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haruwindsong
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8/24/04 6:01pm
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Should I? Dare I? * visions of Master Yoda flogging me with his gimmer stick * I shall! (four of you know better than to answer this question --- I want to see if anyone else can figure it out.
What do Scottish Jedi duel with?
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TR0773
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Date Posted:
8/24/04 6:14pm
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Is this a good time to mention the beaver?!?
Derisa stop laughing!
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haruwindsong
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Date Posted:
8/24/04 7:49pm
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NO! IT ISN'T!!
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