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Geo71  1256 posts
Registered: Jul '03
Date Posted: 7/27/05 4:56am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
172. Has a bus speed of 400MHz
173. Worked as an "elbow double" for Jessica Alba.
174. Knows where his towel's at.
175. Is able to calculate the ideal number of windows for any given building based purely on square footage.
176. Would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 7/30/05 12:49am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
177. Orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
178. Manufactures brooms in a private workshop in the Georgia backwoods.
179. Hosted the 1985 Grammy Awards and gave every award to Corey Hart.
180. Starred in a production of "The King And I" on Broadway. While on stage, he chloroformed the entire cast and spent the next two hours eating them on stage. The performance got good reviews.
181. All of the "Yes" album covers are Poof family photos.
182. Ate a homeless person on a dare.

 

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_Vengeance_  2592 posts
Title: Oregon FF VIP
 Registered: Jul '02
8160_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 7/30/05 1:18am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.
96. He ate the donut theory of the universe.
97. Shakespeare stole Macbeth from him.
98. Is the father of the race that E.T. belongs to.
99. Convinced Coca Cola to drop New Coke.
100. Is one of the few persons to turn down membership in Skull and Bones and survive.
101. Had persona non grata status in South Africa during the practice of Apartheid.
102. Only person to have ever been pardoned by both F.W. DeKlerk and Nelson Mandela.
103. Grows prize winning marigolds in his spare time.
104. Holds the patent for "The Clapper"
105. Held stock in Enron but sold his shares before the scandal hit Wall Street.
106. Can recite "Pulp Fiction" word for word in French.
107. He made the "Phantom Edit."
108. Built a toilet using pieces of the Berlin Wall.
109. On the watch list for all Vegas casinos. Was believed to be card counting but the accusations couldn't be proved.
110. Knows who REALLY shot JR.
111. Choreographed Christopher Walken for the Fatboy Slim video "Weapon Of Choice".
112. Makes a wonderful French Silk pie.
113. Infected Michael Jackson with his "disease" after Jackson stole his dance moves and gave him no credit.
114. Owns 49 1/2 shares of God.
115. Yarael Poof has a brother.
116. Urinated on Lenin's grave and laughed about it afterward with Boris Yeltsin
117. Calls Agen Kolar "Horny Toad"
118. Personally responsible for the Buffalo Bills never winning a Super Bowl
119. Chris Carter based "The X-Files" off of what Yarael would say in his sleep.
120. Sorts all of his M&M's by color and then throws away the red ones.
121. Blew up Krypton.
122. Wiped out the dinosaurs.
123. Punched a Monk in Tibet.
124. Threw darts at the Mona Lisa.
125. Chucked eggs at Castro's doorway.
126. Ran nude straight thru Nepal.
127. Spit his chew at the Taj Mahal.
128. No no one understands him but his woman.
129. Is the holder of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
130. Captured 17 fugitive Nazi war criminals inside of a week.
131. Wrote the lyrics for "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and sold the rights to Nirvana for $6.50
132. Dated Chandra Levy before she worked for Sen. Gary Condit.
133. Owns half of a restaurant in Washington DC where the house specialty is a dish called "Condoleeza Rice".
134. Has a brief cameo role in the Steve Martin film "LA Story".
135. Holds tenure at the Indiana State School of Engineering.
136. Played linebacker for the Oakland Raiders from 1987-1991.
137. Invented the snowcone and the bra on the same day.
138. Threw a chair at Geraldo Rivera.
139. Lived with the Amish for 6 years during the 1970s
140. Is fluent in Esperanto.
141. Mentored Albert Einstein as a child.
142. Eats a 20 stack of pancakes for breakfast every Sunday.
143. Is partly responsible for the foundation of the JC.
144. Helped zacparis get promoted to the rank of Mod.
145. Recruited Mr.NeckorYaraelPoof to his law firm, hence his disappearance.
146. Logged into BibFortunaorTwiLek's JC account to help him reach the ultimate post count.
147. Saved President Regan when he was shot at.
148. Went to live with the Indians during the French and Indian War.
149. Invented ketchup.
150. Only eats meatloaf with ketchup.
151. Cannot make it through a metal detector without it beeping.
152. Is the new Midwife for Katya-Jade
153. Taught Amos how to use
154. Stole Droidikas Avatar
155. Told Malkie to put Malkie in front of an Edit
156. Yarael Poof is Zacparis
157. Yarael Poof is not zacparis
158. Yarael Poof painted the real Mona Lisa. Michaelangelo copied him, but couldn't do the eyebrows right, so he just left them off.
159. Takes Dick Clark out of cryogenic hibernation on December 27th in preparation for New Year's Eve.
160. Convinced W. Mark Felt to reveal himself as "Deep Throat".
161. Served as First Assistant Director to the hit comedy film "Airplane!".
162. Knows whether or not this is the way to Amarillo
163. Poked Edgar Davids in both eyes as a child
164. Was responsible for the eruption of Krakatoa
165. Put the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong"
166. Makes me feel like a natural woman
167. Invented both Silly Putty and Velcro during one 17 hour drinking binge.
168. Has a pet fish named "Frog".
169. Is the father of 12 kids via sperm donation.
170. Served as a sniper in World War II with 79 confirmed kills to his name.
171. Drove across America in 6 days on a riding lawn mower in April of 1985.
172. Has a bus speed of 400MHz
173. Worked as an "elbow double" for Jessica Alba.
174. Knows where his towel's at.
175. Is able to calculate the ideal number of windows for any given building based purely on square footage.
176. Would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
177. Orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
178. Manufactures brooms in a private workshop in the Georgia backwoods.
179. Hosted the 1985 Grammy Awards and gave every award to Corey Hart.
180. Starred in a production of "The King And I" on Broadway. While on stage, he chloroformed the entire cast and spent the next two hours eating them on stage. The performance got good reviews.
181. All of the "Yes" album covers are Poof family photos.
182. Ate a homeless person on a dare.
183. Keeps Cthulhu under sedation and calls it his "pet"
184. Supplied Frankenfurter with the plans for Rocky
185. Gave birth (literally) to the first kazoo during a nasty hangover
186. Went back in time and hypnotised Nostradamus, and told him all about the future in Riddle Speak
187. Is actually represented by "0" in Binary
188. Took a bite of the Big Apple, and saw the other half of the worm
189. Used that other half to go fishing in Siberia, where he caught Nessie, and decided to drop her off in Scotland after they had spent the night together in Vegas, which was when he was suspected of counting cards.
190. Edited Paul's letter to the Romans
191. Wrote a nasty letter to the CEO of Heinz concerning copyright infringement, but ended up dropping the matter all together

165. Put the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong"
Argh, curses! I was totally going to add that until I saw you put it in!

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 8/9/05 4:01am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.
96. He ate the donut theory of the universe.
97. Shakespeare stole Macbeth from him.
98. Is the father of the race that E.T. belongs to.
99. Convinced Coca Cola to drop New Coke.
100. Is one of the few persons to turn down membership in Skull and Bones and survive.
101. Had persona non grata status in South Africa during the practice of Apartheid.
102. Only person to have ever been pardoned by both F.W. DeKlerk and Nelson Mandela.
103. Grows prize winning marigolds in his spare time.
104. Holds the patent for "The Clapper"
105. Held stock in Enron but sold his shares before the scandal hit Wall Street.
106. Can recite "Pulp Fiction" word for word in French.
107. He made the "Phantom Edit."
108. Built a toilet using pieces of the Berlin Wall.
109. On the watch list for all Vegas casinos. Was believed to be card counting but the accusations couldn't be proved.
110. Knows who REALLY shot JR.
111. Choreographed Christopher Walken for the Fatboy Slim video "Weapon Of Choice".
112. Makes a wonderful French Silk pie.
113. Infected Michael Jackson with his "disease" after Jackson stole his dance moves and gave him no credit.
114. Owns 49 1/2 shares of God.
115. Yarael Poof has a brother.
116. Urinated on Lenin's grave and laughed about it afterward with Boris Yeltsin
117. Calls Agen Kolar "Horny Toad"
118. Personally responsible for the Buffalo Bills never winning a Super Bowl
119. Chris Carter based "The X-Files" off of what Yarael would say in his sleep.
120. Sorts all of his M&M's by color and then throws away the red ones.
121. Blew up Krypton.
122. Wiped out the dinosaurs.
123. Punched a Monk in Tibet.
124. Threw darts at the Mona Lisa.
125. Chucked eggs at Castro's doorway.
126. Ran nude straight thru Nepal.
127. Spit his chew at the Taj Mahal.
128. No no one understands him but his woman.
129. Is the holder of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
130. Captured 17 fugitive Nazi war criminals inside of a week.
131. Wrote the lyrics for "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and sold the rights to Nirvana for $6.50
132. Dated Chandra Levy before she worked for Sen. Gary Condit.
133. Owns half of a restaurant in Washington DC where the house specialty is a dish called "Condoleeza Rice".
134. Has a brief cameo role in the Steve Martin film "LA Story".
135. Holds tenure at the Indiana State School of Engineering.
136. Played linebacker for the Oakland Raiders from 1987-1991.
137. Invented the snowcone and the bra on the same day.
138. Threw a chair at Geraldo Rivera.
139. Lived with the Amish for 6 years during the 1970s
140. Is fluent in Esperanto.
141. Mentored Albert Einstein as a child.
142. Eats a 20 stack of pancakes for breakfast every Sunday.
143. Is partly responsible for the foundation of the JC.
144. Helped zacparis get promoted to the rank of Mod.
145. Recruited Mr.NeckorYaraelPoof to his law firm, hence his disappearance.
146. Logged into BibFortunaorTwiLek's JC account to help him reach the ultimate post count.
147. Saved President Regan when he was shot at.
148. Went to live with the Indians during the French and Indian War.
149. Invented ketchup.
150. Only eats meatloaf with ketchup.
151. Cannot make it through a metal detector without it beeping.
152. Is the new Midwife for Katya-Jade
153. Taught Amos how to use
154. Stole Droidikas Avatar
155. Told Malkie to put Malkie in front of an Edit
156. Yarael Poof is Zacparis
157. Yarael Poof is not zacparis
158. Yarael Poof painted the real Mona Lisa. Michaelangelo copied him, but couldn't do the eyebrows right, so he just left them off.
159. Takes Dick Clark out of cryogenic hibernation on December 27th in preparation for New Year's Eve.
160. Convinced W. Mark Felt to reveal himself as "Deep Throat".
161. Served as First Assistant Director to the hit comedy film "Airplane!".
162. Knows whether or not this is the way to Amarillo
163. Poked Edgar Davids in both eyes as a child
164. Was responsible for the eruption of Krakatoa
165. Put the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong"
166. Makes me feel like a natural woman
167. Invented both Silly Putty and Velcro during one 17 hour drinking binge.
168. Has a pet fish named "Frog".
169. Is the father of 12 kids via sperm donation.
170. Served as a sniper in World War II with 79 confirmed kills to his name.
171. Drove across America in 6 days on a riding lawn mower in April of 1985.
172. Has a bus speed of 400MHz
173. Worked as an "elbow double" for Jessica Alba.
174. Knows where his towel's at.
175. Is able to calculate the ideal number of windows for any given building based purely on square footage.
176. Would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
177. Orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
178. Manufactures brooms in a private workshop in the Georgia backwoods.
179. Hosted the 1985 Grammy Awards and gave every award to Corey Hart.
180. Starred in a production of "The King And I" on Broadway. While on stage, he chloroformed the entire cast and spent the next two hours eating them on stage. The performance got good reviews.
181. All of the "Yes" album covers are Poof family photos.
182. Ate a homeless person on a dare.
183. Keeps Cthulhu under sedation and calls it his "pet"
184. Supplied Frankenfurter with the plans for Rocky
185. Gave birth (literally) to the first kazoo during a nasty hangover
186. Went back in time and hypnotised Nostradamus, and told him all about the future in Riddle Speak
187. Is actually represented by "0" in Binary
188. Took a bite of the Big Apple, and saw the other half of the worm
189. Used that other half to go fishing in Siberia, where he caught Nessie, and decided to drop her off in Scotland after they had spent the night together in Vegas, which was when he was suspected of counting cards.
190. Edited Paul's letter to the Romans
191. Wrote a nasty letter to the CEO of Heinz concerning copyright infringement, but ended up dropping the matter all together
192. Can lift over 300 times his own weight with just one hand.
193. Wrote Reagan's first innaugural speech on an air sickness bag while en route to Washington DC.
194. Impersonating Yarael Poof is a felony in 37 states punishable by a minimum of 20 years and a $250,000 fine.
195. Was almost arrested for impersonating himself but was pardoned when he showed proper ID.
196. Left a discarded coffee cup and bagel in Louvre. Usually, this would be of little importance except for the fact that said coffee cup and bagel were put on display in their own section of the museum which is adjacent to the Mona Lisa.
197. Cast a tiebreaking vote which gave the Papacy to Pope Benedict XVI.
198. Volunteers as a Scoutmaster for Boy Scout Troop 741 in Deale, Maryland.
199. Co-wrote Lionel Richie's smash hit "Dancin' On The Ceiling"
200. Once drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin".
201. Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
202. The Poof family crest is a picture of a baracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
203. Re-named Cat Stevens "Yusef Islam". He did NOT want to be called that.
204. Sold Nicholas Cage into slavery for 3 years in Thailand.

 

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And visit their graves on holidays at best
The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please
If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them
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Uric-Qel-Droma  2412 posts
Registered: Oct '04
15824_Obi-Wan Art
Date Posted: 8/9/05 4:26am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.
96. He ate the donut theory of the universe.
97. Shakespeare stole Macbeth from him.
98. Is the father of the race that E.T. belongs to.
99. Convinced Coca Cola to drop New Coke.
100. Is one of the few persons to turn down membership in Skull and Bones and survive.
101. Had persona non grata status in South Africa during the practice of Apartheid.
102. Only person to have ever been pardoned by both F.W. DeKlerk and Nelson Mandela.
103. Grows prize winning marigolds in his spare time.
104. Holds the patent for "The Clapper"
105. Held stock in Enron but sold his shares before the scandal hit Wall Street.
106. Can recite "Pulp Fiction" word for word in French.
107. He made the "Phantom Edit."
108. Built a toilet using pieces of the Berlin Wall.
109. On the watch list for all Vegas casinos. Was believed to be card counting but the accusations couldn't be proved.
110. Knows who REALLY shot JR.
111. Choreographed Christopher Walken for the Fatboy Slim video "Weapon Of Choice".
112. Makes a wonderful French Silk pie.
113. Infected Michael Jackson with his "disease" after Jackson stole his dance moves and gave him no credit.
114. Owns 49 1/2 shares of God.
115. Yarael Poof has a brother.
116. Urinated on Lenin's grave and laughed about it afterward with Boris Yeltsin
117. Calls Agen Kolar "Horny Toad"
118. Personally responsible for the Buffalo Bills never winning a Super Bowl
119. Chris Carter based "The X-Files" off of what Yarael would say in his sleep.
120. Sorts all of his M&M's by color and then throws away the red ones.
121. Blew up Krypton.
122. Wiped out the dinosaurs.
123. Punched a Monk in Tibet.
124. Threw darts at the Mona Lisa.
125. Chucked eggs at Castro's doorway.
126. Ran nude straight thru Nepal.
127. Spit his chew at the Taj Mahal.
128. No no one understands him but his woman.
129. Is the holder of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
130. Captured 17 fugitive Nazi war criminals inside of a week.
131. Wrote the lyrics for "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and sold the rights to Nirvana for $6.50
132. Dated Chandra Levy before she worked for Sen. Gary Condit.
133. Owns half of a restaurant in Washington DC where the house specialty is a dish called "Condoleeza Rice".
134. Has a brief cameo role in the Steve Martin film "LA Story".
135. Holds tenure at the Indiana State School of Engineering.
136. Played linebacker for the Oakland Raiders from 1987-1991.
137. Invented the snowcone and the bra on the same day.
138. Threw a chair at Geraldo Rivera.
139. Lived with the Amish for 6 years during the 1970s
140. Is fluent in Esperanto.
141. Mentored Albert Einstein as a child.
142. Eats a 20 stack of pancakes for breakfast every Sunday.
143. Is partly responsible for the foundation of the JC.
144. Helped zacparis get promoted to the rank of Mod.
145. Recruited Mr.NeckorYaraelPoof to his law firm, hence his disappearance.
146. Logged into BibFortunaorTwiLek's JC account to help him reach the ultimate post count.
147. Saved President Regan when he was shot at.
148. Went to live with the Indians during the French and Indian War.
149. Invented ketchup.
150. Only eats meatloaf with ketchup.
151. Cannot make it through a metal detector without it beeping.
152. Is the new Midwife for Katya-Jade
153. Taught Amos how to use
154. Stole Droidikas Avatar
155. Told Malkie to put Malkie in front of an Edit
156. Yarael Poof is Zacparis
157. Yarael Poof is not zacparis
158. Yarael Poof painted the real Mona Lisa. Michaelangelo copied him, but couldn't do the eyebrows right, so he just left them off.
159. Takes Dick Clark out of cryogenic hibernation on December 27th in preparation for New Year's Eve.
160. Convinced W. Mark Felt to reveal himself as "Deep Throat".
161. Served as First Assistant Director to the hit comedy film "Airplane!".
162. Knows whether or not this is the way to Amarillo
163. Poked Edgar Davids in both eyes as a child
164. Was responsible for the eruption of Krakatoa
165. Put the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong"
166. Makes me feel like a natural woman
167. Invented both Silly Putty and Velcro during one 17 hour drinking binge.
168. Has a pet fish named "Frog".
169. Is the father of 12 kids via sperm donation.
170. Served as a sniper in World War II with 79 confirmed kills to his name.
171. Drove across America in 6 days on a riding lawn mower in April of 1985.
172. Has a bus speed of 400MHz
173. Worked as an "elbow double" for Jessica Alba.
174. Knows where his towel's at.
175. Is able to calculate the ideal number of windows for any given building based purely on square footage.
176. Would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
177. Orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
178. Manufactures brooms in a private workshop in the Georgia backwoods.
179. Hosted the 1985 Grammy Awards and gave every award to Corey Hart.
180. Starred in a production of "The King And I" on Broadway. While on stage, he chloroformed the entire cast and spent the next two hours eating them on stage. The performance got good reviews.
181. All of the "Yes" album covers are Poof family photos.
182. Ate a homeless person on a dare.
183. Keeps Cthulhu under sedation and calls it his "pet"
184. Supplied Frankenfurter with the plans for Rocky
185. Gave birth (literally) to the first kazoo during a nasty hangover
186. Went back in time and hypnotised Nostradamus, and told him all about the future in Riddle Speak
187. Is actually represented by "0" in Binary
188. Took a bite of the Big Apple, and saw the other half of the worm
189. Used that other half to go fishing in Siberia, where he caught Nessie, and decided to drop her off in Scotland after they had spent the night together in Vegas, which was when he was suspected of counting cards.
190. Edited Paul's letter to the Romans
191. Wrote a nasty letter to the CEO of Heinz concerning copyright infringement, but ended up dropping the matter all together
192. Can lift over 300 times his own weight with just one hand.
193. Wrote Reagan's first innaugural speech on an air sickness bag while en route to Washington DC.
194. Impersonating Yarael Poof is a felony in 37 states punishable by a minimum of 20 years and a $250,000 fine.
195. Was almost arrested for impersonating himself but was pardoned when he showed proper ID.
196. Left a discarded coffee cup and bagel in Louvre. Usually, this would be of little importance except for the fact that said coffee cup and bagel were put on display in their own section of the museum which is adjacent to the Mona Lisa.
197. Cast a tiebreaking vote which gave the Papacy to Pope Benedict XVI.
198. Volunteers as a Scoutmaster for Boy Scout Troop 741 in Deale, Maryland.
199. Co-wrote Lionel Richie's smash hit "Dancin' On The Ceiling"
200. Once drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin".
201. Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
202. The Poof family crest is a picture of a baracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
203. Re-named Cat Stevens "Yusef Islam". He did NOT want to be called that.
204. Sold Nicholas Cage into slavery for 3 years in Thailand.
205. Declined a starring role in Battlefield Earth

 

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Date Posted: 8/9/05 4:34am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
206. Has all his own teeth, in addition to some other peoples'.
207. Invented a hi-density digital recording media using stale tortillas.
208. Knows exactly what Britney did again.
209. Migrates south in the winter.
210. Is open to the public every day (except Christmas).

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 8/9/05 4:44am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
211. FedEx'd himself to New Zealand for $23.57
212. Eats scrambled eggs with ketchup.
213. Plays bagpipe music when having sex with women.
214. Hands out toothbrushes and toothpaste to trick or treaters.
215. Has been a certified elevator repair technician for 44 years.

 

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The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please
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Date Posted: 8/9/05 5:00am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
216. Was instrumental in the collapse of Barings Bank, but let Nick Leeson take the rap.
217. Has a photographic memory. With a flash and auto-rewind.
218. Is the person dictionary writers call when they need to know how to spell something.
219. Will be driving for the Williams Formula 1 team in the 2006-2007 season.
220. Loves the smell of napalm at any time of the day.

 

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Date Posted: 8/9/05 5:28am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
221. Has 327 erogenous zones, 42% of those just on the neck

 

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Registered: Aug '05
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Date Posted: 8/9/05 5:32am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
Uric-Qel-Droma posted:
1. Yarael Poof was a Civil War buff.
2. Yarael Poof enjoyed watching porn with the sound muted and Disney music playing in the background.
3. Yarael Poof once sat in place of Senator Aks Moe from Malastare for eight contigious sessions of the Galactic Senate and no one noticed.
4. Yarael Poof held an honorary law degree from the University of Alderaan.
5. Kept Darth Maul's head in a jar.
6. Is a fan of rap music.
7. He has a friend in every town and village from here to Endor.
8. He speaks a dozen languages.
9. Is actually part of the Witness Protection Program.
10. Talks in his sleep
11. He hosted the Tonight Show 37 times
12. He was briefly married to Larry King
13. Wrote the script for "Godfather 3"
14. Was a professional cat juggler in Mexico
15. Beat former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney in an arm-wrestling match
16. Kissed Tony Blair on BBC News.
17. Went on a guided tour of the Congo
18. Had a sex scandal with an associate.
19. Became the CEO of Google for a little while.
20. Wrote a critical review of Attack Of The Clones.
21. Won the 1999 chili cook-off for Butler County, Nebraska
22. Can eat and digest glass
23. Banned for life from all Applebees restaurants
24. Is the last living survivor from the Titanic
25. Invented the urinal
26. Attempted a run for the US presidency
27. Played on stage with Elvis Presley
28. Taught Emeril many of his now famous recipes
29. Taught Michael Jackson the moonwalk
30. Had a hand in the escape of the chupacabra
31. Taught Martha Stewart how to decorate.
32. Was the judge that later sent Martha to jail.
33. Was a Presidental advisor to both Richard Nixon, Gerarld Ford and Jimmy Carter (He did an excellent job.)
34. Fell in love with William Jennings Bryan.
35. Has been known to host conservative radio talk shows.
36. Tried to take over the world a few times, but failed.
37. Auditioned for the role of James Bond after Sean Connery retired, but he wasn't what they were looking for.
38. Auditioned for American Idol.
39. He originally wrote the phrase "It is not easy being green." Kermit later stole it from him, there were several law suits but the jurors sided with the frog.
40. He also actually was the doctor who performed the surgeries on Michael Jackson.
41. Poof has been known to be a zoo keeper in San Diego.
42. Was the inspiration for the song "Rocket Man".
43. Member in good standing of the Rosicrusians.
44. Beat up the offensive line for the 1983 Chicago Bears.
45. Helped solve the mystery behind Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance, but did not reveal the truth for personal reasons.
46. Shot out the screen of his TV set when Captain Kangaroo was on.
47. Translated the Dead Sea Scrolls after three hits of acid and 3 shots of Mescaline.
48. Held the galactic record for most french fries stuffed into a mouth.
49. Once swam in the English Channel towing a boat with six rodeo midgets.
50. Tutored Martin Short in ballroom dancing.
51. Head of security for the 1988 Olympics.
52. Responsible for the discovery of SARS.
53. Refuses to discuss or even mention Bette Midler
54. Gave the idea of a reformation to Martin Luther.
55. Was in the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot, and later filed a report stating what exactly happened.
56. Was a swift boat captain in Vietnam.
57. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2000.
58. Voted for Ralph Nader in 2004.
59. Joined the UN Security Council in 2002.
60. Yarael Poof motioned to boycott the bidet.
61. Yarael Poof gets jiggy with it every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday night.
62. Correction to #57. Yarael Poof ment to vote for Al Gore but was confused by the Ballot
63. Yarael Poof only uses his left hand to wipe his mouth with a napkin
64. Yarael Poof was once a coconut Vendor in Brazil
65. Has a great tan line
66. is Rick James, B****!
67. Is responsible for the number 7
68. Invented the bass line for "Play that Funky Music White boy."
69. Cooked the peice of brocolli that Bush Sr. puked over
70. Yarael Poof once tried to assassinate Alex Trebeck
71. Suggested to Kid Rock he should pick up the guitar.
72. Was his own father in another life.
74. Invented the sidebar.
75. Suggested to Alex Ross he try drawing comic books.
76. Everyone is a newb to Yarael Poof.
77. Convinced Steve Jobs to build the Macintosh
78. Commanded NORAD for several years in the late 80's.
79. Has a shrine in his backyard devoted to the late John Candy who was also his college roommate.
80. Is certified to fly the entire line of Boeing aircraft.
81. Won a bet with John Travolta where the loser had to join the Church of Scientology.
82. Is the reason why Woodward and Bernstein are silent.
83. Rejected for the jury in the OJ Simpson trial due to past business dealings with Simpson.
84. Served as mayor of Chicago for a week in 1986.
85. Can divide by zero.
86. Knows exactly what number i is.
87. He wrote all the episodes of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
88. He found the end of the internet
89. He's allergic to Moon Rocks
90. He's the one who visits those who have UFO experiences.
91. Has run a Corn Dog stand at the Iowa State Fair for the last 33 years.
92. Is down with O.P.P.
93. Went a year without speaking.
94. Cries when "American Pie" by Don McLean plays on the radio, but only the full length version.
95. "Field Of Dreams" is based loosely on his life story.
96. He ate the donut theory of the universe.
97. Shakespeare stole Macbeth from him.
98. Is the father of the race that E.T. belongs to.
99. Convinced Coca Cola to drop New Coke.
100. Is one of the few persons to turn down membership in Skull and Bones and survive.
101. Had persona non grata status in South Africa during the practice of Apartheid.
102. Only person to have ever been pardoned by both F.W. DeKlerk and Nelson Mandela.
103. Grows prize winning marigolds in his spare time.
104. Holds the patent for "The Clapper"
105. Held stock in Enron but sold his shares before the scandal hit Wall Street.
106. Can recite "Pulp Fiction" word for word in French.
107. He made the "Phantom Edit."
108. Built a toilet using pieces of the Berlin Wall.
109. On the watch list for all Vegas casinos. Was believed to be card counting but the accusations couldn't be proved.
110. Knows who REALLY shot JR.
111. Choreographed Christopher Walken for the Fatboy Slim video "Weapon Of Choice".
112. Makes a wonderful French Silk pie.
113. Infected Michael Jackson with his "disease" after Jackson stole his dance moves and gave him no credit.
114. Owns 49 1/2 shares of God.
115. Yarael Poof has a brother.
116. Urinated on Lenin's grave and laughed about it afterward with Boris Yeltsin
117. Calls Agen Kolar "Horny Toad"
118. Personally responsible for the Buffalo Bills never winning a Super Bowl
119. Chris Carter based "The X-Files" off of what Yarael would say in his sleep.
120. Sorts all of his M&M's by color and then throws away the red ones.
121. Blew up Krypton.
122. Wiped out the dinosaurs.
123. Punched a Monk in Tibet.
124. Threw darts at the Mona Lisa.
125. Chucked eggs at Castro's doorway.
126. Ran nude straight thru Nepal.
127. Spit his chew at the Taj Mahal.
128. No no one understands him but his woman.
129. Is the holder of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
130. Captured 17 fugitive Nazi war criminals inside of a week.
131. Wrote the lyrics for "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and sold the rights to Nirvana for $6.50
132. Dated Chandra Levy before she worked for Sen. Gary Condit.
133. Owns half of a restaurant in Washington DC where the house specialty is a dish called "Condoleeza Rice".
134. Has a brief cameo role in the Steve Martin film "LA Story".
135. Holds tenure at the Indiana State School of Engineering.
136. Played linebacker for the Oakland Raiders from 1987-1991.
137. Invented the snowcone and the bra on the same day.
138. Threw a chair at Geraldo Rivera.
139. Lived with the Amish for 6 years during the 1970s
140. Is fluent in Esperanto.
141. Mentored Albert Einstein as a child.
142. Eats a 20 stack of pancakes for breakfast every Sunday.
143. Is partly responsible for the foundation of the JC.
144. Helped zacparis get promoted to the rank of Mod.
145. Recruited Mr.NeckorYaraelPoof to his law firm, hence his disappearance.
146. Logged into BibFortunaorTwiLek's JC account to help him reach the ultimate post count.
147. Saved President Regan when he was shot at.
148. Went to live with the Indians during the French and Indian War.
149. Invented ketchup.
150. Only eats meatloaf with ketchup.
151. Cannot make it through a metal detector without it beeping.
152. Is the new Midwife for Katya-Jade
153. Taught Amos how to use
154. Stole Droidikas Avatar
155. Told Malkie to put Malkie in front of an Edit
156. Yarael Poof is Zacparis
157. Yarael Poof is not zacparis
158. Yarael Poof painted the real Mona Lisa. Michaelangelo copied him, but couldn't do the eyebrows right, so he just left them off.
159. Takes Dick Clark out of cryogenic hibernation on December 27th in preparation for New Year's Eve.
160. Convinced W. Mark Felt to reveal himself as "Deep Throat".
161. Served as First Assistant Director to the hit comedy film "Airplane!".
162. Knows whether or not this is the way to Amarillo
163. Poked Edgar Davids in both eyes as a child
164. Was responsible for the eruption of Krakatoa
165. Put the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong"
166. Makes me feel like a natural woman
167. Invented both Silly Putty and Velcro during one 17 hour drinking binge.
168. Has a pet fish named "Frog".
169. Is the father of 12 kids via sperm donation.
170. Served as a sniper in World War II with 79 confirmed kills to his name.
171. Drove across America in 6 days on a riding lawn mower in April of 1985.
172. Has a bus speed of 400MHz
173. Worked as an "elbow double" for Jessica Alba.
174. Knows where his towel's at.
175. Is able to calculate the ideal number of windows for any given building based purely on square footage.
176. Would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
177. Orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
178. Manufactures brooms in a private workshop in the Georgia backwoods.
179. Hosted the 1985 Grammy Awards and gave every award to Corey Hart.
180. Starred in a production of "The King And I" on Broadway. While on stage, he chloroformed the entire cast and spent the next two hours eating them on stage. The performance got good reviews.
181. All of the "Yes" album covers are Poof family photos.
182. Ate a homeless person on a dare.
183. Keeps Cthulhu under sedation and calls it his "pet"
184. Supplied Frankenfurter with the plans for Rocky
185. Gave birth (literally) to the first kazoo during a nasty hangover
186. Went back in time and hypnotised Nostradamus, and told him all about the future in Riddle Speak
187. Is actually represented by "0" in Binary
188. Took a bite of the Big Apple, and saw the other half of the worm
189. Used that other half to go fishing in Siberia, where he caught Nessie, and decided to drop her off in Scotland after they had spent the night together in Vegas, which was when he was suspected of counting cards.
190. Edited Paul's letter to the Romans
191. Wrote a nasty letter to the CEO of Heinz concerning copyright infringement, but ended up dropping the matter all together
192. Can lift over 300 times his own weight with just one hand.
193. Wrote Reagan's first innaugural speech on an air sickness bag while en route to Washington DC.
194. Impersonating Yarael Poof is a felony in 37 states punishable by a minimum of 20 years and a $250,000 fine.
195. Was almost arrested for impersonating himself but was pardoned when he showed proper ID.
196. Left a discarded coffee cup and bagel in Louvre. Usually, this would be of little importance except for the fact that said coffee cup and bagel were put on display in their own section of the museum which is adjacent to the Mona Lisa.
197. Cast a tiebreaking vote which gave the Papacy to Pope Benedict XVI.
198. Volunteers as a Scoutmaster for Boy Scout Troop 741 in Deale, Maryland.
199. Co-wrote Lionel Richie's smash hit "Dancin' On The Ceiling"
200. Once drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin".
201. Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
202. The Poof family crest is a picture of a baracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
203. Re-named Cat Stevens "Yusef Islam". He did NOT want to be called that.
204. Sold Nicholas Cage into slavery for 3 years in Thailand.
205. Declined a starring role in Battlefield Earth


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Raven  9086 posts
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Date Posted: 8/9/05 5:41am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 8/9/05 12:16pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
222. Discovered a rare type of iguana in the Amazon and promptly named it after James Brown.
223. Had a hit single in Japan in 1981 of him singing "Louie, Louie".
224. Showers in grain alcohol.
225. Drinks nitroglycerin with a Pop Rocks chaser.
226. Crashed 17 Bar Mitzvahs wearing nothing but a beaver costume while driving a golf cart.
227. Lost a hand in a farming accident as a child and grew a new hand a week later.
228. Goes out to a karoke bar every Friday night and sings nothing but "Jailhouse Rock" for 2 hours straight.

 

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-RebelScum-  16784 posts
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16245_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 8/9/05 12:42pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
How could someone not know bout teh Poof!

-The Scummy-

 

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_princess_leia_  13492 posts
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Date Posted: 8/9/05 1:44pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
229. He enojoys listening to Britney Spears.
230. He has been to over 500 different plants and moons.

 

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Kyle Katarn  14524 posts
Registered: Jul '98
6004_Jar-Jar Binks
Date Posted: 8/9/05 10:30pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
231. Earned $754,032.17 in one day by panhandling on the streets of New York City.
232. Constantly dwells on who would win in a fight between Emmanuel Lewis and Gary Coleman.
233. His excrement is considered to be legal tender in Paraguay.
234. Followed the Grateful Dead while on tour for 9 years in the 1960s and 1970s.
235. Builds miniature replicas of Stonehenge using bars of soap in his spare time.
236. Dated Bea Arthur for 2 years in the late 1940s.

 

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