Discussion in 'Community' started by TheGuardianofArlon, May 2, 2012.
Man, you'd need like an AK-47 at least! And I would definitely need clean underwear!
A cricket bat, duh.
They're bogans anyway, so no surprise anyway.
I just can't like that hard enough. lol
Are you sure your attacker wouldn't want to have sex with you at that point?
I'm not gonna lie, I'd be interested.
There's a girl in my class who said that it happened down the road from her.
Down the road is what? 200 kilometers?
Ha ha ha.
Someone needs to adapt this into a comic.
In this scenario, probably right there by the door, since there's no other way out of my apartment.
As for what I'd defend myself with, probably the tall lamp by the door.
Or a large pot with greens. Twice I have used a potted plant to bash a door in when with the firedept gaining access to the room where the fire was. And each time it was a Ficus.
So battle royale/the hunger games punishment?
I must say this thread, despite the topic, is so far full of win
I would start throwing Bibles at him.
Let he who is without sin cast the first bible.
Buy Bill? I'll just borrow him!