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LeeKenobi Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 12/13/06 3:02pm Subject: The Feast of Alvis 2006!
	In celebration of the holiest man to ever slap iron: Alvis! THE STORY OF ALVIS: “On a frosty winter’s night, a wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman, carrying pioneers to the frontier. A young woman in the party called Delia was heavy with child. And though she had journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year, none had lain with her, though she was comely. And on this frosty winter’s night, young Delia’s water broke, almost freezing her to the seat of the wagon. And the pioneers beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But, due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. And so there in the stable among the feed and tack and whats-its, Delia gave birth to a son whom she called Alvis as was her want. And so none of the men in the party were the father, it was decided among them that the birth of this child must truly be a miracle. And it was so, for above the fort, there suddenly and miraculously appeared an awesome and mighty comet, and so brilliant was its light, that there came from all the tribes which the soldiers had not yet decimated, shamans. And they rode upon buffalo as was their heathen custom, bearing gifts, offerings of whiskey and firearms. And when the shamans saw the child, they were in awe, for he glowed in as if bathed in a light which was truly not of this world.” “Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers!" - Alvis
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jadenkorr81 Registered: Dec '06	Date Posted: 12/13/06 3:09pm Subject: RE: The Feast of Alvis 2006!
	Cool.
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Im_just_guessing Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 12/13/06 4:49pm Subject: RE: The Feast of Alvis 2006!
	Alvis just makes me think of Chipmunks. -----signature----- Many Bothans died to bring you Balrog_Paradox's posts.
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SANTA-CLAUS-KENOBI Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 12/13/06 4:52pm Subject: RE: The Feast of Alvis 2006! - Date Edited: 12/13/06 4:53pm (1 edits total) Edited By: SANTA-CLAUS-KENOBI
	Praise Alvis! I better not see any Malkans in here, or there'll be hell to pay. Damn witches -----signature----- Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus Kenobi is coming to town!
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HookLineAndSinker Title: Magistrate Emeritus Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 12/13/06 5:07pm Subject: RE: The Feast of Alvis 2006!
	I came within a click away from posting this thread a week ago. -----signature----- I am from the corrupt land of Illinois
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rumsmuggler Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 12/13/06 5:23pm Subject: RE: The Feast of Alvis 2006!
	-----signature----- W.W.L.D. What Would Lando Do
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SANTA-CLAUS-KENOBI Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 12/13/06 8:10pm Subject: RE: The Feast of Alvis 2006!
	Alvis needs more praise than just this jibber jabber. jibber jabber jibber jabber jibber jabber! -----signature----- Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus Kenobi is coming to town!
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