Author Topic: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
Darth_Gangrenous 
Title: •Teh-Mole's Game Grinch
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Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 7/26 11:15pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
But she likes to beat people with her cane. worried

 

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DarthSticky 
Registered: Feb '02
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Date Posted: 7/27 4:00am Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
Alright, everybody settle down before I spray you with my hose.

Too much talkin about nekkid bodies goin on around here...

 

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Darth_Gangrenous 
Title: •Teh-Mole's Game Grinch
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Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 7/27 4:21am Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
This is a family friendly board, Sticky. Keep your hose to yourself. shame_on_you













tongue

 

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JediFalcon 
Registered: Feb '02
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Date Posted: 7/27 8:06am Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
Darth_Gangrenous posted:
But she might beat us with it. worried


For encouraging Strife about putting that image on DVD I wouldn't be surprised

 

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PatttyB0123 
Title: Latin America RSA
Registered: Apr '03
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Date Posted: 7/27 11:12am Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
Do we have a DVD player in here? Where? confused

 

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Maulfly 
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Registered: Oct '01
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Date Posted: 7/27 12:04pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
*smacks Gangrie with the cane she had gotten Strife when he had fried himself during a parade* devil


DVD player is probably hiding in Otis' office, Pattty. tongue

 

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BultarSwan 
Title: Former CR
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Registered: Jul '03
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Date Posted: 7/27 12:12pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
*Runs screaming through the thread*

 

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JediFalcon 
Registered: Feb '02
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Date Posted: 7/27 12:17pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
did you hear something just now?

 

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PatttyB0123 
Title: Latin America RSA
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Date Posted: 7/27 12:36pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
Otis should put back out our DVD player. cry

What happened Bultar? worried

 

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Jada 
Title: Chapter Rep
Charlotte, NC

Registered: Apr '06
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Date Posted: 7/27 3:01pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
lalalalalalalala!



 

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Darth_Gangrenous 
Title: •Teh-Mole's Game Grinch
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Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 7/27 6:02pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
What's wrong, Swany?

 

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Maulfly 
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Date Posted: 7/27 7:14pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
Maybe she stepped in a used bedpan?

 

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Jada 
Title: Chapter Rep
Charlotte, NC

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Date Posted: 7/27 7:36pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
Probably. Hope it wasn't Strife's tongue

 

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JediFalcon 
Registered: Feb '02
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Date Posted: 7/27 8:05pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
Hmmm maybe she did step in a bed pan hope it wasn't mine either

My sister can be very infuriating at times, shes stubborn, hard headed and a well my stepmom did use a word and I can't remember what the word was but it started with a p. Honestly you would think she would've had this solved by now. She had almost a year to figure out what to do with the leaky tire and I'm sure if she would put some faith in people, like her fiance who would've helped her solve this by now. She seen one price on the tire and shyed away from it and didn't bother to shop around for prices. If I can find a cheaper price on the internet, she can find a cheaper price by looking around locally. Sorry about the rant but it put my dad into a sour mood about this whole thing. rolling_eyes If it where me I would've had this done and over by now, at times I feel that I inherited the smarts in the family.

 

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Darth_Gangrenous 
Title: •Teh-Mole's Game Grinch
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Date Posted: 7/27 8:26pm Subject: RE: The Geriatric Ward: Episode V - The Enema Strikes Back
You may have, Falcon.

We have a storm coming in that is a lot like the two storms we had two years ago almost to the week that knocked power out here to over 500,000 for 5 or more days.

Sorry for the caps but this is copied/pasted from Nationl Weather Service/NOAA.

Special Weather Statement
SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ST LOUIS MO
918 PM CDT SUN JUL 27 2008

...SIGNIFICANT WIND DAMAGE AND LARGE HAIL THIS EVENING...

A LINE OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WITH A HISTORY OF PRODUCING
WIDESPREAD WIND DAMAGE WILL CONTINUE TO MOVE SOUTH SOUTHEAST ACROSS
CENTRAL AND EAST CENTRAL MISSOURI AS WELL AS SOUTHWEST ILLINOIS THIS
EVENING. THIS LINE WILL REACH A COLUMBIA MISSOURI TO ST. LOUIS TO
HIGHLAND ILLINOIS BETWEEN 10 AND 1030 PM. THIS LINE WILL BE CAPABLE
OF PRODUCING WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...LARGE HAIL AND POSSIBLE
TORNADOES. IN ADDITION TO THE SEVERE WEATHER...THESE STORMS WILL BE
CAPABLE OF PRODUCING VERY HEAVY RAINFALL THAT COULD PRODUCE FLASH
FLOODING.

NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT. BE READY TO MOVE TO A STURDY STRUCTURE
BEFORE THESE SEVERE STORMS REACH YOUR LOCATION. STAY TUNED TO NOAA
WEATHER RADIO OR YOUR LOCAL RADIO OR TELEVISION STATION FOR THE
LATEST INFORMATION ON THIS DANGEROUS WEATHER SITUATION.

AT 929 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
LINE OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING PENNY SIZE HAIL...AND DESTRUCTIVE WINDS IN EXCESS OF 80 MPH.

THIS STORM HAS A HISTORY OF PRODUCING WIDESPREAD WIND DAMAGE ACROSS
NORTHEAST MISSOURI AND WEST CENTRAL ILLINOIS. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS SITUATION. SEEK SHELTER NOW INSIDE A STURDY STRUCTURE AND STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS!

A LARGE COMPLEX OF THUNDERSTORMS WILL MOVE INTO PARTS OF
NORTHEAST MISSOURI AND WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI THIS EVENING AND
TRAVEL SOUTHWARD ACROSS THE REGION. THIS COMPLEX WILL CAPABLE OF
PRODUCING WIND GUSTS TO 80 MPH...GOLFBALL SIZE HAIL AND VERY HEAVY
RAINFALL. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ON CONVECTIVE WATCHES...PLEASE
REFER TO THE LATEST STORM PREDICTION CENTER WATCH PRODUCTS.

THE CHANCE FOR THUNDERSTORMS WILL CONTINUE INTO THROUGH THE NIGHT.
THESE STORMS WILL CONTINUE TO BE CAPABLE OF PRODUCING VERY HEAVY
RAINFALL OVER AREAS THAT ARE ALREADY VULNERABLE TO FLOODING. AS A
RESULT...A FLASH FLOOD WATCH IS IN EFFECT. FOR FURTHER
INFORMATION...PLEASE REFER TO THE WATCH PRODUCT.


Radar picture

 

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