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comet1440 Registered: Jan '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:09pm Subject: Is this a good application?
	I am making an application for a job as an editor for a website, this is what I have so far. before you read it I know its not true, im just trying to get the job. Dear {blank}, I am inquiring about the co-editing position mentioned on your website. I am interested in becoming part of your editing staff, and feel that I am perfect for the job. I am a Howard University graduate, and have a degree in philosophy. I am a very dedicated and skilled worker, and if you decide to hire me I will put forth the most effort possible to make sure I do an excellent job. Some of my previous jobs include being an administrator at my local library and being programmer for a web firm. I am a master of almost all programming languages including Java-script, HTML and many others. I have viewed all of the real world/road rules challenges to date and have a thorough understanding of the plot and the conflict between the cast within the show. I am perfect for the job. if you would like to hire me or know more about me you can call me at {cant let any girls here see this} or simply email me back. sincerely Steven Austin any suggestions?, and if you knew nothing about me than whats above would you hire me?
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GIMER Title: YJCC Manager Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:11pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	As long as you don't show them that you don't spell very well, they should believe it... until they ask for your references. -----signature----- "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein (Ward Room #320) Sometimes people leave you halfway through the woods.
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Darth_Snowball Registered: Jan '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:11pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	Don't ever consider coaching Notre Dame in the future. (Will anyone get that reference?) -----signature----- "I'm not the baddest man in the world, but I'll show you where I buried him." *"King Obvious" of the Knights of The 3SA Sarcasm Table* Cody Reeves 4ever Miss you, you big dumb Snoopy Love, Juli
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saerah Registered: May '99	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:14pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	Lying is not a good thing.
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-Beautiful- Registered: Sep '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:14pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	No. -----signature----- Bush sux
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Palps_is_the_Pope Registered: Oct '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:14pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	So, you lie about stuff and try to sound sophisticated. Great idea. -----signature----- Yo I'm the pope.
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k3po Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:15pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	LMAO, your a graduate from Howard University and you wrote that. Not one person would believe that. It remided me of the black guy selling magazines in office Space.
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Siths_Revenge Registered: Jul '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:23pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	Road Rules fan, eh? -----signature----- "We seem to be made to suffer."
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GIMER Title: YJCC Manager Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:23pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	Howard University is the local Dog Obedience School. -----signature----- "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein (Ward Room #320) Sometimes people leave you halfway through the woods.
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Planet-Saturn Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:24pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application? - Date Edited: 10/18/04 1:41pm (1 edits total) Edited By: malkieD2
	malkie edit mild flame -----signature----- WINNER OF THE 2004 JEDI DRAFT AND TOURNEY HOST Insidious Insects They Live in My Brain, They have Drilled Through My Skull In Secret They Tell Me To Steal The Power Source Look at my icon i am a dang tourney host
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SLR Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:26pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	Comet, why don't you just tell them the truth about yourself. Who wouldn't want to hire a 14 year old who claims to have sex with a girl whose pic he got off of the internet, makes up stories about hunting deer with a bb gun and all your other wacky adventures here on the JCC? -----signature----- *"Sir Tampon" of the Knights of The 3SA Sarcasm Table* Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series Champions Come on Eagles, we want another parade down Broad Street Fight on USC!!!
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jacemathem Registered: Oct '03	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:27pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	Who wouldn't want to hire a 14 year old who claims to have sex with a girl whose pic he got off of the internet, makes up stories about hunting deer with a bb gun and all your other wacky adventures here on the JCC? Me. -----signature----- Why are you looking at my signature? Read what I just wrote.
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ConcordDawn Registered: Jun '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:29pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	You need a resume and proof of credentials before they'll consider you. A snazzy email won't do a thing. Especially one that's ridden with lies.
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Jake_Barnes Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:32pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	I wouldn't hire you because any web-based editor will know that html isn't a programming language.
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comet1440 Registered: Jan '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:32pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	Lying is not a good thing. In this instance it is. No. Care to point out why? So, you lie about stuff and try to sound sophisticated. Great idea. 1. I am sophisticated. 2. I know its a great idea. LMAO, your a graduate from Howard University and you wrote that. Not one person would believe that. It remided me of the black guy selling magazines in office Space. he doesnt know anything about me (race, age, gender). Road Rules fan, eh? Yes. Thats the stupidest application I ever read, probably they will read it and then track you down and beat you up because it is so stupid and lame. Thanks for your input. Comet, why don't you just tell them the truth about yourself. Who wouldn't want to hire a 14 year old who claims to have sex with a girl whose pic he got off of the internet, makes up stories about hunting deer with a bb gun and all your other wacky adventures here on the JCC? 1. For some reason if he knew the truth about me I dont think he would hire me. 2. I am 15 now. 3. That picture IS my girlfriend and not a pic that I "got off the internet". 4. My stories are never a lie unless I state them as a lie.
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Darth_Snowball Registered: Jan '04	Date Posted: 10/18/04 1:33pm Subject: RE: Is this a good application?
	I miss the, I'm gonna cap a wounded deer with a daisy bb riffle. thread. -----signature----- "I'm not the baddest man in the world, but I'll show you where I buried him." *"King Obvious" of the Knights of The 3SA Sarcasm Table* Cody Reeves 4ever Miss you, you big dumb Snoopy Love, Juli
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