Author Topic: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
AnakinsGirl  3314 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:34pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
:o

that. is. brilliant.

i seriously wouldnt have thought about that.

 

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Darth-Seldon  11195 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:35pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
What is the exact Ferris quote?
"Fake a stomach cramp and as you are moaning and wailing, lick your palms. It is really childish and stupid but then again so is high school."

Anyway write that stuff in your agenda so you don't forget them.

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Darth_Ignant  28186 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:35pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
Anyone who would be fooled by that is ridiculously gullible.

 

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Moleman1138  12253 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:35pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
Maturity should come with age for most people. I passed those years of faking sick. A good one once in a while may be good.

 

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TheFoolWhoFollowsHim  3940 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:36pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
I think "ridiculously gullible" is her only hope at this point.

 

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AnakinsGirl  3314 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:37pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
actually, this is the first time faking sick since middle school. no joke.

 

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TheFoolWhoFollowsHim  3940 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:38pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
That explains why you've botched it so horribly.

 

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Jedi_Jimbo  11280 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:40pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks - Date Edited: 12/9/04 12:44pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_Jimbo
I wouldn't worry until you know if there is something to worry about.

I fake a sick day when I feel I have been worked into the ground and they will not let me have a day bookd off.

So my theory ... sod it.

EDIT
Anyway, you will learn from your mistakes.
You are young. I wouldn't stress too much. If it is your first time doing this then you won't be suspected as much as someone who does it alot.
Hence the 'don't abuse the sick system' comment.
It's for emergencies and other important reasons.
Also NEVER use a family illness or death as an excuse. You are just tempting fate to teach you a lesson.

You see?

 

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Moleman1138  12253 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:44pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
If it were up to me, I would have faked every day of middle school. Right now I have no reason because everything is much more smoother.

 

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droideka27  22833 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:53pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
going home halfway through the day WAS a poor choice.

But you can't do anything about it now.

Whenever I feel sick (whether i am actually sick or just over stressed or something) I sleep like all day. Also, don't eat very much at dinner.

 

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AnakinsGirl  3314 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:57pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
actually i went home 3rd hour. seeing as how i have 8 periods plus lunch, i still figured it was pretty early.

 

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droideka27  22833 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:59pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
That's probably even worse. You felt fine enough in the morning to go to school with your normal attitude and no complaints whatsoever, and bailed after a few hours.

 

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AnakinsGirl  3314 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 12:59pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
no one saw me complain or not! i slept over at a friend's house last night so my parents havent talked to me in a day.

 

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Balrog_Paradox  8132 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 1:01pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks
I happen to be able to make my face really pale at will. That helps a lot. Make some retching noises like you're gonna puke in class, that usually helps too. And tell a bunch of people to say that you look like crap within earshot of teachers and the like.

 

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Jedi_Jimbo  11280 posts
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Date Posted: 12/9/04 1:02pm Subject: RE: Faking Sick- tips and tricks - Date Edited: 12/9/04 1:03pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_Jimbo
Well I have to say I have felt terrible and still gone to work.
I never complained or whined but still went home when I felt enough was enough.
My boss respected the fact I tried to do the day.
I find it goes IN your favour to turn up then leave rather than not turn up at all.

EDITED for some horrible spelling mistakes.

 

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