Clone Wars Maul lost his junk?

yeah but it will rise again...because the dead do come back.

I give any lock-happy moderators permission to lock this thread.

Wait it just hit me. Maul lost his junk twice.

Bear with me here. His original manhood went falling down a shaft never to be found again, so the dark side of the force overcompensated for his lost testicles with an absurdly large spider abdomen. We were all SO confused by its existence, but I think I finally figured it out: a spider's testes are actually located on the underside of its abdomen, so the dark side was really just helping a guy out by giving him much bigger junk. Now, male spiders actually use their pedipalps (those big things at the head that almost look like eyes) as a means of injection, but I'm sure the dark side noted his overgrown horns and thought those were both phallic and lethal enough to provide proper sperm injection, and were located in a near enough position on the body to be plausible.

The dark side was really just trying to give the guy a break. That man-hating b**** talzin on the other hand was the one who castrated him once and for all.

Needed to be said.

Never! We have to talk about Darth Maul's balls! So, does a Zabrak's carpet match the drapes? This is still PG right?

Totally.

After reading through this thread, I feel I should make a generic Brothers-was-amazing-and-Mau'ls-return-was-executed-reasonably-well post where it sounds like I state my opinion as if it were the fact, to compete with other posts.

Eh, this will do.

You mean you haven't already said that anywhere?

I try to only state my opinion as if it were fact here when I'm irritated by others doing the same. So, probably.

I love the direction this thread took.

.....this thread.... it just won't.....stay....on course.....!

What happened to the emoticons?

This thread should be beheaded by Obiwan btw!

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p.s. Sammon, no i dont imagine that quotes from mr. filoni. You should read some of his interviews, they are very hard to go through but informative to understand that the whole show heading directly to a huge disaster...

Looking back at my posts and seeing ponies next to my Flash Gordon poster makes me want to vomit.

I say we take up arms on the dawn...

april 1st...*sigh*

This actually happened in TCW, must've missed that!

but but they are just so cute and so cheery....

They arent cute! kill em with fire!

I've only read the first page, but am I the only one who really does not want to give any thought to Maul's junk?