Author Topic: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
OBIX1  16090 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 4:39pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Time to start posting G-S's Poof pics!

 

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Darth-Seldon  11188 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 4:40pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
When the casual jerk starts to pick at the prequels, I remind them of Yarael Poof, a sign of the genius of Lucas, a beacon of hope for those films. Poof destroyed Darth Kimball. Old Yarael took that yellow lightsaber and killed Kimball for the weakling that he was.

-Seldon

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 4:41pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Did I ever tell you about the time I went hunting with Yarael Poof? Anyway, Yarael decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all got on their knees and begged for their lives except for Fleagle.

 

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wicket1138  5405 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 4:43pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
*sigh* I miss him... YP and G-S... the Dad thread was 1 of my 2 favorite threads of all time... sure, most of the people contributing to it (including myself and friends) were not very funny... but whenever G-S entered that thread... good times... fantastic laughs... *sigh*

 

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Jedi_Satimber  38883 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 4:46pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Where the Heck is Mr. Neck????




Mystety indeed.

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 4:54pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Yarael and I have been good friends. He holds his cards close to himself, but I have been able to gleam a few bits of little known information about him which I will share with the rest of you.

1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.

2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.

3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.

4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.

5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.

 

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Darth-Seldon  11188 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 4:58pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Poof also:

6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep

-Seldon

 

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DarthTunick  32015 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 4:58pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.




Can he still talk, ala Futurama?

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 5:02pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match

 

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Darth-Seldon  11188 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 7:21pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack of the clones.

 

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KnightWriter  34436 posts
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Date Posted: 2/9/05 9:02pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Mr. Neck had something to do with it as well.

 

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Darth_Deception  9637 posts
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Date Posted: 2/10/05 4:47pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
*laughs at the olbies and midbies*

It's so easy to mess with you all!

 

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Jedi-Anakin-Solo  9412 posts
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Date Posted: 2/10/05 4:49pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
I miss Mr. Neck! cry

 

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FigChrystie  4228 posts
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Date Posted: 2/10/05 4:50pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
*laughs at the olbies and midbies*

It's so easy to pretend like I was kidding!



Fixed it for ya, brota.

 

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Lobot_Omy  10575 posts
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Date Posted: 2/10/05 4:51pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
He's my dad.

 

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