Author Topic: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Sith_Sensei__Prime  5347 posts
Registered: May '00
Date Posted: 6/2/09 4:51pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
I was reading this article Top 25 Women of Sci-Fi
and I disagree with most of the list. Here's my Top 25 List of the Women of Sci-Fi.


25. Six of One (Tripping the Rift)

Just a simply a sex pot.














24. Xena

There's just something sexy about a woman the knows how to handle long objects. Plus, fans want to know if she screams like that in other aspects of her life.













23. Ultraviolet

Looking at her too long and in the wrong way could be hazardous to your health. However, many task the risk.















22. Aeon Flux

Tall and slender dressed in black. If looks could kill, it would just be another weapon at her disposal.















21. Lois Lane (Lois and Clark)

Lois Lane over shadowed the Man of Steel in the Lois and Clark series. As a result, Teri Hatcher knocked off Cindy Margolis as the most downloaded woman on the internet.













20. Buffy

Blood suckers beware, she'll give you something to suck on that's long and pointy.
























19. Death Strike

She could go toe to toe with Wolverine, and still look hot doing it.














18. T'Pol

Probably every Trekkie fanboy dream, a female Spock.




















17. The Baroness

Although not release yet, it's certain that the Baroness will bring the heat and create those hot August nights in G.I. Joe


















16. Kate Austin (Lost)

From the land of the Lost, fans found this hottie all that and a bag of chips. Dudes dig the bad girl.




















15. Evelyn Carnahan (The Mummy Returns)

Her historical catfight will be fondly remembered.





























14. Cameron Phillips

Proves Skynet knows the key demographics to target.
















13. Lana Lang (Smallville)

When Smallville hit the WB, almost everyone that watched the show said, "Who's that girl?" So exotic, she can melt the heart of the boy that would be Superman.

















12. Gwen DeMarco (Galaxy Quest)

Sure, she just repeats what the computer says, but isn't it better to interface with her instead of a circuit board?
















11. Orion Slave Girl

Talk about going green. The Orion Slave Girl is simply a classic.
















10. Selene

Here's a vampire that doesn't suck, as she knows how to get her gun off.
















9. Catwoman (Julie Newmar)

Cats have nine lives and Julie Newmar is number one of the catwomen.
















8. Barbarella

Opening the door to the sexy side of Sci-Fi
















7. Les-Bionic Woman

It's time to have a homosexual hero.
















6. Nancy Calahan

Well tie me up and drag me back to Nancy's place
















5. Elvira

Big hair among other thingies. Scary and sexy, Elvira is full of tricks and treats.

















4. 7 of 9

She saved Voyager from being cancelled and made uni-tards sexy
















3. Slave Girl Leia

Probably the most popular female Star Wars costume and the source of many wet dreams of teenage boys and the 80's.
















2. Lara Croft

Video game icon, Lara Croft is the queen on video games. She proved that a female can be the lead protagonist and sell merchandise. She's anything and everything.
















1. Wonder Woman

nuff said.

 

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Sith_Sensei__Prime  5347 posts
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Date Posted: 6/2/09 5:52pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
FINAL SUPPLEMENTAL WARS SCORES:

Amber Heard: 1
CAROLINA ARDOHAIN: 9

VANESSA MINNILLO: 8
Yunjin Kim: 2

Liv Tyler: 2
MONICA BELLUCCI: 8
















Now for today's Supplemental Matchups:

MARIZA PRINCE (0-1)


vs.

NICOLETA LUCIU (0-1)

















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FAREN WILLIAMS (0-1)


vs.

ELITA LOFBLAD (0-1)

















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CHRISTY HEMME (0-1)


vs.

SARA VARONE (0-1)




















The Voting Polls are open

CAST YOUR VOTE!


 

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TIEPilot051999  23215 posts
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Date Posted: 6/2/09 8:46pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Mariza
Elita
Christy

 

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Rouge Null  8694 posts
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Date Posted: 6/2/09 9:49pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Mariza
Elita
Sara

 

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Goddess-Jaina-Redick  1467 posts
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Date Posted: 6/2/09 9:51pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Rouge Null posted:
Mariza
Elita
Sara


This.

 

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jedisrm  1647 posts
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Date Posted: 6/3/09 12:25am Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
monica
veronika
lucy
Mariza
Elita
Christy


 

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Daft-Vader  8117 posts
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Date Posted: 6/3/09 2:37am Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
NICOLETA LUCIU

ELITA LOFBLAD

SARA VARONE

 

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Jedi Merkurian  11889 posts
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Date Posted: 6/3/09 6:29am Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Nicoleta
Faren
Sara

 

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Post525  51 posts
Registered: Dec '08
Date Posted: 6/3/09 5:29pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Mariza
Elita
Christy

 

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Denside 
Registered: Mar '09
Date Posted: 6/4/09 3:21pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Mariza
abstain
Sara

Hey, how about getting Penny Mathis in the mix at some point in the future?

 

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camxg1977 
Registered: Nov '08
Date Posted: 6/4/09 3:23pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Mariza
Elita
Sara

 

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monikie 
Registered: Mar '09
Date Posted: 6/4/09 3:25pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Mariza
Faren
Sara

 

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Sith_Sensei__Prime  5347 posts
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Date Posted: 6/4/09 4:18pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~ - Date Edited: 6/6/09 2:36pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Sith-Lord-Gunray
FINAL REGULAR HOTTIE WARS:

Stephanie Ly: 2
MONICA LEIGH: 4

Barbie Griffin: 2
VERONIKA ZEMANOVA: 4

Karen McDougal: 1
LUCY PINDER: 5


Supplemental Voting Polls Remain Open





Now for today's Regular Hottie Wars Matchups:



ROSIE JONES


vs.

MONICA LEIGH

















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PENELOPE CRUZ


v.

VERONICA ZEMANOVA




















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Denside posted:
Mariza


Hey, how about getting Penny Mathis in the mix at some point in the future?

I'm always open to taking requests.









PENNY MATHIS


vs.

LUCY PINDER




















THE VOTING POLLS ARE OPEN

CAST YOUR VOTE!!!




edit: nips.

 

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Rouge Null  8694 posts
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Date Posted: 6/4/09 6:04pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Monica
Penelope
Lucy

 

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SNAr 
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Date Posted: 6/4/09 10:02pm Subject: ~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~
Mariza
Elita
Sara

Monica
Veronika
Lucy

 

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