Discussion in 'Community' started by Aytee-Aytee, May 28, 2012.
Attack in corpus christi..by vampire?
Zombies in Detroit? It would be like a real life Black Ops Zombies. I would want to go.
You're avatar is BRILLIANT Cal Jedi. (That is what its from right?)
Anti - Zombie strongholds for sale.
Yeah, I could totally design a much better zombie fortress.
Well if I were given a blank check I would first find a high undersea mountain, preferably as close to the Artic or Antartic as possible. Build a tower that reaches the surface, then dig down into the mountain and set up a NORAD style facility. Dig further down to get geo-thermal power as well as hydrolectric from the sea. Create live stock spaces down there, farming, aquaculture. I would only use animals born in the facilty, no zombie fish. The cold, water, and depth, should be more than enough to protect me from any zombies.
Zombies can just walk in the water you realize this right?
Since when have zombies been able to swim the freezing waters of the Artic, then dig by hand through a mountain?
But just in case there will be a mine field.
Just walk along the bottom. It was in the Zombie Survival Guide...
Plus maybe they could float
Yes but surely the the pressure and cold would take care of their brittle forms. And I suppose if one could survive the cold and floated up to the tower... it would still need to get through a door of the best metal 4 feet thick, then the same door again. Then get to the elevator, trick my sensors, bypass the fail-safe flamethrowers, get to the bottom, get past my sentry guns, break through the containment wall... if after all that the zombie still gets through I think he deserves to win.
I must say your plan is very well thought out.
But at the same time, why have you thought this out?
I'm like Batman when it comes to this. I have a plan for what to do if ninjas attacked my house right now. Always be prepared.
Yep. Robot Uprising, Zombie Apocalypse, Alien Invasion, Red Dawn style invasion, Predator hunting me, Ninja clan trying to kill me, etc...
Wait, is it 2012 already?
Yes. In five more months the world will come to a fiery, watery, cataclismic end.
You're not paranoid are you?
No, I fully expect I'll never have to implement any of my plans. But it's nice to have them anyway.