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JCC Is the zombie apocalypse starting?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Aytee-Aytee, May 28, 2012.

  1. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

  2. Cal Jedi Jedi Knight

    Zombies in Detroit? It would be like a real life Black Ops Zombies. I would want to go. :p
  3. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

    You're avatar is BRILLIANT Cal Jedi. (That is what its from right?)
  4. Juliet316 Jedi Grand Master

  5. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

  6. GenAntilles Jedi Master

    Yeah, I could totally design a much better zombie fortress.
  7. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

  8. GenAntilles Jedi Master

    Well if I were given a blank check I would first find a high undersea mountain, preferably as close to the Artic or Antartic as possible. Build a tower that reaches the surface, then dig down into the mountain and set up a NORAD style facility. Dig further down to get geo-thermal power as well as hydrolectric from the sea. Create live stock spaces down there, farming, aquaculture. I would only use animals born in the facilty, no zombie fish. The cold, water, and depth, should be more than enough to protect me from any zombies.
  9. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

    Zombies can just walk in the water you realize this right?
  10. GenAntilles Jedi Master

    Since when have zombies been able to swim the freezing waters of the Artic, then dig by hand through a mountain?

    But just in case there will be a mine field.
  11. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

    Not swim.
    Just walk along the bottom. It was in the Zombie Survival Guide...

    Plus maybe they could float
  12. GenAntilles Jedi Master

    Yes but surely the the pressure and cold would take care of their brittle forms. And I suppose if one could survive the cold and floated up to the tower... it would still need to get through a door of the best metal 4 feet thick, then the same door again. Then get to the elevator, trick my sensors, bypass the fail-safe flamethrowers, get to the bottom, get past my sentry guns, break through the containment wall... if after all that the zombie still gets through I think he deserves to win. :p
  13. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

    I must say your plan is very well thought out.

    But at the same time, why have you thought this out?
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  14. GenAntilles Jedi Master

    I'm like Batman when it comes to this. I have a plan for what to do if ninjas attacked my house right now. Always be prepared.
  15. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

    Ninjas?[face_thinking]o_O

    ...

    Really?
  16. GenAntilles Jedi Master


    Yep. Robot Uprising, Zombie Apocalypse, Alien Invasion, Red Dawn style invasion, Predator hunting me, Ninja clan trying to kill me, etc...
  17. LegacyJedi Jedi Knight

    Wait, is it 2012 already?
  18. Juliet316 Jedi Grand Master

    Yes. In five more months the world will come to a fiery, watery, cataclismic end.[face_skull]
  19. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

    ...

    You're not paranoid are you?
  20. GenAntilles Jedi Master

    No, I fully expect I'll never have to implement any of my plans. But it's nice to have them anyway.

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