Author Topic: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
Connemara  12844 posts
Registered: Nov '00
42065_Padme
Date Posted: 6/18/03 1:52pm Subject: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large - Date Edited: 1/11/05 10:22am (4 edits total) Edited By: Katya_Jade
The JC's resident love doc is on duty right here in this little thread to help guide you through your romantic dilemmas and misdemeanors. Don't worry, no matter how dire or drastic your case, I've heard worse, and probably even cured worse!

Feel free to vent whatever you want involving romance here, and I will personally give you the very best advice I can on the matter. If you would rather your problem be kept private, never fear, I answer PMs just as readily, as do the associate love docs listed below.

Please feel free also to post your opinion even if you aren't one of my assistants. happy


Associate Love Doctors

DarthBane420

FlamingSword

Jymm_Roquand

Cubie_Hole


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Hurricane_AYBABTU  61 posts
Registered: Jun '02
Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:03pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large

I'll help. Here's the best advice I can give --


If you are so sad that you have to ask for romance advice on a Star Wars message board, then you should try to avoid dating at all costs. It will be a waste of time, because you are going to die alone.

AYBABTU

 

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FlamingSword  10057 posts
Registered: Jun '01
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:06pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
AYBABTU, we're all geeks and although I would never blindly follow the advice given here, there's no harm in listening. How are we any different than other strangers, aquantances, and yes, even friends?

I'm not one to go gabbing about my love life with the few close female friends I have. We're just not like that. But I do trust a lot of online friends I've made. I never ever follow their advice blindly, and often don't follow it at all.

But just knowing someone is listening helps. Just knowing that there's someone out there with the same problem you have can be a big relief. I have gotten more good advice from my online friends than my real life ones. More crappy advice too, but let's not mention that. wink

 

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oldbenk31  511 posts
Registered: Feb '03
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:06pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
How about if you come to a sw message board and down a perfectly harmless and fun thread. I guess that person would be lower than the people who post here for fun and amusement.

 

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Short Round McFly  15588 posts
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:09pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
How can I make an older woman wanna do the naughty?

 

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Vader666  8353 posts
Registered: Mar '03
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:17pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
Oh.. so you're the expert. I see...

My words of wisdom...

Love ain't worth it. Live life in peace and harmony....

 

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solojones  33500 posts
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:19pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
In that case, Rhett, I'm never going to prom with you, you SW Message Board geek! tongue

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

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Jobo  5003 posts
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:21pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
'Scuse me, I have a question.



I asked a girl out and she said no. I asked her again, and her answer remained. I have been steadily asking her for the past 8 months now. She has called in officials and everything to monitor me. But she hasn't said yes. Why hasn't she said yes? I want her to be in love with me, but she's not. This makes no sense... she should be in love with me. Please help me.
_jOBO

 

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Vader666  8353 posts
Registered: Mar '03
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:25pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
Jobo

Forget her and find another girl. There are plenty....

 

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dp4m  36462 posts
Registered: Nov '01
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:34pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
If you are so sad that you have to ask for romance advice on a Star Wars message board, then you should try to avoid dating at all costs. It will be a waste of time, because you are going to die alone.

Here's a spoiler for you -- YOU WILL DIE ALONE!

tongue

 

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Jobo  5003 posts
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:37pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
But I can't forget her. SHe's the light of my day, when she gives me those looks and says, "Go away!" Oh, how I live for each day with her! When will she gain lust for me?
_jOBO

 

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malkieD2  26303 posts
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Registered: Jun '02
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:41pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
Conn before I pour my heart to you, what personal qualifications do you have to give relationship advice ? I need to know if the advice you gives comes from experience (which I'd prefer) or from reading or hearing about it ?

I know you ran the matchmaking game recently, but match making is quite different to helping with love problems.

Thanks happy

 

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Vader666  8353 posts
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 2:43pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
'Cause you only feel alive
When you dream at night
Even though she's not real it's alright..

 

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Augustus-of-Rome  1152 posts
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 3:37pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
there was this one person i liked and so i secretly put chicken soup in her locker as a nice present but little did i know she is allergic to poultry and now she is in the hospital and the doctors say they have to amputate her ears and so i am kind of sad but do you think i should say anything or can i blame it on my best friend and then beat him with my karate so she will then say 'oh you saved me from the poultry villian!?" !?!?!??!?!? !

 

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Jobo  5003 posts
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 3:42pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
That was me.
_jOBO

 

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FateNaberrie  11741 posts
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Date Posted: 6/18/03 3:47pm Subject: RE: Love/romance advice lounge- no question too small, no question too large
they had lockers in the Roman Empire?

 

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