Her: "See you tonight" Me: "Bye for now, sweet anel" Her: "What?" Me: "Angel. ANGEL" Her: "Perv" Me: "I cant help it. It didt put the g in there." Her: "Can't find the g?" Her: "I dont know if I like you anymore" Me: "oh shut up and have a nice night at wirk" Her: "K! Love you!" Her: "Perv."
I accidentally sent my supervisor an "I love you babycakes" text obviously meant for my fiancee. I didn't even realize it until I came into work the next morning when he gave me crap for it.
I'm so paranoid about sending something stupid or something to the wrong person I usually read my texts several times before sending them. Not that auto-correct doesn't slip something crazy in on me every now and then.
I added a bunch of curse words to my phone's "dictionary," so auto-correct and auto-complete sometimes use them. My friends and family don't mind, but I fear the day I accidentally text a co-worker with "I have to ass you something" (as a milder example).
Swype is pure evil. I can now text twice as fast and I ever could and with just my thumb! But that means I'm suffer twice as often from autocorrect problems and random cuss words I added to my dictionary like Even did. I know I should read my texts carefully before I hit "send", but I never learn. Good thing I don't really text anyone I worry about embarrassing myself in front of.
My biggest problem is hitting OK instead of backspace (my phone has a QWERTY keyboard) and sending half complete or empty texts.
I text the Old Way, 12 buttons and no dictionaries. I get an occasional thumb twitch but at least I know what I'm writing.
Yeah, I need to find a more effective way to wipe the screen on my iPhone. More specifically, the clear Otter Box protector. I use those alcohol wipes but I'm wondering if that's doing more harm than good.
Get one of those jewelry wipes or equivalent type cloths. I have one of these... http://www.amazon.com/Fingers-Microfiber-Chenille-Assorted-Colors/dp/B001K2LC2W
Awkward Messages, Damn You Autocorrect, Autocorrect Fails, Parents Shouldn't Text...hilarious. I don't even know how to text...
