Author Topic: The Blue Yoda Society: 7 Years in this Slimey Mudhole
starwars6554  12134 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6456_Yoda - Concentraaaate!
Date Posted: 5/20/06 10:22am Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Peanutbutter and
Honey sandwhiches are
Very very good!







AHBY! love

 

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Padawan915  14802 posts
Registered: Oct '02
48899_Anakin Skywalker (719092)
Date Posted: 5/20/06 11:35am Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
I prefer PB & J. Just saying.


//returns to Pabsturbation

 

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starwars6554  12134 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6456_Yoda - Concentraaaate!
Date Posted: 5/20/06 11:50am Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Either works for me.
Lately PB and Jelly
But honey in past.






AHBY! love

 

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Padawan915  14802 posts
Registered: Oct '02
48899_Anakin Skywalker (719092)
Date Posted: 5/20/06 8:14pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi
Poppa was a copper and her momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer
Price you gotta pay when you break the panorama
She never knew that there was anything more than poor
What in the world does your company take me for?

Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin' on a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
Condemed everywhere saying baby what you gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45
Just another way to survive

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah

She's a lover, baby and a fighter
Should've seen her coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Dani California
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded she was stealing another breath
I love my baby to death

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah

Who knew the hardest side of you
Who knew what others tried to prove
Too true to say goodbye to you
Too true, too sad sad sad

First to fade her, gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later
Never made it, Up to Minnessota
North Dakota man was a gunnin' for the quota
Down in the badlands she was saving the best for last
it only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
Yeah, yeah

 

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starwars6554  12134 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6456_Yoda - Concentraaaate!
Date Posted: 5/20/06 8:55pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.

Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and there's so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.

Love lost, such a cost,
Give me things
that don't get lost.
Like a coin that won't get tossed
Rolling home to you.

Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.

Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past.
But I'm all alone at last.
Rolling home to you.

Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.

Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.


AHBY! love

 

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C...eh....N...eh....D.....eh. cool
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Darth_Falcon  6705 posts
Registered: Aug '02
14831_Millennium Falcon<br>Hyperspace
Date Posted: 5/20/06 10:06pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye! - Date Edited: 5/20/06 10:08pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Falcon
There's a mutant in there.
A BBQ as well.
There are people with berries.
And haiku's to tell.
Open wide, Come inside.
It's the BYS!

dancing

 

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starwars6554  12134 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6456_Yoda - Concentraaaate!
Date Posted: 5/21/06 2:50am Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Derek Zoolander
Has five syllables in name
Should be in group.







AHBY! love

 

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Paul-Skywalker  1081 posts
Registered: Aug '02
6104_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 5/21/06 7:24am Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
My self-imposed blackcurrant drink trial

Let me set the scene for you, I'm round my friend Emma's house and while watching the Eurovision Song Contest she goes for a drink of blackcurrant out of her fridge (Ribena cordial, if that means anything to you) and brings me a bottle of Bud. So I naturally ask her why she's on the blackcurrant instead of the beer and point out that the song contest will make so much more sense if she's drunk. This is the moment she chose to blow my ... mind.

With this startling revelation ... she says "Paul, this blackcurrant drink is 0.00001% proof - if I drink enough of this stuff I will get drunk".

shock What?! A blackcurrant drink? I called her crackers and laughed it off as I've never heard of anyone being drunk from drinking blackcurrant.

And then the very next day it hit me. So I hit it back. What if Em was right?

Yes fellow BYSers I am going to try it. Yeah I am going straight back to pabst blue ribbon after this but get this - I am seeking to be the first person to get drunk on blackcurrant cordial! But not cordial concentrate on its own, cos that feels like cheating. Nope I shall add 3 parts water for every 1 part cordial just like the bottles say to! I am going to keep drinking this stuff until I'm drunk or bust.

I forsee this trial going one of two ways:
1) I will end up in hospital retching my guts out while being stone cold sober.
2) I will end up in hospital retching my guts out while being the first person ever to be drunk on blackcurrant cordial.





It's a win/win situation !!! grin

I will let you all know how I progress. Wish me luck, I'm about to drink the first one - here's mystety in your eye!

Cheers!

 

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starwars6554  12134 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6456_Yoda - Concentraaaate!
Date Posted: 5/21/06 10:42am Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Um......right...good luck with that!


plain







mischief









whistling











cow











AHBY! love

 

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Jada  10105 posts
Title: Chapter Rep
Charlotte, NC

Registered: Apr '06
42108_Deliah Blue
Date Posted: 5/21/06 12:49pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Alice

Back online for now
The honeymoon is over
Stomach Flu we have sick

I'll be posting a very special picture later. We're pretty burned out right now from our trip.

ahby!

 

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starwars6554  12134 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6456_Yoda - Concentraaaate!
Date Posted: 5/21/06 12:59pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Welcome back! I hope it was everything you were dreaming of and more!




AHBY! love

 

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Paul-Skywalker  1081 posts
Registered: Aug '02
6104_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 5/21/06 1:03pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Awesome that you're back, Hope ... bummer about the stomach flu though! Look forward to the special pic! Aw sweet.



My Ribena challenge ... update

Number of glasses of Ribena consumed : 22

Nothing yet, guys & girls. But I could get drunk at anytime, so I'd better tell you about the science I have put in place.

Basically I have three tests of whether the Ribena has got me drunk.
1) The Aunt Beru test
2) The Richard Simmons test
3) The Lifesabre test


The Aunt Beru test is a visual test. I have this picture of Aunt Beru:

If at any point I get the 'ol beer googles and think that the red one Aunt Beru is actually quite hot and get the urge to do the nasty with her then I am drunk.


The Richard Simmons test is a test of reasonable judgement. I will have this DVD playing in my house:
If at any point I join in and get sweaty with the sweaty one then I am quite clearly drunk.



The Lifesaber test is a mobility test. I am going to carry a gimer stick around with me, which I have affectionately labelled my lifesabre wink
If I am unable to walk without the aid of my lifesabre then I am drunk.


Catch you all later. More Ribena! I'm gonna do this!

 

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starwars6554  12134 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6456_Yoda - Concentraaaate!
Date Posted: 5/21/06 1:10pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Here's to hoping you succeed!




AHBY! love

 

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PaplooTheory  6043 posts
Registered: Nov '01
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Date Posted: 5/21/06 3:59pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
Bad internet + pool + 100+ degree days + girlfriend + working = very little posting.


I'll try people, I'll try.


AHBY!

 

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I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away.
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starwars6554  12134 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6456_Yoda - Concentraaaate!
Date Posted: 5/21/06 6:03pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Four Years Of Shooting Our Hot Mystety Into Your Eye!
You know, I don't think you're trying hard enough, Jake. You need to make a concerted effort here bud. Start sucking it up.






AHBY! love

 

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"Someone has to pull me under before I try and drag you down. " - Finger Eleven
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