Discussion in 'Expanded Universe' started by CPL_Macja, Mar 24, 2012.
What did I do?
Thank you Mac
I say again...what did I do?
Search your feelings, and the answer you will discover.
Not you, her, and she's in your head, so thats where you cop it sweet mate.
She's not in my head! Look!
*runs around pestering Abydonians*
Hey, this is fun!!
That's not very nice...
**Travels to Abydos to sell the natives the incantations that will bring forth a Zombie Jar Jar.**
Nice try...no one else knows where it is. And even if you did find it, the VSD in orbit can handle things
It's harmless fun! I'm one of them...they know how I act!
Incidentally Danny (me) is a hero on Abydos...they wouldn't do anything to harm him (me) or Lenea. So ha!
Oh but I do. You see I have this compass. It doesn't point north, then again I wasn't trying to find north was I?
As for that old VSD. I bribed one of your crew to let me past. So hard to find good help these days. Yet another reason I prefer to work alone.
Pirates reference... really? Even if you found the right planet (doubtful) Danny (me) is idolized here...you couldn't pay them enough to do something like summon it. Same for Lenea.
Yeah! They would never do that! No matter how much you bribe them you di'kut!
Well if they don't want to summon the ZJJ that is their issue. I am just selling them the means to do so.
In point of fact, they'd give whatever you gave them to me. At which point its getting sent back to the Cantina's cellar...where stuff of that nature belongs.
So long as I get paid, it makes no difference to me.
It matters to mesa!
*jetpacks out of thread*
NO ONE SUMMONED YOU HERE FOUL CREATURE!!
BURN IT!! Oh wait...he's at the Temple...nevermind...
*jetpacks back into thread*
Did someone mention...burning?
*primes flame projector*
Finally something good from the Mando! BURN IT!!!
What is in it for me?
NOT OUR SOULS!! Any money you want though...creds, gold, platinum, silver, diamonds, you name it!
PLEASE BURN THE FOUL CREATURE!!