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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 8/10/05 2:33am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
	237. Helped to throw the 1919 World Series 238. Injected Rafael Palmeiro, Jose Canseco & David Eckstein with steriods 239. Had sex with Roseanne 240. Was a memeber on O.J. Simpson's defense team 241. Gave Lucas the idea to create Jar Jar 242. Created Vanilla Ice 243. Was behind the 2003 U.S./Canada Northeast blackout 244. Is behind the Cubs "Curse of the Billy Goat" -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. Lawrence Tanter is my homeboy. 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 9-3, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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Kyle Katarn Registered: Jul '98	Date Posted: 8/10/05 3:46am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
	245. Ate a Bible once while water skiing 246. Discovered that it takes approximately 612 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop. 247. Has Prince's "Darling Nikki" set as his cellphone ringtone. 248. Was a finalist for the design of the "Brawny Man" on Brawny Paper Towels. 249. Prefers green colored Lifesavers. 250. Created a 10 foot tall bust of Gilbert Gottfried using nothing but styrofoam. -----signature----- The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest And visit their graves on holidays at best The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them
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Kyle Katarn Registered: Jul '98	Date Posted: 8/11/05 11:04pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
	Side note. I added this to the Wikipedia entry for good ol' Yarael. That said... 251. Had an affair with Barbara Walters in the early 80s 252. Got violently ill after riding the Mad Tea Party ride at Disneyland. 253. Has an ongoing Christmas prank with his cousin where they each send the same, 174 year old fruitcake to each other on alternating years. 254. Was given permission to have a mistress from Pope John Paul II. 255. Calls Vin Diesel a "young upstart who is doomed to failure." -----signature----- The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest And visit their graves on holidays at best The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them
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Decapitated-Jango Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 8/11/05 11:51pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
	256- Knows Morgan Freeman personally but never has him over for dinner. 257 - Is often mistaken as Jon Stamos in public areas. 258 - Eats his corn cobs with an entire stick of butter on it. 259 - Saved twelve retarded children from a nuclear explosion. 260 - Drinks girly drinks. 261- Hits on married women. 262 - Wipes with his left hand. 263 - Is deathly afraid of 90 degree angles. 264 - Impersonates Val Kilmer when drunk. 265 - Has a wife on every continent. 266 - Has won three Nobel Prizes for no exact reason. 267 - Promoted "Cinnamon Toasted Crunch" for a short stint. 678 - Signs inside his novel's cover jacket with "Y-Poof" at book signings. 679 - Secretly desires a mullet. 670 - Rocks out on the freeway to "Jesse's Girl." 671 - Has delievered five septuplets in under 16.23 minutes. -----signature----- "Yay!!! Bwains!"
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Kyle Katarn Registered: Jul '98	Date Posted: 12/31/05 12:12am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
	272. Yarael Poof wishes everyone a happy holiday 273. Calls Vin Diesel a "young upstart with delusions of grandeur". 274. Owns a first edition CD of the Dire Straits album "Brothers In Arms" signed by Mark Knopfler. 275. Once had a part time job as a patent clerk 276. Was once addicted to support groups until he started participating in an underground fighting ring. -----signature----- The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest And visit their graves on holidays at best The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them
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Kyle Katarn Registered: Jul '98	Date Posted: 3/14/06 11:23pm Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
	277. Removed gum from the pavement at Ellis Island during the summer of 1974. 278. Sold the idea for the Popemobile to the Vatican for US$12 million. 279. Can trace his ancestry back to 9th century Bavaria, it gets a little foggy after that. 280. Was the Horseshoe Throwing Champion of Jo Daviess county Missouri for 5 consecutive years from 1994-1999. -----signature----- The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest And visit their graves on holidays at best The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them
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Miana Kenobi Title: Pacific RSA & NSWFF Mod On Limited Time Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 3/15/06 12:02am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
	I Yarael... -----signature----- President of San Diego FanForce He tini nga whetu e ngaro I te kapua iti. Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
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Vengance1003 Registered: Mar '06	Date Posted: 3/15/06 8:28am Subject: RE: =The Mystery of Yarael Poof=
	Yareael Poof > Chuck Norris -----signature----- Is no the answer to this question? Companda
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