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wicket1138  5405 posts
Registered: Mar '02
6200_Wicket
Date Posted: 2/11/05 12:40pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Why don't we just supply a link to this and let the poor newbs see for themselves?

 

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Darth_Deception  9637 posts
Registered: Nov '04
44297_501st Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 2/11/05 12:44pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.

 

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GrandAdmiralStrife  7132 posts
Title: Former FanForce CR
Austin, TX
 Registered: Jun '01
Date Posted: 2/11/05 2:14pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Did I ever tell you about the time I went hunting with Yarael Poof? Anyway, Yarael decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all got on their knees and begged for their lives except for Fleagle.

He did WHAT?
*runs off crying*

 
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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 2/11/05 2:28pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.

 

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Darth_Deception  9637 posts
Registered: Nov '04
44297_501st Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 2/11/05 2:31pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
86. Knows exactly what number i is.

 

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jedi_john_33  25395 posts
Registered: Sep '03
8190_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 2/11/05 2:33pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 2/11/05 2:46pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.

 

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And visit their graves on holidays at best
The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please
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Darth_Deception  9637 posts
Registered: Nov '04
44297_501st Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 2/11/05 2:48pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof= - Date Edited: 2/11/05 2:49pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Deception
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.
96. He ate the donut theory of the universe.
97. Shakespeare stole Macbeth from him.

 

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evil_sockpuppet  6981 posts
Registered: Apr '04
13719_StormTrooper Happy
Date Posted: 2/11/05 2:50pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.

Oh, so that's who that was!

I cry at "American Pie," too.

 

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Darth_Deception  9637 posts
Registered: Nov '04
44297_501st Stormtrooper
Date Posted: 2/11/05 2:53pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
93. Is the father of the race that E.T. belongs to.

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 2/11/05 3:37pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.
96. He ate the donut theory of the universe.
97. Shakespeare stole Macbeth from him.
98. Is the father of the race that E.T. belongs to.
99. Convinced Coca Cola to drop New Coke.
100. Is one of the few persons to turn down membership in Skull and Bones and survive.
101. Had persona non grata status in South Africa during the practice of Apartheid.
102. Only person to have ever been pardoned by both F.W. DeKlerk and Nelson Mandela.
103. Grows prize winning marigolds in his spare time.
104. Holds the patent for "The Clapper"
105. Held stock in Enron but sold his shares before the scandal hit Wall Street.
106. Can recite "Pulp Fiction" word for word in French.

 

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The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please
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jedi_john_33  25395 posts
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8190_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 2/11/05 3:39pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
107. He made the "Phantom Edit."

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 2/11/05 4:35pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.
96. He ate the donut theory of the universe.
97. Shakespeare stole Macbeth from him.
98. Is the father of the race that E.T. belongs to.
99. Convinced Coca Cola to drop New Coke.
100. Is one of the few persons to turn down membership in Skull and Bones and survive.
101. Had persona non grata status in South Africa during the practice of Apartheid.
102. Only person to have ever been pardoned by both F.W. DeKlerk and Nelson Mandela.
103. Grows prize winning marigolds in his spare time.
104. Holds the patent for "The Clapper"
105. Held stock in Enron but sold his shares before the scandal hit Wall Street.
106. Can recite "Pulp Fiction" word for word in French.
107. He made the "Phantom Edit."
108. Built a toilet using pieces of the Berlin Wall.
109. On the watch list for all Vegas casinos. Was believed to be card counting but the accusations couldn't be proved.
110. Knows who REALLY shot JR.
111. Choreographed Christopher Walken for the Fatboy Slim video "Weapon Of Choice".
112. Makes a wonderful French Silk pie.

 

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Date Posted: 2/11/05 5:38pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.
96. He ate the donut theory of the universe.
97. Shakespeare stole Macbeth from him.
98. Is the father of the race that E.T. belongs to.
99. Convinced Coca Cola to drop New Coke.
100. Is one of the few persons to turn down membership in Skull and Bones and survive.
101. Had persona non grata status in South Africa during the practice of Apartheid.
102. Only person to have ever been pardoned by both F.W. DeKlerk and Nelson Mandela.
103. Grows prize winning marigolds in his spare time.
104. Holds the patent for "The Clapper"
105. Held stock in Enron but sold his shares before the scandal hit Wall Street.
106. Can recite "Pulp Fiction" word for word in French.
107. He made the "Phantom Edit."
108. Built a toilet using pieces of the Berlin Wall.
109. On the watch list for all Vegas casinos. Was believed to be card counting but the accusations couldn't be proved.
110. Knows who REALLY shot JR.
111. Choreographed Christopher Walken for the Fatboy Slim video "Weapon Of Choice".
112. Makes a wonderful French Silk pie.
113. Infected Michael Jackson with his "disease" after Jackson stole his dance moves and gave him no credit.
114. Owns 49 1/2 shares of God.

 

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Date Posted: 2/11/05 5:52pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
I know this is a double post, and I hate double posts, but this needs its own post....

Yarael Poof has a brother!!!!

It's true!

look! Straight from the OS!



Now... what should we name him?
I'm thinkin Something very similar to Yarael. Poof is a given because it's his last name.

Yanael Poof?
Learay Poof?! Oh! That's a good one!

Any other suggestions?

Since I found this, I think I get to decide on the name after everybody suggests. happy

So...

115. Yarael Poof has a brother.

 

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