The New Jedi Trials (Chu'unthor II)

What?

No, I am just really good at time management. Remember I have a job now.

Yes...last time I checked the NJT offsite, that job involved sleeping!

I don't have anything to do with the NJT offsite. You talk to the council there.

You're a member there! How can you not have anything to do with it?

I'm a member, but I'm not an administrator, just a member. Only Council members get those powers over there.

Uhm.....meebr, Master? That sounds like Jar Jar speak to me!

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Now I can speak like two species -- Yoda's and Jar Jar's! And are you suuure you don't get it...?

You must be going mad. I think Abeloth has returned. Looks like Paddy is getting locked up.

...Okay, what the heck is Abeloth? I've heard that phrase twice before.

You don't read much EU, do you?

None at all, unfortunately. I've never found any EU books at my local bookstore!

That sucks. Some of it is decent.

"Some" of it is decent?

There is some really bad stuff too.

Bad in what way? Violence

No, just bad. Bad story, bad writing, bad.

Oh. You mean poor storytelling. How bad can those stories be?

I've only heard of one kind of EU story, and I disliked it anyhow.

Pretty bad. Also pretty lame.

How could a storyline be lame?