Author Topic: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
AaylaSecurOWNED  14261 posts
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Date Posted: 2/17/07 10:03pm Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
I just want to be sure he's not bandying them about.

 

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Souderwan  14975 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:04am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
I cannot divulge the mystery of the porn storage plain . I would be kicked out of the submariner club. Sorry.

Actually, you'd probably be surprised at how many guys (me included) who get underway with no porn....


Next question.

 

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Everton  44010 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:06am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
In 'The Simpsons' episode where Homer goes on a submarine, the Captain is fired out of a torpedo tube. Earlier on, there are peas served at the Captain's dinner table.

Do Submarine Captains generally like peas?

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED  14261 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:14am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
Would I be surprised at how many guys get underway WITH porn?

 

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Souderwan  14975 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:19am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
Everton: Yes. It's a requirement before you can be promoted to captain. Once, an Admiral found out that a Captain didn't like peas, and we shot him out of the torpedo tube. It became the inspiration of a Simpsons episode...


ASO: I don't know. What's your expectation?

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED  14261 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:20am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines - Date Edited: 2/18/07 7:22am (1 edits total) Edited By: AaylaSecurOWNED
at least 9/10ths

Also, if you didn't know my expectations, why did you tell me I'd be surprised earlier?

 

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Souderwan  14975 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:31am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
Touché. Actually, I'd say it's more like 60-70% who bring their own porn. A lot of guys borrow other guys porn.

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED  14261 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:33am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
ew

 

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Souderwan  14975 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:36am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
Yeah...

At least nowadays, most porn is electronic media. There's no exchanging of sticky magazines. :P


And hey, you asked.

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED  14261 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:37am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
electronic porn? Do you sometimes pull up porn on the radar screen and pretend to be watching for commie Russian subs and giant squids when you're actually watching porn?

 

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Souderwan  14975 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:43am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
Only on the midwatch. tongue

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED  14261 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:45am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
Is it submarine/navy themed porn?

 

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Souderwan  14975 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:50am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
No. That's gross. We only have guys on the boat. sick

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED  14261 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:52am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
Right, but in this porn maybe it's an all lady submarine. And they rescue some guy who finds himself alone on a submarine with dozens of sex-starved lady sailors...

 

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Souderwan  14975 posts
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Date Posted: 2/18/07 7:53am Subject: RE: ITT Souderwan Answers Questions About Submarines
*jots that down*

I might have a career ahead of me as a porn-producer. thinking

 

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