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JCC What would you defend yourself by if your neighbor came at you with a chainsaw?

Discussion in 'Community' started by TheGuardianofArlon, May 2, 2012.

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  1. Piltdown Jedi Master

    [IMG]
    Piltdown, May 2, 2012
    #21
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  2. Lady Sami Jedi Master

    Man, you'd need like an AK-47 at least! And I would definitely need clean underwear!
    Lady Sami, May 2, 2012
    #22

  3. Darth Guy Force Ghost

    Of course.
    Darth Guy, May 2, 2012
    #23

  4. Katana Geldar Jedi Master

    A cricket bat, duh.

    They're bogans anyway, so no surprise anyway.
    Katana Geldar, May 2, 2012
    #24

  5. HealerLeona Jedi Grand Master


    I just can't like that hard enough. lol
    HealerLeona, May 2, 2012
    #25
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  6. FiveThreeOhNine Jedi Grand Master

    Are you sure your attacker wouldn't want to have sex with you at that point?

    I'm not gonna lie, I'd be interested.
    FiveThreeOhNine, May 2, 2012
    #26

  7. Katana Geldar Jedi Master

    There's a girl in my class who said that it happened down the road from her.
    Katana Geldar, May 2, 2012
    #27

  8. FiveThreeOhNine Jedi Grand Master

    Down the road is what? 200 kilometers?
    FiveThreeOhNine, May 2, 2012
    #28

  9. Katana Geldar Jedi Master

    Ha ha ha.
    Katana Geldar, May 2, 2012
    #29

  10. Jabba-wocky Jedi Grand Master

    LOL
    Jabba-wocky, May 2, 2012
    #30

  11. MrZAP Jedi Master

    Someone needs to adapt this into a comic.
    MrZAP, May 2, 2012
    #31
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  12. Havac Moderator of Your Temporary Lit Substitute

    In this scenario, probably right there by the door, since there's no other way out of my apartment.

    As for what I'd defend myself with, probably the tall lamp by the door.
    Havac, May 2, 2012
    #32

  13. earlybird Jedi Master

    Or a large pot with greens. Twice I have used a potted plant to bash a door in when with the firedept gaining access to the room where the fire was. And each time it was a Ficus.
    earlybird, May 2, 2012
    #33
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  14. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

    So battle royale/the hunger games punishment?

    okay...

    I must say this thread, despite the topic, is so far full of win
    TheGuardianofArlon, May 3, 2012
    #34

  15. Join the Schwarz Community Manager

    I would start throwing Bibles at him.
    Join the Schwarz, May 3, 2012
    #35

  16. Kiki-Gonn Jedi Master

    Let he who is without sin cast the first bible.
    Kiki-Gonn, May 3, 2012
    #36
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  17. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

    :rolleyes:
    TheGuardianofArlon, May 4, 2012
    #37

  18. Lord_Vivec Jedi Grand Master

    Buy Bill? I'll just borrow him!
    Lord_Vivec, May 4, 2012
    #38
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