...is a very handy feature, but don't abuse it. It alerts every single online mod. If we have to deal with more joke reports, we'll start considering them as trolls reporting themselves (very nice of you, guys) and deal accordingly. Next time I post here will be to announce a "ban per fake report" policy, so don't test my patience.
Biyu we already knew what the D club was. Unfortunately we can still post, and it just comes across as if you're abusing your features as much as we are. Only we're regular users and you are...a mod.
There are other ways to discipline users for misbehavior, such as vacations. Since I'm sure you don't think that people ought to file frivolous reports without consequence, I'm wondering if you'd prefer bans were handed out? Don't abuse the system, and you won't be moderated.