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sithmastersimon
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12/7/05 5:57am
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RE: Star Wars Story
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Simon wasn't one to faint often, or that easily for that matter, but this was one of those times when everything just got too much, the next he knew his knees buckled and his body hit the floor.
The next thing he knew he saw a little green frog man appear over him and a tall dark skinned man standing behind him
"Hmmmm strong with the force this one is not if he faints at the sight of me"
"Oh my god, you exactly like him....and you? What? Either you are samuel l jackson or a very good look alike"
"Ok this planet is very weird master yoda, I really gotta know wahts going on"
Simon got to his feet as nat handed him a glass of water
"where are we right now" Simon asked
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Jedi_Nat
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12/8/05 12:04am
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"Dude! We're in a Jedi starship. Ain't this cool?" Nat said.
"Dude? Never heard of this word, I have." Yoda looked puzzled.
"I'm Mace Windu, and this is Master Yoda," Mace introduced. "We're here on a mission to find Count Dooku and the Sepratists."
Nat turned on the holoprojector, an appliance that looked like a high-tech TV. Amazingly, it emitted a high quailty broadcast of the local television station. On it, was a little, baldy man with glasses making statements on the metoer shower and how Perth will become a major tourist attraction.
"Who is that?" asked Yoda.
"Oh, that's Johnny Howard. He's our Prime Minsiter."
"A polictian?" Mace asked. "They're not to be trusted."
"You can say that again," said Nat and Simon at the same time.
All of a sudden Nat's phone beeped. Kart had sent her an MMS of the metal bearing the repulic mark.
"A republic mark that is. Knew that you did, didn't you? Get it we must. Answers we will find."
And with this, Nat, Simon, Mace and Yoda decided to visit Kart.
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"Oh by the way, thanx for rescuing master yodas lightsabre" said Mace as he handed it to Yoda
"ahhh it was nothin, by the way..." Simon had to ask this "how would you like to stop by hollywood before we do anything else...I've got someone you might like to meet Mace"
Mace looked very puzzled as did Yoda and Nat
"What are you trying to do Simon? this is important"! said Nat quietly to Simon
"Listen I just have to have the two of them together, they HAVE to meet"
"Who"?
"who else? Samuel L and Mace"!
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Jedi_Nat
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12/8/05 12:39am
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"Dude. My car can't make it Hollywood, and he must make these two unrecoginsable."
Before going to meet Kart, Nat drove to her place and dropped the two Jedi there while she and Simon went clothes shopping for them. Now where exactly are they going to get clothes for Yoda?
"Stay here, and don't make a mess. We're just going to the shops to get you some clothes so you look less..... dorky!" Nat said.
"Come we wiil. Yes come," said Yoda mischeviously.
Nat and Simon conferred, and thought it would be better that Mace and Yoda came with them. Well, they did need Yoda's size.
They drove down to Midland Gate, and Nat sent Kart an SMS to let him know they were going to be a little late. As soon as they drove into the car park, Yoda started acting like a little kid.
"Wow! Cool this is! Fun we will have!"
"Now, now Yoda. We're here to get you some clothes and then meet our friend. Remember your mission. Count Dooku is dangerous. We don't want him making a mess around here. Well, maybe the Bell Tower!" Nat said.
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"YES" Simon shouted, "We can have a full on jedi vs sith battle at the bell tower, that'll end its precious little run in our city"
"Ummm no Simon" said Nat, "As much as I want it gone, that's not really a great idea"
"Yeah true, damn....hey Mace, do you think you could teach me to use the Force"?
Mace looked curiously at Simon for a moment then looked as if he were about to crack a smile, then he frowned.
"No, absolutely not, no way, for starters your not force sensitive, secondly your too old and you've lived in a society where there is no faith in the Force, it'll be too hard for you to learn it even if you could use it"
"But what about Lu....ummm never mind"
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"Need all the help we can get, Mace. Teach the ways of the Force we will. Time is not now. Clothes we must buy. Right is Nat, blend in we must."
Yoda calmed down and all four went shopping, much to the amusement of small children who were pointing and laughing at Yoda. Yoda of course used his Jedi mind tricks on every person he met....
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"What a desolate place this is," mentioned Count Dooku, who had managed to land in just outide of Kalgoorlie. "We must get to the nearest settlement and find shelter for the night. Tomorrow, we'll find the major source of the power so we can get back to Coruscant."
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Nat, Simon, Mace and Yoda left Midland Gate with bagfuls of clothes and food, from Woolies naturally. Yoda was chomping down a block of Dairy Milk chocolate.
"Good this stuff is."
"That's nice to know Yoda, I have plenty at home for you since I'm on a diet," Nat mentioned.
The group then went on their way to Kart's.
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12/8/05 4:09am
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A dark shadow drifted over the grassy plain. Obi-Wan and Anakin, leaning up against a nearby tree, peered out over the landscape.
"Looks fairly residential," Anakin commented, "Enough people to keep any cantina busy for years."
"What's that thing?" Obi-Wan pointed to what humans call 'a car'.
"Some sort of speeder, I guess," the younger Jedi shrugged, "Doesn't look very flash."
Obi-Wan nodded. "That's what I was thinking. Possibly a bit behind on technology. Come on."
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"Oh great."
Kart looked up into the sky, spotting what appeared to be a flying ship floating about his house. A thought crossed his mind.
I'm going to die!
Landing in his carport, slightly rough, the rear doors opened, revealing a grand warrior covered head to toe in some kind of metallic armour.
"Lord help me" Kart said aloud as the figure came closer, two pistols aimed straight ahead.
"You," a voice spoke, "Where are we?"
"Umm .... Earth."
"What kind of planet is that?"
"I uhh ... well it's not too bad."
"Dad!," a young boy peared out from the ship, "I've found them!"
"Good Boba, get back on board," Jango Fett turned back to Kart, "You're coming with us. We need a navigator."
"S-s-sure" Kart replied, reluctantly following.
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Jedi_Nat
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12/8/05 4:21am
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Nat was driving up the South Street,when suddenly blue and red lights were to be seen in the rear vision mirror. Nat looked at her speedo and realised she was driving 50km/hr over the speed limit.
"Damn. Just what I needed. To be pulled over by coppers," Nat moaned.
"Deal with this I will," said Yoda.
Nat stopped the car and the policeman, a very spunky one at that, came walking over.
"Hello Miss. Can I see your license? Did you realise that you were doing 120 in a 70 zone?" the policeman said.
Before Nat even had a chance to speak, Yoda butted in. "See her license, you do not need." The policeman repeated the exact words that Yoda had spoken. "On our way, you will let us be," Yoda contined. And with that, Nat got off a speeding sign.
As Nat turned the corner of Kart's street, Slave1 was ascending into the sky. Nat pulled up in the driveway just as Kart's shocked face was disappearing out of view.
"Great. What do we do now?" Simon asked.
Yoda had a plan.
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12/8/05 4:29am
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"You know, you really don't have to take me. I mean, it's not that far to ... well ... wherever you're going."
"Quiet" Jango growled.
"Ok" Kart sinked into his seat. Young Boba laughed.
"Now, where's this signal coming from?" Jango pointed to the information screen. A general layout of the planet, with a small dot blinking rapidly.
"Umm ...," Kart looked it over "I think that's Kalgoorlie ... yeah, looks like it."
"Are there any defensive outposts?" Jango kept the questions coming. This time Kart couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
"Mate, there isn't much out there at all. Just a small country town and some old gold mines."
"Good," Jango took the pilots seat, "How long will it take to get there."
Kart shrugged. "How fast can this thing go?"
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12/8/05 4:38am
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Mace had quickly got out of the car and threw a homing beacon at Slave1. He then held out a tracking signal in one hand and a rather deadly looking ssyringe in the other. He gave the tracking signal to Yoda and motioned Nat over.
"Mate, I hate needles and I do not care what's in it. What is in it?" asked a worried Nat.
"This is how you will become a Jedi, my new padawan," Mace answered.
Before Nat could say anything else, she was injected with midi-chlorians. The pain was felt as the needle went through the skin, but then nothing. All of a sudden, Nat felt different and jumped with joy - very high into the air. Mace injected Simon as well, and Simon became Yoda's apprentice.
So, it was back to Nat's place to begin the the plan to rescue Kart and have basic Jedi trainig while the co-ordinates where being downloaded to the Jedi starship.
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Slave 1 blasted its way across the sky, keeping low as to avoid any possible detection ... which was stupid really. All these people could spot it a mile away ...
"You know," Kart began, "I always thought you were a mis-guided kinda guy."
"Excuse me?" Jango turned to face him. Kart shriveled up again.
"W ... what I mean to say is ... umm ... you know, all this bad guy stuff. I'm sure there's a softer inside in there, right?"
"Looks like we have a crazy one on our hands, Boba."
"Will we get much for him Dad?"
Jango grinned. "Probably not."
As the ship glided towards its destination, the homing beacon on its underbelly beeped over and over, broadcasting it's location. Eventually, the destination would read 'Kalgoorlie ... think Mos Eisley and you're close'.
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When Nat got home, there was no time for rest. Mace and Yoda put their new Padawans through a gruelling training regime in the park across the street. For once, Nat didn't feel puffed and out and ready to die after doing anything athletic.
Later that night, Nat, Simon, Mace and Yoda walked to to the startship where Mace had a chat with Nat and Simon.
"Be prepared. It's a hard life, being a Jedi. A Jedi shall not know love, nor hate, nor anger."
"The love thing shouldn't be so hard for me. Love means nothing to me. All I can attract is the flies," Nat said trying to be funny. Mace didn't think so.
Mace piloted the starship into the atmosphere and to where the tracking signal came to rest - Kalgoorlie. Meanwhile, Nat and Simion had constructed their own lightsabres whilst Yoda was giving them basic instructions on lightsabre technique.
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Simon was training for form 2, makashi, with his newly constructed green lightsaber.
"If it wasnt for these midichlorians talking to me Nat I'd think this was all a dream, but I'm so aware of everything around me, like nothing I've ever felt before"
"Mate its unbelievable, we can use the force"!
Mace overheard and decided it was time to say something
"Padawans, it is with great care and responsibility you use the Force, there is much for you still to learn and your quick training may cause problems in the future for the path you choose to take"
"Mace, I was gonna ask you, a Jedi shall not know love, but I've been with someone for 4 years now"
Mace studied Simons face for a while and contemplated his situation
"This is a decision youll have to make on your own Simon, for now we have more important matters"
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Simon stood there confused at what decision to make. Meanwhile, Nat was meditating with Yoda, the Force flowing through them.
All of a sudden, lights started blinking and alarms sounded. Yoda's eyes flew open. There was something wrong with the starship.
"Not good this is. To the signal we must get."
"According to the technical read out from R2-D5, one of the engines has died. And we are still a way from the tracking device," the captain mentioned.
"Now how are we going to get to our destination?" Simon wailed.
"How about this!" Nat had made a discovery of speeder bikes in the back hold. "How cool is this? Speeder bikes!"
"Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things," Yoda snapped at Nat.
"Sorry master."
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Green lands gave way to empty sand dunes as the Slave 1 flitted its way towards Kalgoorlie. Kart, who had decided to stay quiet for the rest of the trip, was biting his lower lip, doing his best to starve the fear that continued to creep around him.
"Nearly there," Jango commented, "Send a message, Boba. Tell them we'll be arriving soon."
The younger Fett nodded, pressing a number of buttons.
"So," Jango turned to face Kart, "Give me one good reason why I should keep you alive?"
Kart froze. He hadn't expected this! "Well I ... uh ... that is to say ... umm, I guess you can just ... have me tag along as navigator?" he shrugged, hoping that was enough.
The bounty hunter gave a wry grin. "Maybe. We'll just have to see what our friends think."
"Friends?" Kart asked.
"No need for you to know any more then that."
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Obi-Wan and Anakin had found it difficult to find anyone remotely interested in helping them. Every home they had gone to so far had shut the door in their face. Anakin was desperate to Force trick them into telling them everything, but Obi-Wan decided against that as, in his words "We don't know it will work on them."
"Whatever," Anakin shrugged, "I think we should at least try."
One particular being had expressed a disdain for people who walk around claiming to be 'God's followers', though neither had suggested such a thing. They didn't even know who this 'God' person was anyhow.
"This is hopeless," Anakin continued to whine, "Are you sure there isn't anything else we could be doing?"
"Like buying a drink?" Obi-Wan grinned.
"Oh, very funny, Master" Anakin replied.
"I was just trying to lighten up the mood," the Jedi Knight pondered over the communicator in his hand, "Besides, I think this thing is broken. Shouldn't that light be glowing?"
"Did you even turn it on?"
Obi-Wan blushed. "I ... oh dear."
Realising his mistake, he found the on switch. As soon as he did, the unit began to beep.
"It's found something!"
"What?" Anakin asked.
Obi-Wan paused, then a surprised look appeared on his face. "It's Master Yoda's tracking signal! And it's heading this way!!"
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