...to see how the colonies are doing. Also in pilgrimage to the Mecca of obesity, I guess. Any survival tips?
You'll be requisitioned a handgun when you get off the plane (all people in America are required to have one on them at all times) along with a European to American dictionary that only consists of two entries: Football = Soccer. American football = Religion.
And according to Dave Barry, laughed your asses off when you sold it to us. I'll second "avoid crazy people" as well as people who think that tacos are Spanish, or that one can translate English into Spanish by adding an "o" onto the end of every word. And don't let it surprise you that your English is better than that of many people here. Where in the US are you going?
You should like, visit me or something. We'll cuss in Spanish and get drunk or something. Oh and Cathy is invited too.
Just going to Florida isn't "going to the Americas", y'know. After all, the Americas is everything spreading from Alaska to Patagonia.
When he registered, it took five minutes to get the first "hi beezel" post. You're slacking, Jazweeb.
