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Jymm_Roquand Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:34pm Subject: Pickup lines
	Funny, stupid, cute or classic, post them all. But don't forget to mind the TOS. One of my faves: "I'm not in love with you because you're someone I could live with. I'm in love with you because you're someone I can't live without." or "You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad." -----signature----- It feels so good to cut so deep, cool metal in soft warm tissue and bleed the red life out.
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PlastiqPhantom Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:35pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	You don't look 73. -----signature----- Ideas are bulletproof.
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beezel26 Registered: May '03	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:36pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	Wow! your just beautiful, really! Did it once, to a bank teller. Then she showed me her wedding ring!
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New_York_Jedi Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:37pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	Hey, baby, wanna see my lightsabre? Well, it works here.....
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Jaina_Solo_15 Registered: Dec '02	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:40pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	Can I get your autograph? You're so beautiful you must be a celebrity. -----signature----- Proud Dark Lady of the DLC
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Darth-Jaguar Registered: Jun '00	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:40pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	Doesn't look turned on New_York_Jedi. -----signature----- A teacher is never a giver of truth. He is a guide, a pointer to the truth that each student must find for himself. A good teacher is merely a catalyst. - Bruce Lee Obi-Wan, now that's a name that I've not heard in a long time, a long time. - Obi-Wan
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Bib Fortuna, Twi'lek Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:40pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	I have the biggest post count you'll ever see! -----signature----- Delta 5 in the EUDF, armed with a canon cannon Comic Book Guy: Once again, my underwear has become tangled in a cow catcher. Homer: Unguarded breakfast, the sweetest taboo. Ralph: It tastes like burning! I have more posts than you.
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Im_just_guessing Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:40pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	"I'm horny, you know there's a coat closet over in the other room..." ^^^^ Actually used! She was smitten after that. Though we didn't go in the coat closet...of course I never intended to go in there...long story short it had the intended result. IJG -----signature----- Many Bothans died to bring you Balrog_Paradox's posts.
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New_York_Jedi Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:42pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	Of course it's not turned on for you, perv. Your a guy.
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ACloneWhoIsDifferent Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:44pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	do you like irc????? -----signature----- Ditch your icon! Support our moderators! lone wolf of eudf and canon and love
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Darth-Jaguar Registered: Jun '00	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:45pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	I'm kidding. -----signature----- A teacher is never a giver of truth. He is a guide, a pointer to the truth that each student must find for himself. A good teacher is merely a catalyst. - Bruce Lee Obi-Wan, now that's a name that I've not heard in a long time, a long time. - Obi-Wan
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New_York_Jedi Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:46pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	So was I. face Suspicious
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MariahJade2 Title: Former Fan Fiction Archive Editor Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:49pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	The one I remember the most is this one. "Want to go to Spain with me? " -----signature----- Have a question or suggestion for the Archive? Ask the NEWBS! Thank you Phillies! World Series Champs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7CI39brXvw "Why can't us" Best line of 2008
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anakin_girl Title: Founding Member & Retired FF CR Charlotte , NC Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 3/6/04 6:56pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	I had this one used on me once: "Are you registered to vote?" I married him later. -----signature----- "A person should not believe in an -ism, a person should believe in himself." Ferris Bueller
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royalguard96 Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 3/6/04 7:00pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	"Hey, wanna go back to my place, **** and have pizza? What, you don't like pizza?" "Do your feet hurt? Cause you look like you fell straight from the heavens." "I lost my number, can I have yours?" "Is your father a thief? Cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes." -----signature----- How I rank the Star Wars movies: 1. ANH; 1. ESB; 1. ROTJ; 1. TPM; 1. AOTC; 1. ROTS
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CieSharp Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 3/6/04 7:04pm Subject: RE: Pickup lines
	Do you play SWG? -----signature----- Duel of the Fates - Translation and Purports from Sanskrit http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=11461050 Star Wars and Hinduism \| http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=11178560 http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=11384555
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