Got this from an email. Hope you all enjoy. 
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give
you a $100 if you let me have you"....but the girl said NO. Johnny said "I'll
be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be
finished by the time you pick it up".
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says
"ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get
his pants down".
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend
calls and asks what happened. She said "The ******* used coins"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
You know, Valyn, the sex jokes just are a little much.
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