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Quarantine  526 posts
Registered: Mar '02
20242_Padme
Date Posted: 5/9/05 10:58pm Subject: Birthday Prank Ideas!
My best friend Sarah's 19th birthday is coming up. I dont know what to do yet... And I want it to be good. But I dont want her to be mad about it. What is a good thing to get and/or do for her birthday?

GIVE ME SOME IDEAS!!!!!!!!!

 
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Darth_Ignant  28186 posts
Registered: Oct '01
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 10:59pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
Tell her you have cancer.

 

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SLR  8598 posts
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:00pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
give her a swirlie

 

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Im_just_guessing  25385 posts
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:00pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas! - Date Edited: 5/9/05 11:00pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Im_just_guessing
Tell her SHE has cancer.


And somehow you know about it and she doesnt.


Edit: Ignant's idea is simpler.

 

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Thanat0s  1220 posts
Registered: Nov '02
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:01pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
go to canada and booze it up

 

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NeoBaggins  5602 posts
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:07pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas! - Date Edited: 5/9/05 11:08pm (1 edits total) Edited By: NeoBaggins

Put a hole in the table smaller than the Birthday cake but big enough for your fist to fit through. Sit the cake over the hole on top of some wax paper. Light the candles and get under the table. Right when she gets ready to blow out the candles, thrust your fist as hard as possible through the cake and knock her out.

 

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-Lord-Vader-  7399 posts
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:13pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
the cancer idea was good.

 

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jedi_john_33  25395 posts
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:14pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
Mess with her calendar so it looks like she is 2 weeks late.

 

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Tide_of_Force  358 posts
Registered: Dec '04
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:18pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
tell her she's your long lost sister.

and make some fake birth certificates.

 

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FareLenore  7069 posts
Registered: Oct '03
24102_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:21pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
Tell all her friends and family she wanted to be alone on her birthday and to not even give her a birthday card or anything! Just pretend the day is like every other day. She'll feel REALLY special!

 
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DarthDan10855863  389 posts
Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 5/9/05 11:42pm Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
It depends. Are you a man or woman?

 

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Quarantine  526 posts
Registered: Mar '02
20242_Padme
Date Posted: 5/10/05 12:20am Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas! - Date Edited: 5/10/05 12:38am (1 edits total) Edited By: Quarantine
"go to canada and booze it up"

Actually she wants to do that... but my car has 200,000 miles on it... I dont think it would be wise to do so. lol And she doesn't have one herself.
Texas to Canada... That would be suicide! lol

And I seriously need some ideas! Serious ones...

And I cant fake birth certificates... lol she is black and I am white :-P

 
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Tide_of_Force  358 posts
Registered: Dec '04
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Date Posted: 5/10/05 12:54am Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
you can always try the old kidnapping prank.

since you are in Texas, take her out to the boonies and threaten to kill her because you think she's prettier than you.

that way, you boosts her self-esteem and scares the bejeebus out of her at the same time.
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a really really mean prank:

hide a gun in her backbag at school, then go tell on her.

**warning: this could be friendship ending.**

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The Bigger Fish  25563 posts
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20252_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 5/10/05 2:59am Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
Say you booked a hotel room for you both.

 

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Vader_Apprentice  604 posts
Registered: Nov '04
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Date Posted: 5/10/05 5:43am Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
Get her a really nice gift, something she'll like. Start hinting that she'll really like it and you can't wait to see her open it. Get her a gag gift like an ant farm or something and give it to her first. When she opens it, act like it's the coolest. Let her sweat for a while, then give her the good gift.

 

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Drac39  15414 posts
Registered: Jul '02
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Date Posted: 5/10/05 5:56am Subject: RE: Birthday Prank Ideas!
Get her a gift card and find a big bow and layer boxs and wrapping paper

It`s not as crazy as the "cancer" bit

 

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