Master_Jacen posted:

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Okay, I actually watched your laughable attempt at what to do in the case of the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse.

And I stand by my previous statement, which is that you will be one of the first to die/reanimate.

First off, what is "anti-anti-zombie water"? All you need to worry about in the case of water is potability. Solanum, the virus that causes zombification, cannot survive outside of the host body. So, you wouldn't have to worry about being turned via water. All you need to worry about with water is making sure it's potable. Boiling it for several minutes will ensure it's safe to drink. Water purification tablets will work as well. Also, zombies don't drink water.

Second, why on earth would you need a large coat with the hood on your head, and then a helmet? You wouldn't be able to see anything, and would more than likely injure yourself. That's just stupid. And what's "anti-zombie acid rain"?

Third, do you even know how to kill a zombie? I mean, it'd be annoyingly hard to kill one with a crappy little knife. You have to destroy their brain. Cutting off the head won't kill them. You have to destroy the brain. And puncturing a hard skull with a little knife, while avoiding the zombies Solanum filled mouth would be amazingly hard, and you'd probably just end up getting bit.

And what would be the point of an "anti-zombie acid mask"? Zombies don't actually shoot acid. That's a ridiculous urban legend. And if they did, your mask wouldn't work, as it has holes in it. Holes that "zombie acid" could easily get through, and you know, kill you. Good job.

Also, a sword is a bad idea. In the hands of an amateur you'd probably just end up hurting yourself. A gun will work much better as a weapon. You wont run out of ammo as long as you take your time and line up your shots. A shot to the brain will kill them. Simple. No crazy slashing, and getting Solanum filled blood all over yourself. Even one cell of Solanum will be enough to kill you. So, zombie blood generally sucks.

And finally, zombies don't make "a clickling sound". They groan.

Theres a couple of other things I want to correct you on, but won't. Because that's how I roll. Sucka.

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TheGuardianofArlon posted:

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Master_Jacen posted:

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Okay, I actually watched your laughable attempt at what to do in the case of the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse.

And I stand by my previous statement, which is that you will be one of the first to die/reanimate.

First off, what is "anti-anti-zombie water"? All you need to worry about in the case of water is potability. Solanum, the virus that causes zombification, cannot survive outside of the host body. So, you wouldn't have to worry about being turned via water. All you need to worry about with water is making sure it's potable. Boiling it for several minutes will ensure it's safe to drink. Water purification tablets will work as well. Also, zombies don't drink water.

Second, why on earth would you need a large coat with the hood on your head, and then a helmet? You wouldn't be able to see anything, and would more than likely injure yourself. That's just stupid. And what's "anti-zombie acid rain"?

Third, do you even know how to kill a zombie? I mean, it'd be annoyingly hard to kill one with a crappy little knife. You have to destroy their brain. Cutting off the head won't kill them. You have to destroy the brain. And puncturing a hard skull with a little knife, while avoiding the zombies Solanum filled mouth would be amazingly hard, and you'd probably just end up getting bit.

And what would be the point of an "anti-zombie acid mask"? Zombies don't actually shoot acid. That's a ridiculous urban legend. And if they did, your mask wouldn't work, as it has holes in it. Holes that "zombie acid" could easily get through, and you know, kill you. Good job.

Also, a sword is a bad idea. In the hands of an amateur you'd probably just end up hurting yourself. A gun will work much better as a weapon. You wont run out of ammo as long as you take your time and line up your shots. A shot to the brain will kill them. Simple. No crazy slashing, and getting Solanum filled blood all over yourself. Even one cell of Solanum will be enough to kill you. So, zombie blood generally sucks.

And finally, zombies don't make "a clickling sound". They groan.

Theres a couple of other things I want to correct you on, but won't. Because that's how I roll. Sucka.

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1. its a made up thing. its not to be taken seriously.
2. i don't have the guide
3. i know zombies don't make clicking sounds. ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A FUNNY THING SMART ONE.

so im not pawned.

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TheGuardianofArlol posted:

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1. its a made up thing. its not to be taken seriously.
2. i don't have the guide
3. i know zombies don't make clicking sounds. ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A FUNNY THING SMART ONE.

so im not pwned.

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Master_Jacen posted:

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But it wasn't funny!

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